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[Druss99]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

I feel dirtier...

I think I just gave up on humanity...

[Loerwyn]

I'm Jeremy Kyle. You're scum! This is the Jeremy Kyle Show

[JRCHOharry]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

I'm Jeremy Kyle. You're scum! This is the Jeremy Kyle Show

That is pretty much an entire episode of Jeremy Kyle in 2 minutes, it's such "a shame" Graham wasn't shown, what a talentless old bag of fart.

[DragonRageGT]

HOLY CANOLI!



I've heard bad music in my life but these **** you're linking just made me sick... real sick!



This from the same land that gave us Led Zep, Beatles, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, Uriah Heep, The Who, Deep Purple, Yes, Genesis, B.Sabbath and a zillion more great musicians and great music?



Un-fraking-believable!

[Druss99]

They also produced the Spice Girls Rage. Never ever forget that.

And the chavs very own superheroes N-Dubz. If I was to give you a youtube link to them I think I would be insulting you.

Reminds me of a joke "what do you call a girl with 2 tw@ts?"

"N-Dubz" haha

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...
Reminds me of a joke "what do you call a girl with 2 tw@ts?" Ndubz!

... and Jedward.
Wait no, i can't remember it now
Something like Did you hear about the mum with two c**ts?
She called them Jedward.

Ah well, lovely Ireland produced them wonderful kids.

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 26 août 2010 - 05:21 .

[Druss99]

Aye but thats down over the border Harry they also produced Bono. The whole place should be nuked from orbit, its the only way to be sure. Between those 3 and my ex that whole country has lost its right to exist.

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...

Aye but thats down over the border Harry they also produced Bono. The whole place should be nuked from orbit, its the only way to be sure. Between those 3 and my ex that whole country has lost its right to exist.

and Louie Walsh.
Oh, there's a chav TV show

the god damned X-Factor! You'll see them glued to the TV watching that, Big (bloody) Brother, Britains Got Talent (the irony!), I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outa Here (presented by the biggest dildos to have come out of the North East), Eastenders/Coronation Street/Emmerdale (doesn't matter they're all the same) and Shameless.

[eucatastrophe]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

eucatastrophe wrote...

The burberry jumpsuits at the end of the video was all levels of priceless.

Out of curiosity: how do chavs afford their lifestyle?
one would think all those drinks, and burberry jerseys add up. Yikes! X_X

No idea. I'm on JSA and it's just shy of £105 a fortnight for me. Either chavs are very good at budgeting (LOL) or they have other ways.

Maybe most of the women migrate to Essex and send money to their families?

I find this video relevant to this conversation:


Chavs + budgetting!

Modifié par eucatastrophe, 26 août 2010 - 07:26 .

[marbatico]

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

I feel dirtier...

for the love of god, i hope this doesnt become something like ''do a barrelroll''

[Druss99]

Davina McCall or Jordan for queen of the chavs?

[JRCHOharry]

Druss99 wrote...

Davina McCall or Jordan for queen of the chavs?

Definitely Jordan.
Or Jodie Marsh.

[Druss99]

Aye I realised that after I wrote it lol. But Davina has some sort of weird effect on them they flock to her. Hhhmmm high priest?

[JRCHOharry]

Are we supposed to have a council of Chavs?

That maintain order amongst the chaos that is, the Chav lifestyle.

[Druss99]

Well someone must be dictating which brand of tracksuit is currently en vogue amongst the chav collective.

[JRCHOharry]

President of the Council: Katie Price

Vice President: Davina McCall

Head of Defence: Tom Hardy

Minister of the school district: Ray Winstone

Head of the Met. Police: Jason Statham

President of FA and all Football related associations: Vinnie Jones



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[Loerwyn]

What about Danny Dyer?

[Bugsie]

We have them too, except here they're called bogans.



Aussie chavs

[Druss99]

Buggirl70 wrote...

We have them too, except here they're called bogans.

Aussie chavs

I wish to move to Australia now.

[Druss99]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

What about Danny Dyer?

Danny Dyer definately should be in there. Aswell as some sort of mention for the chav team of choice Chelsea who have chav ambassador's John Terry and Ashley Cole.

Emimen/50 cent (it doesnt really matter which) for chav god?

[Darthnemesis2]

Druss99 wrote...

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

What about Danny Dyer?

Danny Dyer definately should be in there. Aswell as some sort of mention for the chav team of choice Chelsea who have chav ambassador's John Terry and Ashley Cole.

Emimen/50 cent (it doesnt really matter which) for chav god?

You called?

[Loerwyn]

"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
*Eminem stands up*
A wild Garrus appears!
Garrus uses Headshot on Eminem.
Headshot is super effective!
Garrus exclaims "Scoped and dropped!"