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[Druss99]

Indeed they do Gem. Tell you what I'll drink a few cans stick on a vest and we see what happens.

On a side note what is it with chavs and vests? I never see anyone else under 50 wearing them especially white ones.

[Darthnemesis2]

Chavs are the reason I would never want to live in England again, we don't really have anyone that annoying in the good ol' US of A. Except for the previously mentioned redneck wiggers, but they're more embarrassing than anything else.

[Druss99]

@Gemaphrodite
By "home photos" do you mean photos you took with a telescopic camera from some bushes?

Only Bruce Willis should be allowed to wear vests. Its one of the laws of the universe.

Modifié par Druss99, 24 août 2010 - 06:29 .

[Druss99]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Chavs are the reason I would never want to live in England again, we don't really have anyone that annoying in the good ol' US of A. Except for the previously mentioned redneck wiggers, but they're more embarrassing than anything else.

Very true they don't tend to survive in foreign locations. Except some parts of Spain, Greece and mainly Ibiza but only for short spells before returning home to top up their fake tans because the real stuff just doesn't glow in the dark quite like boots' discount brand.

[Darthnemesis2]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that by 'vest' you mean tank top/muscle shirt/sleeveless shirt
 

and not a sweater vest?
http://www.polyvore....ze=l&tid=968514

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 24 août 2010 - 06:32 .

[Loerwyn]

yeh man im lik a propa chav innit rite? gona get cigs and wite litnin n get of ma face.

I think I managed to offend myself.

[Druss99]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that by 'vest' you mean tank top/muscle shirt/sleeveless shirt and not a sweater vest?

Yes but the kind that would mainly be worn as some form of undergarment. Around here its a chav specialty usually to show off their tattoos and bling it seems.

Im not actually sure what a sweater vest is. Is it like a knitted kinda thing that gets worn over a tshirt? If so then I have seen chavs wear them but it doesn't seem to be a staple of their uniformity.

EDIT: Ah yes your pics just about sum it up. Although the vest usually is alot skimpier than that pic, somehow.

Modifié par Druss99, 24 août 2010 - 06:37 .

[Loerwyn]

Druss99 wrote...
Im not actually sure what a sweater vest is. Is it like a knitted kinda thing that gets worn over a tshirt? If so then I have seen chavs wear them but it doesn't seem to be a staple of their uniformity.

It's something your uncle would wear when he goes and plays golf

[Darthnemesis2]

Druss99 wrote...

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that by 'vest' you mean tank top/muscle shirt/sleeveless shirt and not a sweater vest?

Yes but the kind that would mainly be worn as some form of undergarment. Around here its a chav specialty usually to show off their tattoos and bling it seems.

Im not actually sure what a sweater vest is. Is it like a knitted kinda thing that gets worn over a tshirt? If so then I have seen chavs wear them but it doesn't seem to be a staple of their uniformity.

EDIT: Ah yes your pics just about sum it up. Although the vest usually is alot skimpier than that pic, somehow.

So, something more like this?

[Druss99]

Thats it exactly Darth. Our chav community seems to be adopting them as the next evolution of their hive minded fashion.

[JRCHOharry]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

yeh man im lik a propa chav innit rite? gona get cigs and wite litnin n get of ma face.

he-ah mahn, hu ya fink yee talkn 2?

[Darthnemesis2]

Nice... we call them 'wife beaters' and they're the staple of more unsavory members of society here as well (hence the name).

[Druss99]

Aye I think Ive heard them called the same over here but that tends to go hand in hand with chav alot of the time anyway.

[Druss99]

JRCHOharry wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

yeh man im lik a propa chav innit rite? gona get cigs and wite litnin n get of ma face.

he-ah mahn, hu ya fink yee talkn 2?

Wot is u fink u is doing bruv? U is noffink innit.

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

yeh man im lik a propa chav innit rite? gona get cigs and wite litnin n get of ma face.

he-ah mahn, hu ya fink yee talkn 2?

Wot is u fink u is doing bruv? U is noffink innit.

You haven't seen a chav until you've seen a Geordie chav (and up here we call them "Charvs")
If you ever meet one, prepare for words such as "Whew (whoa)" "Lerk (like)" "He-ah Man (gibberish)" "divnt (don't)". I think there is a Geordie dictionary in stores. I might buy one 

[Druss99]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

yeh man im lik a propa chav innit rite? gona get cigs and wite litnin n get of ma face.

he-ah mahn, hu ya fink yee talkn 2?

Wot is u fink u is doing bruv? U is noffink innit.

You haven't seen a chav until you've seen a Geordie chav (and up here we call them "Charvs")
If you ever meet one, prepare for words such as "Whew (whoa)" "Lerk (like)" "He-ah Man (gibberish)" "divnt (don't)". I think there is a Geordie dictionary in stores. I might buy one 

We should do a chav exchange program. Swap some Irish ones for Geordie. Thing is though ours can't actually be translated back into english they just make words up I swear to god they spent years randomly substituting words and replacing them with the word "sham". 3 of them played football with us we had to sack 2 of them cause we didn't know what in the hell they were on about.
An example being "Hi sham stick it in the sham!!" the what? The box? The corner? The net? You can see the problems when we try to interact with them. Its hard when you see someone you used to know is now a chav.

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...
We should do a chav exchange program. Swap some Irish ones for Geordie. Thing is though ours can't actually be translated back into english they just make words up I swear to god they spent years randomly substituting words and replacing them with the word "sham". 3 of them played football with us we had to sack 2 of them cause we didn't know what in the hell they were on about.
An example being "Hi sham stick it in the sham!!" the what? The box? The corner? The net? You can see the problems when we try to interact with them. Its hard when you see someone you used to know is now a chav.

I don't know if the Irish Chav would survive in Newcastle and vice versa. Anyone who moves up here who is a chav is an outcast... unwelcome among his new crew. It's like watching Springwatch and seeing the animals reject newcomers (we'll call this show Crimewatch!).  When I was in school, all the chavs would come up with 'nicknames' to give everyone, including themselves, and whoever made a nuisance in class or bothered a 'fellow chav' would get hurled with horrible nicknames! My cousin is becoming a chav, seeing him now with his dyed blonde hair and ridiculously baggy trousers isn't easy. Especially because I was his best friend <_<

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 24 août 2010 - 08:26 .

[Loerwyn]

I'd like to see if the American Gangsta-type person would last five minutes in London's East End or Glasgow. Honestly, I would.

[Darthnemesis2]

VS


WVC: Wigger Vs. Chavs
Whoever wins... we lose

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 24 août 2010 - 08:35 .

[JRCHOharry]

*Chav throws Gregg's cheese pasty*

A HIT

*Wiggers lose -10hp*

[Loerwyn]

That's a waste of a pasty, JRCHO. Maybe you should throw a Tesco Value Sausage Roll at them instead.

[Darthnemesis2]

*Wigger casts 'talk sh*t" to demoralize chavs*
Success
*Chavs cower in fear for 5 seconds*

Modifié par Darthnemesis2, 24 août 2010 - 08:52 .