I totally think the fish are the greatest space pet in the universe, hamsters only hide in their holes and make squishy sounds. Fish swim around and you can feed them, HOW AWESOME IS THAT
Fish vs Space Hamster
#1
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:21
I totally think the fish are the greatest space pet in the universe, hamsters only hide in their holes and make squishy sounds. Fish swim around and you can feed them, HOW AWESOME IS THAT
#2
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:22
#3
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:35
#4
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:37
Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eye---ARGHAUGH!
*ahem* I think I have made my position clear on who I prefer.
#5
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:38
Space hamster doesn't stand a chance
#6
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:43
#7
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:44
The Hamster is better.. a animal that can survive without food.. :]
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I actually wonder if we ever will get to have a Pyjak as pet..
Modifié par ShadoX_LV, 21 août 2010 - 09:47 .
#8
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:45
They should just make the space hamster a giant space hamster the size of a varren. And he should have a cage as large as your entire desk area. And he needs food after every mission or else he'll get reaaaally angry and will start eating your crew. That would be awesome.
But that won't happen, so the fish rule with all their fishyness! Boo-hah
#9
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:50
#10
Posté 21 août 2010 - 09:50
I will name him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
#11
Posté 21 août 2010 - 10:09
#12
Posté 21 août 2010 - 10:09
I want more fishies
#13
Posté 21 août 2010 - 11:00
#14
Posté 21 août 2010 - 11:05
#15
Posté 21 août 2010 - 11:08
Kriztaen wrote...
I love Urz, don't get me wrong. But he is not coming anywhere near my ship. It took alot of eezo to polish that thing and I don't want him tracking up my floors
Can we keep him pleeeeeeze.... I'll feed him and walk him everyday. He can live in the garage with Grunt. C'mon.....
#16
Posté 21 août 2010 - 11:21
#17
Posté 21 août 2010 - 12:17
#18
Posté 21 août 2010 - 12:31
Comrade Bork wrote...
Kriztaen wrote...
I love Urz, don't get me wrong. But he is not coming anywhere near my ship. It took alot of eezo to polish that thing and I don't want him tracking up my floors
Can we keep him pleeeeeeze.... I'll feed him and walk him everyday. He can live in the garage with Grunt. C'mon.....
Fine! But if he gets claw marks on my walls you are responsible for cleaning them out <_<
#19
Posté 21 août 2010 - 12:38
Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.
Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.
And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.
But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.
Modifié par Nightwriter, 21 août 2010 - 12:39 .
#20
Posté 21 août 2010 - 12:46
Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.Nightwriter wrote...
Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.
Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.
Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.
And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.
But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.
#21
Posté 21 août 2010 - 12:53
Nightwriter wrote...
Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.
Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.
Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.
And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.
But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.
This post owns the topic. You sir or madam have won 2 internets!
#22
Posté 21 août 2010 - 01:00
Nightwriter wrote...
Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.
Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.
Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.
And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.
But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.
And you never need too clean his cage.
#23
Posté 21 août 2010 - 01:01
Chippetg wrote...
Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.Nightwriter wrote...
Fish die. Did you know that. They die. Just like everybody else. Everybody abandons me in the game. Everybody. Nobody cares. Nobody. Nobody but my space hamster.
Liara won't come with me. Kaidan died. Ashley was awful to me. The Council abandoned me. The Alliance. I liked Saren and he went and killed himself. It hurt my feelings. He left me with second-rate villains like the Collectors who I can't talk to no matter how many time I message them on Facebook. My Shepard's abandonment issues grow.
Then Sovereign left and I get "THIS HURTS YOU". The final wound. The knife in my back. Everybody leaves. Everybody. Then I die and who comes to my funeral? Nobody. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about little old me.
And then my fish die and turn upside down and it all comes crashing down on me and I scream at the tank, "WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!! NOT THE FISHIES!! NOT THE FISHIES!! I'M SORRY, COME BACK!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! POURQUOI?!!!!" And I collapse crying against the tank and slip on my tears and hit my head and when I wake up I see the picture of Liara and I sob and more tears come out and I slip again and nobody cares.
But not my space hamster. No, no, not my hamster. He never abandons me. Space hamster lives FOREVAH.
Only if the Normandy blows up again; in that case, the fish wouldn't be surviving either.
#24
Posté 21 août 2010 - 01:06
#25
Posté 21 août 2010 - 01:08
Chippetg wrote...
Space Hamster dies within the first three minutes of ME3.
Lies!! Space hamster will rise from the dead!! Space hamster will come to me!!

All will behold his undead glory and loyalty! His regal magnificence! His deep, thoughtful gaze! His wise and loving eyes!!





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