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I wish I was a chav proper

Débuté par applehug , août 22 2010 09:27

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:06

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hope every chav dies very soon by a horrible death and then burns in hell

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:11

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Khayness wrote...

P.s.: Short girls are extremely cute, stop with the height issues.


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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:23

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Anarya wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

They do love Reebok classics don't they? For any Americans trying to figure out what Chavs are like, just imagine a horrible cross between a Frat boy and a Redneck and you are pretty much there.


I'm picturing more of a redneck wigger maybe? That's my impression from the internet as an American.


Redneck wigger sounds way more accurate yes.  

They're quite politicised in the UK... You hear all the time from politicians how they're gonna tackle yob-culture (chavs = yobs), but it's so utterly inherent to the british gene pool it's not something you can erradicate in a few years... it's been yobs and toffs for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years...  demonising them probably doesn't help, and eugenics is just wayyyy too extreme.  Ahh... but I digress, sorry people.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:24

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

@Anarya.

My . That is small.

I'm 5'1, which is short enough for people to exclaim "Gosh you are small!" when they meet me for the first time. My bf's auntie calls me a little Elf.

My ex girlfriend is 4'11". My ex girlfriend before that one is 5'.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:24

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Khayness wrote...

P.s.: Short girls are extremely cute, stop with the height issues.


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It's true.  Short guys on the other hand, grrr!  *shakes fist at my five foot five-ness*

#31
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:33

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I feel like a giant in this thread.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:35

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My epic midget comment turned this into a convo about shortness.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:36

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Hey, the short and light girls are awesome because... of... well... "reasons."

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:40

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Short girls rock. Yeah, I just said it.

#35
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:45

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Do elaborate the_one....

My ex was 5'4'' that was short enough for the erm "reasons".

Chav women only seem to come in 2 different variations overweight and frighteningly thin. Hhmm the big ones must eat the smaller ones food.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:49

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Lmao @ "reasons"...  I personally found the exact same height to be good for... well, yeah.

Modifié par AwesomeName, 23 août 2010 - 07:49 .

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 07:56

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*raises hand excitedly* Oh me me! I'm short! Me! I rock!!! yay!



I agree with Druss about the 2 variations of chav women, or, as I like to call them 'skanks'



I'm horrid today. Must be all the vomit.

#38
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:02

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True Fact: The widest part of the chav is the neck.





Also, my mum always used to joke around saying that they walked like they have two carpet roles under each arm lol.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:06

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lol @ JR.



They do!

#40
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:06

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Erm Gem what are you volunterring for with your hand up?

I like how this thread has taken on a strange life of its own tonight. Chavs have united the world.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:07

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Druss99 wrote...
Erm Gem what are you volunterring for with your hand up?

Yeah, I wonder if she read the previous posts porperly...  :whistle:

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:08

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JRCHOharry wrote...

True Fact: The widest part of the chav is the neck.


Also, my mum always used to joke around saying that they walked like they have two carpet roles under each arm lol.

Haha they do, carrying bricks.

Theres one lives near here that we nicknamed the Bandersnatch. Because he walks like the bandersnatch from Resident Evil: Code Veronica, one hand always in his jacket pocket as he leans a bit to the side and swings his other arm in an unnatural fashion. Its quite frightening in silhouette form.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:13

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About short girls rocking... obviously.



*rolls eyes*



And I am the proud de-railer of this conversation. I take all the credit.

#44
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:14

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Cause your trying to avoid anyone pointing out that Tom Hardy has a bit of a chav look about him? =]

Thats right I went there. :bandit:

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:15

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*calls on Gem for raising her hand*



Winner.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:18

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Druss99 wrote...

Cause your trying to avoid anyone pointing out that Tom Hardy has a bit of a chav look about him? =]

Thats right I went there. :bandit:


Chav's can't afford cocaine can they?  Kidding - Tom Hardy is a brilliant actor

#47
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:20

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AwesomeName wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Cause your trying to avoid anyone pointing out that Tom Hardy has a bit of a chav look about him? =]

Thats right I went there. :bandit:


Chav's can't afford cocaine can they?

You're assuming chav's even buy their cocaine. 'Buy' isn't in their vocabulary.

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:22

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JRCHOharry wrote...

AwesomeName wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Cause your trying to avoid anyone pointing out that Tom Hardy has a bit of a chav look about him? =]

Thats right I went there. :bandit:


Chav's can't afford cocaine can they?

You're assuming chav's even buy their cocaine. 'Buy' isn't in their vocabulary.


ugh, you've just reminded me that I have to go to court to "provide evidence" against a shoplifter

#49
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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:23

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Every little helps!

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Posté 23 août 2010 - 08:25

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Oh wow. I hate you all.



Except Mandy.



*cries*

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