I wish I was a chav proper
#1
Posté 22 août 2010 - 09:27
#2
Posté 22 août 2010 - 10:03
#3
Posté 23 août 2010 - 02:19
#4
Posté 23 août 2010 - 03:44
#5
Posté 23 août 2010 - 04:23
#6
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:07
Chavs make me feel sorry for Burberry execs. Their foreheads must be sore from all the *headdesk*-ing.
#7
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:14
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Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad
#8
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:14
Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it.Anarya wrote...
You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?
#9
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:15
Gemaphrodite wrote...
Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...
Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad
This post is insulting to midgets.
#10
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:16
JRCHOharry wrote...
Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it.Anarya wrote...
You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?
It's so unfair how our trashy TV makes it over to you guys but your trashy TV is contained to your area. Our precious reputation! *cries*
#11
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:18
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Anarya wrote...
Gemaphrodite wrote...
Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...
Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad
This post is insulting to midgets.
I know. But It's okay, I'm essentially a midget so I was kinda insulting myself too
#12
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:22
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Anarya wrote...
JRCHOharry wrote...
Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it.Anarya wrote...
You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?
It's so unfair how our trashy TV makes it over to you guys but your trashy TV is contained to your area. Our precious reputation! *cries*
Trust me, if you see one episode of Jeremy Kyle, you will cut out your own womb for fear of your children growing up like that.
#13
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:24
#14
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:25
Gemaphrodite wrote...
Anarya wrote...
Gemaphrodite wrote...
Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...
Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad
This post is insulting to midgets.
I know. But It's okay, I'm essentially a midget so I was kinda insulting myself too
My sister is like 4'10"
#15
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:26
Leftnt Sharpe wrote...
They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.
I'm picturing more of a redneck wigger maybe? That's my impression from the internet as an American.
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Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:31
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My . That is small.
I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.
#17
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:31
Woman who used to live down the street from me became kind of a Trisha superstar. She moved to England and started turning up in the audience giving her opinion alot. Then one day she was a guest who had the problem of "my son is a womaniser" except the guy clearly wasnt her son, I'm pretty sure she was on it more than once too. They were proper chav like. Don't get me started on how her niece/sister/whatever got the nickname "Melanie Sausage".JRCHOharry wrote...
Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it.Anarya wrote...
You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?
#18
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:39
Gemaphrodite wrote...
@Anarya.
My . That is small.
I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.
Yeah I think she's just a bit too tall to actually be classified as a midget. We don't really know why she's that small, just a fluke I guess. My mom is 5'2". I lucked out and turned out to be 5'5". I'll take average, average is just fine.
#19
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:47

We have lots of Zé Pequeno's! (Watch Cidade de Deus to learn about him!) IMDB: City of God Top 250: #19

Those poor luck turists at the Intercontinental Hotel in Rio de Janeiro have met a few of them recently.
http://www.telegraph...-Rio-hotel.html
Modifié par RageGT, 23 août 2010 - 05:50 .
#20
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:51
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Anarya wrote...
Gemaphrodite wrote...
@Anarya.
My . That is small.
I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.
Yeah I think she's just a bit too tall to actually be classified as a midget. We don't really know why she's that small, just a fluke I guess. My mom is 5'2". I lucked out and turned out to be 5'5". I'll take average, average is just fine.
*sigh* What I'd give to be average.
#21
Posté 23 août 2010 - 05:52
I wouldn't really say a redneck I would lean more towards white trash. They are a remarkable subculture they really are like animals theres very little individuality amongst them. They vary more in groups rather than people. Alot of the groups seem to want to act like they are rappers. Theres an even more hilarious version amongst some of them around here that want to be gypsies rather than rappers.Leftnt Sharpe wrote...
They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.
They are also ridiculously stupid. For example I used to play 5-a-side football with one, if I passed him in the street and he had a gang backing him up he would try to start a fight with me as some sort of right of passage ritual or something. It never occurred to him what would happen when I got him with no back up in football. I spent about 4 years beating the absolute crap out of him on a weekly basis and yet still he would attempt to start me when he had back up. They simply refuse to learn, anyone who has had any dealings with them can confirm similar stories.
Modifié par Druss99, 23 août 2010 - 05:54 .
#22
Posté 23 août 2010 - 06:02
#23
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 23 août 2010 - 06:40
Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
BEST.COMMENT.EVER.
#24
Posté 23 août 2010 - 06:52
Leftnt Sharpe wrote...
just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.
Jesus Christ, that sounds horrible (but atleast they aren't guidos).
P.s.: Short girls are extremely cute, stop with the height issues.
#25
Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:04
But some classic examples of Jeremy Kyle. The first one is just aaahhh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxYPFv847M&feature=related





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