The funniest BG moments [Spoiler warning]
#26
Posté 24 août 2010 - 10:16
#27
Posté 25 août 2010 - 09:11
#28
Posté 25 août 2010 - 03:05
I particularly like some of the background ambience sounds, such as in trademeet:
"If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you!"
#29
Posté 25 août 2010 - 05:01
bloodanddarknessfillmysoul wrote...
I particularly like some of the background ambience sounds, such as in trademeet:
"If your parents don't buy you a pointy stick, they don't love you!"
Me too! Go to the slums, look at the character record page, then listen to the very first male voice after you come away from that screen. I swear it sounds almost like "get your pants down". Also, in the Umar Hills, you hear birds whistling, and one of them actually whistles a brief little happy tune. I first heard that and thought that was pretty cool.
Also, I wonder what the lonliest NPC is? I just noticed the Town Crier yelling about the latest news bout 10 times in a row and realized I never talk to him/her at all. Pretty lonely guy I think.
#30
Posté 25 août 2010 - 06:30
Slyx wrote...
Also, I wonder what the lonliest NPC is?
Noober.
#31
Posté 25 août 2010 - 07:28
Also, is it just me or does anybody hear "Nice a****le!" in Candlekeep at the beginning of BG1?
#32
Posté 25 août 2010 - 09:34
#33
Posté 26 août 2010 - 10:05
#34
Posté 26 août 2010 - 11:25
#35
Posté 29 août 2010 - 01:10
Wraith Sarevok.
<charname>: YES! DIE!! DIE FOREVER!!!
Would've been perfect for some unstable chaotic neutral.
#36
Posté 29 août 2010 - 02:47
When I first had Solaufein, I thought he was interesting, then as his story arc developed I began to slowly, and surely, dislike him a lot. Then as soon as he was granted that sword of megacheeseslaying+500 .... Sarevok quickly replaced him.
I like the banter between Sarevok and Viconia, something along the lines of:
"I've been to the hells and back, but you .... you Viconia scare me." ololololo
#37
Posté 29 août 2010 - 07:03
#38
Posté 29 août 2010 - 10:05
#39
Posté 18 décembre 2010 - 06:17
Imoen + CN Ano in TOB when they was talking about paladins.
#40
Posté 19 décembre 2010 - 12:45
#41
Posté 19 décembre 2010 - 04:31
Yep, I remember this one.Morbidest wrote...
When Nalia and Imoen tease Aerie that the Slayer haunts the halls at night only because he's looking for cookies.
Aerie: "That's not very funny, Imoen. CHARNAME never makes fun of his condition in that way."
CHARNAME: "Well, it's gotten a lot easier since I learned all the Slayer really wants is a sandwich."
Modifié par igneous.sponge, 19 décembre 2010 - 04:32 .
#42
Posté 19 décembre 2010 - 06:48
I feel you, but I suppose it's to be expected of rebel drow males.Humanoid_Taifun wrote...
I suffered Solaufein from the Underdark to the beginning to ToB, then my patience was finally dead and dry and he was replaced (I plan my party in advance every time and I usually don't do any unplanned replacements but I had to make an exception for him).
#43
Posté 20 décembre 2010 - 01:04
I also loved it when Mazzy made Valygar her squire.
and of course, anything with Minsc and Boo. Go for the eyes!
#44
Posté 20 décembre 2010 - 05:58
#45
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 05:27
Seagloom wrote...
There was another I liked between Imoen and Sarevok if she gave him a portion of her soul. Unfortunately I don't have that one written down anywhere.
Also a great one I totally agree.
As I recall by memory Imoen asks Sarevok what it feels like to have a piece of her soul.
Sarevok repelies gruffly nothing unusual except a preoccupation with his thighs and the desire to steal cookies.
(or some minor variation).
Actually spilled most my beer beer on my keyboard on that one.
#46
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 08:08
Imoen - So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
Sarevok - Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
#47
Posté 01 janvier 2011 - 08:36
Also Jan's final soliloquy in the game about becoming a god was pretty funny.-
#48
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 07:07
#49
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 09:50
Could you give more details? I can't seem to remember any such scene.Taarkoth wrote...
I always found the solar in Throne of Bhaal trying to claim CHARNAME is only ten years old rather hilarious.
Modifié par Humanoid_Taifun, 12 janvier 2011 - 10:33 .
#50
Posté 13 janvier 2011 - 09:25
Humanoid_Taifun wrote...
Could you give more details? I can't seem to remember any such scene.
Charname is twenty at the start of BG1 in 1369, the Time of Troubles was in 1358, and Gorion has raised you from infancy within Candlekeep. So the pc was 9 years old during the ToT.
During the solar's second test in ToB, it summons a spirit purporting to be Charname's mother. This spirit says Bhaal came to her during the ToT and fathered the pc on her. Another spirit that's supposed to be Gorion says he rescued the infant pc from being sacrificed after the ToT was over.
Which means if all this is true, Charname is 11-12 years old during the Baldur's Gate games and Anomen, Jaheira, Aerie, and Viconia are all pedophiles.
Thus, hilarious. Also pants-on-head stupid.
Modifié par Taarkoth, 13 janvier 2011 - 09:26 .





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