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[Druss99]

Unfortunately I can never forget Jeremy Kyle.

I just had to walk 5 miles on my crisp adventure. But have discovered them new Walkers extra crunchy Sweet Chilli Chicken are quite nice.

[VampireCommando]

Ahhhh Chav hunting was one of my friends and i most beloved pass time back in the U.K. alas i don't live over there anymore.

[Anarya]

You guys get more interesting chip(crisp) flavors than we do.

[EmonCousland]

Anarya wrote...

You guys get more interesting chip(crisp) flavors than we do.

There's also a chilli and chocolate flavour down here, but I coudn't find the pic

[Wicked 702]

I just want you to know you're all nuts.



Thanks for brightening up my day. This thread is pure win.

[DragonRageGT]

Do Chavs play PC games and surf the internet? Because I could swear I've spotted a few Chavs around BSN. Aw well, they could be redneck wiggers instead!

[JRCHOharry]

RageGT wrote...


Do Chavs play PC games and surf the internet? Because I could swear I've spotted a few Chavs around BSN. Aw well, they could be redneck wiggers instead!

The only websites Chavs know are Facebook, Youtube, and pr0n websites. So you probably seen a redneck

EmonCousland wrote...

Anarya wrote...

You guys get more interesting chip(crisp) flavors than we do.

There's also a chilli and chocolate flavour down here, but I coudn't find the pic [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

They
were limited edition weren't they? I think there was also Sunday dinner
flavoured crisps too (Or something like that). They were delicious!

VampireCommando wrote...



Ahhhh Chav hunting was one of my
friends and i most beloved pass time back in the U.K. alas i don't live
over there anymore.

OH MY GOD! I went chav hunting
too! A friend and I would hide in the long grass where the chavs would
go for a drink and drugs, and we would just watch them. Then get as
close to them as possible without being spotted. Good times.

[eucatastrophe]

The burberry jumpsuits at the end of the video was all levels of priceless.



Out of curiosity: how do chavs afford their lifestyle?

one would think all those drinks, and burberry jerseys add up. Yikes! X_X

[Loerwyn]

eucatastrophe wrote...

The burberry jumpsuits at the end of the video was all levels of priceless.

Out of curiosity: how do chavs afford their lifestyle?
one would think all those drinks, and burberry jerseys add up. Yikes! X_X

No idea. I'm on JSA and it's just shy of £105 a fortnight for me. Either chavs are very good at budgeting (LOL) or they have other ways.

Maybe most of the women migrate to Essex and send money to their families?

[Druss99]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

eucatastrophe wrote...

The burberry jumpsuits at the end of the video was all levels of priceless.

Out of curiosity: how do chavs afford their lifestyle?
one would think all those drinks, and burberry jerseys add up. Yikes! X_X

No idea. I'm on JSA and it's just shy of £105 a fortnight for me. Either chavs are very good at budgeting (LOL) or they have other ways.

Maybe most of the women migrate to Essex and send money to their families?

Your both assuming chavs pay for these things. Most of them probably still scrounge off their parents while claiming JSA and other benefits. Theres also the probable drug dealing. I find their constant sports attire ironic given that they tend to have no interest in sport at all. I'm back on JSA now too and can only afford to go drinking once a month, so their daily binges offend me even more now.

That woman on sky sports news would need to stop trying to undress me with her eyes...

Modifié par Druss99, 26 août 2010 - 03:05 .

[Loerwyn]

Druss99 wrote...
Your both assuming chavs pay for these things. Most of them probably still scrounge off their parents while claiming JSA and other benefits. Theres also the probable drug dealing. I find their constant sports attire ironic given that they tend to have no interest in sport at all.

Yeah, that is pretty ironic. Maybe it's 'cos Primark sell it for next to nothing? Walked out of a Londis on Monday just as a guy walked in, and he stunk of weed. Sometimes when you walk around where I live (An estate, funnily enough), you can smell weed at times.

Druss99 wrote...
That woman on sky sports news would need to stop trying to undress me with her eyes...

There's only two women on TV for me. Victoria Coren and Sandi Toskvig 

[Druss99]

JRCHOharry wrote...

EmonCousland wrote...

Anarya wrote...

You guys get more interesting chip(crisp) flavors than we do.

There's also a chilli and chocolate flavour down here, but I coudn't find the pic [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

They
were limited edition weren't they? I think there was also Sunday dinner
flavoured crisps too (Or something like that). They were delicious!

