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www.youtube.com/watch

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Haha chav's they should be burned at the stake.

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Bump for those damn chavs.

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My brother is a chav :(

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My cousins are all chavs :(

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You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there? And you have TJ Maxx but it's called TK Maxx? Mind=blown.



Chavs make me feel sorry for Burberry execs. Their foreheads must be sore from all the *headdesk*-ing.

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Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...







Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad :(

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Anarya wrote...

You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?

Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it. 
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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...



Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad :(


This post is insulting to midgets. :D

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Anarya wrote...

You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?

Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it. 
:unsure:


It's so unfair how our trashy TV makes it over to you guys but your trashy TV is contained to your area. Our precious reputation! *cries*

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Anarya wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...



Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad :(


This post is insulting to midgets. :D


I know. But It's okay, I'm essentially a midget so I was kinda insulting myself too Image IPB

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Anarya wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

Anarya wrote...

You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?

Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it. 
:unsure:


It's so unfair how our trashy TV makes it over to you guys but your trashy TV is contained to your area. Our precious reputation! *cries*


Trust me, if you see one episode of Jeremy Kyle, you will cut out your own womb for fear of your children growing up like that.

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They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Heyyyyy. Some chavs have good manners, kind hearts and aspirations to make something of themselves...



Oh wait, no, I'm thinking of midgets. My bad :(


This post is insulting to midgets. :D


I know. But It's okay, I'm essentially a midget so I was kinda insulting myself too Image IPB


My sister is like 4'10"

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Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.


I'm picturing more of a redneck wigger maybe? That's my impression from the internet as an American.

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@Anarya.



My . That is small.



I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.




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JRCHOharry wrote...

Anarya wrote...

You guys have a Jerry Springer equivalent over there?

Yep, we have quite a few, one of the most popular is called the Jeremy Kyle Show... My brothers friend has been on it. 
:unsure:

Woman who used to live down the street from me became kind of a Trisha superstar. She moved to England and started turning up in the audience giving her opinion alot. Then one day she was a guest who had the problem of "my son is a womaniser" except the guy clearly wasnt her son, I'm pretty sure she was on it more than once too. They were proper chav like. Don't get me started on how her niece/sister/whatever got the nickname "Melanie Sausage".

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

@Anarya.

My . That is small.

I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.


Yeah I think she's just a bit too tall to actually be classified as a midget. We don't really know why she's that small, just a fluke I guess. My mom is 5'2". I lucked out and turned out to be 5'5". I'll take average, average is just fine.

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We don't have Chavs in Brazil.
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We have lots of Zé Pequeno's! (Watch Cidade de Deus to learn about him!) IMDB: City of God Top 250: #19
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Those poor luck turists at the Intercontinental Hotel in Rio de Janeiro have met a few of them recently.
http://www.telegraph...-Rio-hotel.html

Modifié par RageGT, 23 août 2010 - 05:50 .


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Anarya wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

@Anarya.

My . That is small.

I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.


Yeah I think she's just a bit too tall to actually be classified as a midget. We don't really know why she's that small, just a fluke I guess. My mom is 5'2". I lucked out and turned out to be 5'5". I'll take average, average is just fine.


*sigh*  What I'd give to be average.

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Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.

I wouldn't really say a redneck I would lean more towards white trash. They are a remarkable subculture they really are like animals theres very little individuality amongst them. They vary more in groups rather than people. Alot of the groups seem to want to act like they are rappers. Theres an even more hilarious version amongst some of them around here that want to be gypsies rather than rappers.

They are also ridiculously stupid. For example I used to play 5-a-side football with one, if I passed him in the street and he had a gang backing him up he would try to start a fight with me as some sort of right of passage ritual or something. It never occurred to him what would happen when I got him with no back up in football. I spent about 4 years beating the absolute crap out of him on a weekly basis and yet still he would attempt to start me when he had back up. They simply refuse to learn, anyone who has had any dealings with them can confirm similar stories.

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huh... wouldn't that be something of the shaika of groogs that loveted to peet moloko slooshying Ludwig Van, you know, like in A Clockwork Orange?

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Lol @ Rage.



BEST.COMMENT.EVER.

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Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.


Jesus Christ, that sounds horrible (but atleast they aren't guidos).

P.s.: Short girls are extremely cute, stop with the height issues.

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Ah I havent seen Clockwork Orange so I don't get it :(

But some classic examples of Jeremy Kyle. The first one is just aaahhh....





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbxYPFv847M&feature=related