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Luc0s wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

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saMOOrai182 wrote...

*sighs* am i the only one that likes Sheploo?


Yes. Yes you are.


No, she isn't.


Uh...im a guy. i Just prefer Garret Hawke and Sheploo thats all.


LOL okay sorry man. Anyway, you're not alone man, I support Sheploo too! ;-)


:lol: nah its okay. i can see why you thought that though. The Nutella thing was a Joke i stole from the "Hawke vs Allisteir" 

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*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.



One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.

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*Hawkes murmurs a few words* and shepard begins to melt into a puddle of goo:devil:

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- Songlian - wrote...

Here we go again...

Shepard, of course. It doesn't get more badass than Shep.

I agree, there is only one person that can surpass him in badassry and that person is Chuck Norris....

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langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.

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Newnation wrote...

- Songlian - wrote...

Here we go again...

Shepard, of course. It doesn't get more badass than Shep.

I agree, there is only one person that can surpass him in badassry and that person is Chuck Norris....

Actually renegade Shepard is more bad ass than Chuck Norris because of the scars and weird ass eyes. You see that guy in a dark alley and you **** your pants :devil:

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langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.

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langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

Well what if Shepard is an Inflitrator??Hawke cant see him and Shep lines up the perfect headshot with the Widow.
Bye bye Hawke

Modifié par grim_reaper_13, 21 août 2010 - 08:59 .


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grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

Well what if Shepard is an Inflitrator??Hawke cant see him and Sheo lines up the perfect headshot with the Widow.
Bye bye Hawke


If Hawke is an Arcane Warrior, he can become a fade ghost thing.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

Well what if Shepard is an Inflitrator??Hawke cant see him and Sheo lines up the perfect headshot with the Widow.
Bye bye Hawke


If Hawke is an Arcane Warrior, he can become a fade ghost thing.

OMG StalemateShep can see him but cant hit him. And Hawke can hit him but cant see him.
I smell a very bad comedy coming our way :P

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Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

1. The guns in mass effect kind of work around the rock/steel skin issue do they not? Changing the type of bullet being shot depending on what is being targeted?
2. Pulling a trigger is faster then useing a spell. :mellow:

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1. The guns in mass effect kind of work around the rock/steel skin issue do they not? Changing the type of bullet being shot depending on what is being targeted?


Don't really know. Haven't followed with the new bullet codex in ME2.

2. Pulling a trigger is faster then useing a spell. :mellow:


Yet spells are a lot more dangerous and varied than a bullet.

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Yet spells are a lot more dangerous and varied than a bullet.

It only takes one . . .

Of course we all know that this is a moot point.

Bioware will make this epic conflict drag on until both Male!Hawke and Sheploo are down to their last ragged bits of clothes and slugging each other in the face in an extremely homoerotic way.

. . .

For the fans of course.

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thegreateski wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.

1. The guns in mass effect kind of work around the rock/steel skin issue do they not? Changing the type of bullet being shot depending on what is being targeted?
2. Pulling a trigger is faster then useing a spell. :mellow:

Exactly, the size of the round as well as type to calibrate for distance and target type. Oh and Dave remember I did say almost always... Shepard is fighting against Reapers whom have superior tech, but Shep has and will prevail.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

thegreateski wrote...

1. The guns in mass effect kind of work around the rock/steel skin issue do they not? Changing the type of bullet being shot depending on what is being targeted?


Don't really know. Haven't followed with the new bullet codex in ME2.

2. Pulling a trigger is faster then useing a spell. :mellow:


Yet spells are a lot more dangerous and varied than a bullet.

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:

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langelog wrote...

Shepard is fighting against Reapers whom have superior tech, but Shep has and will prevail.


But that's probably some powerful plot armor.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

Shepard is fighting against Reapers whom have superior tech, but Shep has and will prevail.


But that's probably some powerful plot armor.

Yes and i can tell the with 100% certainty that Shepard is actually Revan and will use the Star Forge to destroy the Sith woops i mean Reapers ;)

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grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

He does have medigel.And why transform into a bug when as a man he can use the Cain??:blink:

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grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

He does have medigel.And why transform into a nug when as a man he can use the Cain??:blink:


Turn Shep into a nug and then use the Cain against him? :o

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Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

He does have medigel.And why transform into a nug when as a man he can use the Cain??:blink:


Turn Shep into a nug and then use the Cain against him? :o

Wait i actually meant something else. :whistle:
I seem to have caught R.H.S. ( Rubbish Hero Syndrome ) :P
What i really meant what could could turning in a bug do when Shep can just use the Cain on Hawke.He can  kiss his buggy ass goodbye :devil:

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grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

He does have medigel.And why transform into a nug when as a man he can use the Cain??:blink:


Turn Shep into a nug and then use the Cain against him? :o

Wait i actually meant something else. :whistle:
I seem to have caught R.H.S. ( Rubbish Hero Syndrome ) :P
What i really meant what could could turning in a bug do when Shep can just use the Cain on Hawke.He can  kiss his buggy ass goodbye :devil:


Because the cain has a "charge" time, giving bug swarm Hawke enough time to fly away!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

grim_reaper_13 wrote...

Well actually in Mass Effect 2 we have : Cryo , Disruptor , Incendiary , Warp , Armor Piercing and shredder ammo types so we can have variety with our bullets too :ph34r:


But can Shepard shoot himself to heal? Or shoot himself to make his skin hard? Or shoot himself to become a ghost (Well. I'll give you that one.)? Or shoot himself to transform into some insects?

He does have medigel.And why transform into a nug when as a man he can use the Cain??:blink:


Turn Shep into a nug and then use the Cain against him? :o

Wait i actually meant something else. :whistle:
I seem to have caught R.H.S. ( Rubbish Hero Syndrome ) :P
What i really meant what could could turning in a bug do when Shep can just use the Cain on Hawke.He can  kiss his buggy ass goodbye :devil:


Because the cain has a "charge" time, giving bug swarm Hawke enough time to fly away!

Not if Shep has cryo blasted him :alien:

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Dave of Canada wrote...

langelog wrote...

*Hawke walks up to Shepard, draws his weapon and does some intimidating display of moves, before he can finish, Shepard shoots him in the face.* Superior technology almost always wins, and magic isn't a form of god mode.

One last thing, I referenced a certain film above, cookie to whomever gets it.


Well. Using magic to have your skin turn hard as rock / steel and then crushing him with giant hands would sort of making technology pointless.


If Shepard's ammo can tear through shields, barriers and modern-armors then it cen certainly tear-up some magical rock-skin-armor, no problem. Hawke doesn't stand a chance against guns such as the Widow sniper with AP-ammo or Disruptor-ammo. As soon as Shepard puls the trigger, the fight it over and Hawke is death. And if Shepard is smart, he'll keep at distance and kill that motherf- before he can draw his sword and get close of before he does some goofy magic.

And if you say "fist-fight only" then it's only fair Hawke isn't allowed to use magic, but only his fists like Shepard. And then Shepard would still win because he's a trained N7 commando with militairy disipline and Hawke just some rebel warrior dude.