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[JRCHOharry]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

Maybe you should throw a Tesco Value Sausage Roll at them instead...

... with a packet of Walkers Prawn cocktail crisps too! 

*Chav activates hooliganism*
Chav get's an armour boost for 1 minute

[Loerwyn]

JRCHOharry wrote...
... with a packet of Walkers Prawn cocktail crisps too! 

Why must you waste perfectly good food?!

[Darthnemesis2]

*Wigger activates his own brand of hooliganism*

Agression, attack and strength boosted for 30 seconds

[Khayness]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

*Wigger activates his own brand of hooliganism*
Agression, attack and strength boosted for 30 seconds

Only works with atleast 4 more wiggers within 10 meters.

[Darthnemesis2]

Touche...



In that case Wigger attempts to flee the battlefield, but fails to hold his pants up

Movement reduced by 50%

[Druss99]

*Chav activates cheap bling thats turning green in the rain*



Charisma reduced by 50%

Party aggressiveness increased by 30%

[Darthnemesis2]

Wigger reinforcements arrive in '98 Honda Civic with rims that are worth more than the car and initiate rap battle.

Armor value +50%

[Druss99]

*Chavs overly aggressive cousin/gf/sister/all three arrives*



Summon is active for 90 seconds, there are no resistances.

[eucatastrophe]

[JRCHOharry]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...
... with a packet of Walkers Prawn cocktail crisps too! 

Why must you waste perfectly good food?!

I'm afraid we'll have to disagree there. They never make perfect crisps, they will do when they decide to make a full packet though!

*Chav uses "Wii Boxing" style punch*
A HIT!
*Wiggers lose armour protection*

[Loerwyn]

JRCHOharry wrote...

I'm afraid we'll have to disagree there. They never make perfect crisps, they will do when they decide to make a full packet though!

Touché.

[Druss99]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

I'm afraid we'll have to disagree there. They never make perfect crisps, they will do when they decide to make a full packet though!

Touché.

Or when they give crisp packets their proper colours. Blue for cheese and onion? Green for salt and vinnegar? Its obscene and probably whats wrong with the world today.

[Loerwyn]

Druss99 wrote...

Or when they give crisp packets their proper colours. Blue for cheese and onion? Green for salt and vinnegar? Its obscene and probably whats wrong with the world today.

I never understood why those two are really the only ones to change colour. I've never seen a blue Ready Salted packet, just red ones.

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

I'm afraid we'll have to disagree there. They never make perfect crisps, they will do when they decide to make a full packet though!

Touché.

Or when they give crisp packets their proper colours. Blue for cheese and onion? Green for salt and vinnegar? Its obscene and probably whats wrong with the world today.

Well you got me curious and decided to search the fantastic world wide web [ link ] Apparently they changed the colours to stand out from the other crisps on the market!

[Druss99]

Hhmm well that kinda ruins my theory that they did it purely to ****** me off.

Weren't Golden Wonder Ready Salted blue? Salt n Vinnegar was light blue and Ready Salted dark blue.

Anyone else getting a craving for crisps?

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...
Anyone else getting a craving for crisps?

I just had a packet of Walkers Squares, Cheese and Onion flavoured. Packet colour: GREEN

[Druss99]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Druss99 wrote...
Anyone else getting a craving for crisps?

I just had a packet of Walkers Squares, Cheese and Onion flavoured. Packet colour: GREEN

And I bet they tasted better for the proper green packet .

I've to go into town soon think I'll have some crisp related escapades. While also viewing the kind of chav that hangs around outside wetherspoons at 7pm in their tracksuit trying to look hard.

[JRCHOharry]

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Are we talking about crisp packet colours?

You know that's right.

[Druss99]

This thread has a strange life to it. Its taken in chavs, midgets, short women, "reasoning" with short women, chav RPG game and now crisps amongst other things. It almost deserves its own group.

[Druss99]

I included him when I said chavs .

[JRCHOharry]

Don't forget Jeremy Kyle!