VampireCommando wrote...

Ahhhh Chav hunting was one of my
friends and i most beloved pass time back in the U.K. alas i don't live
over there anymore.

OH MY GOD! I went chav hunting
too! A friend and I would hide in the long grass where the chavs would
go for a drink and drugs, and we would just watch them. Then get as
close to them as possible without being spotted. Good times.

Do you mean builders breakfast flavour? Those chilli and chocolate flavour ones were minging Golden Wonder Sausage and Tomato FTW!!

About 10 years ago me and 2 mates went on kind of a chav hunt. There was a phase when all the local chavs were wearing camoflage pattern cargo trousers, you know like the army wear. We found this quite odd but par for the course with chavs all dressing the same. What we found strange was that a couple of mates of ours would join in this practice and disapear with the chavs for a few hours every night dressed in their camo pants. They would never speak of it though.

So one night we decided we had to find out what in the blue hell was going on and followed them. They went to this big country park full of trees, bushes and fields. We hid in a bush and watched these chavs all between the ages of 15 and 22, there was about 13 or 14 of them.We watched for a while confused until we realised they were playing hide and seek!!!! They weren't even in full camo gear it was just their legs and they honestly thought this helped them blend in. I swear to god there was one guy in camo pants and a red tshirt trying to blend in with a bush. We had to make our presence known so we could point and laugh at them.

[JRCHOharry]

Who wants to hear some Chav music?! Click if you dareClick if you dare[/url].

I love all the chav MC nicknames they all have.

MC Donk, MC Skeet, DJ Harbinger. Oh those funny f**kers

[Loerwyn]

JRCHOharry wrote...
MC Donk

What. He literally put a donk on it?

One of my Maths teachers at A-Level was a Chav (sort of), and we used to mock him with that.

[Druss99]

Mmmm Sandi Toskvig... Unfortunately OnlyShallow housing estates are the breeding ground for chav scummery. This one is no different. Certain areas have a year round smell of weed, booze and ******.



Don't they listen to that DJ scooter guy anymore? The ones around here are also partial to Garth Brookes. I dunno if thats an international thing of if its just a local thing though.

[JRCHOharry]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...
MC Donk

What. He literally put a donk on it?

I can't count the amount of times i've asked my brother for some DIY help and get the reply "Just put a donk on it!"

What is a donk? I got the impression it was a condom but it seems to have many uses apparently, especially if it can fix broken drawers.

[Druss99]

JRCHOharry wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...
MC Donk

What. He literally put a donk on it?

I can't count the amount of times i've asked my brother for some DIY help and get the reply "Just put a donk on it!"

What is a donk? I got the impression it was a condom but it seems to have many uses apparently, especially if it can fix broken drawers.

Hahahaha Harry did you mean that to sound the way it did? Or am I just filthy minded?

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

I can't count the amount of times i've asked my brother for some DIY help and get the reply "Just put a donk on it!"

What is a donk? I got the impression it was a condom but it seems to have many uses apparently, especially if it can fix broken drawers.

Hahahaha Harry did you mean that to sound the way it did? Or am I just filthy minded?

Whoa, I should proofread what I write...
I mean helping me fix broken stuff... Say my Xbox won't turn on or a painting has fallen off a wall. He would just say "Put a donk on it" but I don't think a condom can fit around my xbox.

[Darthnemesis2]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Who wants to hear some Chav music?! Click if you dareClick if you dare[/url].
I love all the chav MC nicknames they all have.
MC Donk, MC Skeet, DJ Harbinger. Oh those funny f**kers

Lol, that 'music' was pretty terrible.

[Loerwyn]

Druss99 wrote...
Mmmm Sandi Toskvig...

Shame she bats for the other team

I found what it means! Urban Dictionary results for "Put A Donk On It". Probably some NSFW stuff there.

[Druss99]

I think I prefer not knowing what it means. I feel kinda dirty just understanding that chav speak.

[Darthnemesis2]

I feel dirtier...

[Druss99]

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Back in the day, when I used to hang around on the bench outside the shops, Mc-ing was all the rage. I'll never forget this one:

Who gonna get, gonna get?
Who gonna get with the hyper skibberdy-det.
I'm gonna make your body bod sweat.
Enter on the eraser
Don't forget don't cross tha border,
I zoom in with the cam-recorder.
Get on ya decks man, this shiz iz dark, you get me?
Yup.


*Sigh* I may have just got myself unfriended by some of you

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