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Humanoid_Taifun

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What I find very funny is that you can actually protect yourself against the wing buffet, and then the dragon suffers damage, probably because he's breaking his wing on you.

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Mazzy - And it wasn't a bad one. But it is not likely that the gods are going to revamp the Halflings and come out with a 'third edition,' as it were, now is it?

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There is so much gold in this game!



I particularly like some of the background ambience sounds, such as in trademeet:

"If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you!"

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bloodanddarknessfillmysoul wrote...
I particularly like some of the background ambience sounds, such as in trademeet:
"If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you!"


Me too!  Go to the slums, look at the character record page, then listen to the very first male voice after you come away from that screen.  I swear it sounds almost like "get your pants down".  Also, in the Umar Hills, you hear birds whistling, and one of them actually whistles a brief little happy tune.  I first heard that and thought that was pretty cool.

Also, I wonder what the lonliest NPC is?  I just noticed the Town Crier yelling about the latest news bout 10 times in a row and realized I never talk to him/her at all.  Pretty lonely guy I think.

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Slyx wrote...
Also, I wonder what the lonliest NPC is?


Noober. :lol:

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Town crier: "I'm actually quite shy!"

Also, is it just me or does anybody hear "Nice a****le!" in Candlekeep at the beginning of BG1?

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"I am Foolio Displasius, Destroyer of the Seven Suns! RAAAAAARGH!"

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It isn't from the vanilla game, sure, but from the Solaufein romance mod:

Posted Image

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*strangles Imoen*

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I have another.

Wraith Sarevok.

<charname>: YES! DIE!! DIE FOREVER!!!

Would've been perfect for some unstable chaotic neutral.

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Normally I'm indifferent to Imoen, bordering on dislike, but that is hilarious.

When I first had Solaufein, I thought he was interesting, then as his story arc developed I began to slowly, and surely, dislike him a lot. Then as soon as he was granted that sword of megacheeseslaying+500 .... Sarevok quickly replaced him.



I like the banter between Sarevok and Viconia, something along the lines of:

"I've been to the hells and back, but you .... you Viconia scare me." ololololo

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Boo wants to know why you need a warrior when you have no foes.

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I suffered Solaufein from the Underdark to the beginning to ToB, then my patience was finally dead and dry and he was replaced (I plan my party in advance every time and I usually don't do any unplanned replacements but I had to make an exception for him).

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Jan vs Ano and Keldi. I fell on floor many times.

Imoen + CN Ano in TOB when they was talking about paladins.

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When Nalia and Imoen tease Aerie that the Slayer haunts the halls at night only because he's looking for cookies.

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Morbidest wrote...

When Nalia and Imoen tease Aerie that the Slayer haunts the halls at night only because he's looking for cookies.

Yep, I remember this one.

Aerie: "That's not very funny, Imoen. CHARNAME never makes fun of his condition in that way."
CHARNAME: "Well, it's gotten a lot easier since I learned all the Slayer really wants is a sandwich."

Modifié par igneous.sponge, 19 décembre 2010 - 04:32 .


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Humanoid_Taifun wrote...

I suffered Solaufein from the Underdark to the beginning to ToB, then my patience was finally dead and dry and he was replaced (I plan my party in advance every time and I usually don't do any unplanned replacements but I had to make an exception for him).

I feel you, but I suppose it's to be expected of rebel drow males.

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Jan + Ano = gold!



I also loved it when Mazzy made Valygar her squire.



and of course, anything with Minsc and Boo. Go for the eyes!

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Many years ago when I was first playing BG1 my wife was highly suspicious that Minsc's cry of "full plate and packing steel" was something a bit ruder.

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Seagloom wrote...
There was another I liked between Imoen and Sarevok if she gave him a portion of her soul. Unfortunately I don't have that one written down anywhere.


Also a great one I totally agree.

As I recall by memory Imoen asks Sarevok what it feels like to have a piece of her soul.

Sarevok repelies gruffly nothing unusual except a preoccupation with his thighs and the desire to steal cookies.

(or some minor variation). Posted Image

Actually spilled most my beer beer on my keyboard on that one.

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Seagloom

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It gets serious after the first two lines you are referring to; so I will only post those:



Imoen - So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?



Sarevok - Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.

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I loved that interaction between Mazzy & Jan where Mazzy ends the convesation with "SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!".



Also Jan's final soliloquy in the game about becoming a god was pretty funny.-

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I always found the solar in Throne of Bhaal trying to claim CHARNAME is only ten years old rather hilarious.

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Taarkoth wrote...

I always found the solar in Throne of Bhaal trying to claim CHARNAME is only ten years old rather hilarious.

Could you give more details? I can't seem to remember any such scene.

Modifié par Humanoid_Taifun, 12 janvier 2011 - 10:33 .


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Humanoid_Taifun wrote...

Could you give more details? I can't seem to remember any such scene.


Charname is twenty at the start of BG1 in 1369, the Time of Troubles was in 1358, and Gorion has raised you from infancy within Candlekeep. So the pc was 9 years old during the ToT.

During the solar's second test in ToB, it summons a spirit purporting to be Charname's mother. This spirit says Bhaal came to her during the ToT and fathered the pc on her. Another spirit that's supposed to be Gorion says he rescued the infant pc from being sacrificed after the ToT was over.

Which means if all this is true, Charname is 11-12 years old during the Baldur's Gate games and Anomen, Jaheira, Aerie, and Viconia are all pedophiles.

Thus, hilarious. Also pants-on-head stupid.

Modifié par Taarkoth, 13 janvier 2011 - 09:26 .