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Alright people. This thread is dedicated to the best space friends you can have in the ME2 universe. THE FISH AND THE SPACE HAMSTER :wub:. Who needs a lover when you have these cute, furry or scaly friends. But who do you think is the most lovely pet in the universe, and why? And should Bioware continue to create space pets in for example DLC, so you can get even more friends <3


I totally think the fish are the greatest space pet in the universe, hamsters only hide in their holes and make squishy sounds. Fish swim around and you can feed them, HOW AWESOME IS THAT :o

Note: I'm not crazy, i'm just special :innocent:

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Super ._. Shepard

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fish, it can eat the hamster

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Solaris Paradox

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They should have called it a miniature giant space hamster. Would have been funnier.

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Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!



Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eye---ARGHAUGH!



*ahem* I think I have made my position clear on who I prefer.

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Fish, cause they're like mini-sharks. In other words, with a little imagination, the commander's got sharks in his room! And not just any sharks, but since they're on a space ship, Space sharks!



Space hamster doesn't stand a chance :(

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Kriztaen

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But they don't have lasers on their heads. Everyone knows that truly powerful sharks (especially space sharks) have lasers on their heads.

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Hate the fish.. didn't know that I had to feed them which is why all of them died and I had to pick up a whole bunch of new fish.. (-_-);

The Hamster is better.. a animal that can survive without food.. :]
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 I actually wonder if we ever will get to have a Pyjak as pet.. :)

Modifié par ShadoX_LV, 21 août 2010 - 09:47 .


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RustyAllard

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FISH RULE!



They should just make the space hamster a giant space hamster the size of a varren. And he should have a cage as large as your entire desk area. And he needs food after every mission or else he'll get reaaaally angry and will start eating your crew. That would be awesome.



But that won't happen, so the fish rule with all their fishyness! Boo-hah

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Space Hamster. Its so strong you dont need to worry about feeding it, while fish die if you go to two seperate planets and forget to feed... I lost so many fish.

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I want a baby Krogan as a pet. I know, they are sentient beings with speech and a culture and blah blah bla---I want a baby Krogan as a pet.



I will name him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

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I want blasto as my pet

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RustyAllard

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Baby Krogan, good idea. He'll rip of your head when you try to feed him things he doesn't like. Squishy is a good name however.



I want more fishies

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Comrade Bork

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Urz....

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Kriztaen

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I love Urz, don't get me wrong. But he is not coming anywhere near my ship. It took alot of eezo to polish that thing and I don't want him tracking up my floors :pinched:

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Kriztaen wrote...

I love Urz, don't get me wrong. But he is not coming anywhere near my ship. It took alot of eezo to polish that thing and I don't want him tracking up my floors :pinched:


Can we keep him pleeeeeeze.... I'll feed him and walk him everyday. He can live in the garage with Grunt. C'mon..... :crying:

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Anduin The Grey

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Gah, I hate that hamster! I settled in for a good Insane boss ending and what does he do? Kills it faster than Sarevok! :pinched:

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The Hamster was great, one of the best features of the cabin XD

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Comrade Bork wrote...

Kriztaen wrote...

I love Urz, don't get me wrong. But he is not coming anywhere near my ship. It took alot of eezo to polish that thing and I don't want him tracking up my floors :pinched:


Can we keep him pleeeeeeze.... I'll feed him and walk him everyday. He can live in the garage with Grunt. C'mon..... :crying:


Fine! But if he gets claw marks on my walls you are responsible for cleaning them out <_<

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Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.

Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.

Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.

And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.

But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 21 août 2010 - 12:39 .


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Nightwriter wrote...

Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.

Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.

Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.

And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.

But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.

Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.

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Nightwriter wrote...

Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.

Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.

Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.

And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.

But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.


This post owns the topic. You sir or madam have won 2 internets! :wizard:

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Nightwriter wrote...

Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.

Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.

Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.

And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.

But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.


And you never need too clean his cage.Image IPB

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Chippetg wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.

Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.

Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.

And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.

But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.

Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.


Only if the Normandy blows up again; in that case, the fish wouldn't be surviving either.Image IPB

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Space hamster can survive indefinitely without food or water, so it wins.

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Chippetg wrote...

Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.


Lies!! Space hamster will rise from the dead!! Space hamster will come to me!!

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All will behold his undead glory and loyalty! His regal magnificence! His deep, thoughtful gaze! His wise and loving eyes!!