Skyblade012 wrote...
krimesh wrote...
You know guys, Cerberus does not fail EVERY mission, only so many that it might seem a little irresponsible to trust them with collector bases and stuff like that. Except of course that Cerberus NEVER actually FAILS, its just that they:
*get betrayed by their own people
*get betrayed by the traitor Anderson, their sworn enemy, thats really hard on them, isn't it...
*get attacked by the evil Turians - what did poor Cerberus ever do to them, except wanting to dominate them (that was Zulu's claim anyway)
*get a huge disadvantage because they are being called terrorist without any reason whatsoever - and of course this is not a subtle hint from the authors of ME that Cerberus actually does commit crimes against humans and others making them, yes, terrorist.
EDIT: this works best if you imagine an angry kid standing next to the post and stamping its foot every other line.
Yesterday I wanted to go running, but my hand betrayed me and did not open the door. So I used my other hand, the cunning bastard that I am, but then there were THE STAIRS. I did not fail. Its just that the odds were against me.
Um, they actually failed quite a bit.
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So how exactly do they "not fail" again?
okay, now that I stopped laughing: I admit, this is not the best ironic post I have ever written, it might actually be the worst ever, but nonetheless the fact that in this company someone was actually able to mistake me for pro-cerberus illustrates that pro-cerberus people are sort of kicking their own asses at the moment.
OR *someone* [a finger is being pointed ] did not read the post they were answering.





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