Why does everyone hate poor Samara's cleavage so much?
#251
Posté 29 août 2010 - 09:50
#252
Posté 29 août 2010 - 09:59
Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
irony? sarcasm? dont really know, still is an ackward change of roles
#253
Posté 29 août 2010 - 09:59
But Morinth would benefit from her victims looking her in the eyes while embracing eternity, just imagine her trying to screw Carsek over while wearing her mother's outfit: wouldn't work.Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
#254
Posté 29 août 2010 - 09:59
Blk_Mage_Ctype wrote...
Spartas Husky wrote...
hahahahs ilent hill nice, weirdos with that triangle like head
Makes her look like Pyramid Head, doesn't it?
heheh so true.
#255
Posté 29 août 2010 - 10:22
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
But Morinth would benefit from her victims looking her in the eyes while embracing eternity, just imagine her trying to screw Carsek over while wearing her mother's outfit: wouldn't work.Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
Lol. People always bring up Carsek to me. But he would be a dead man against Morinth, boobs covered or otherwise.
I think Morinth would be heavy into boob bait. I think she would use whatever she had. I bet she'd teach her boobs to play Expel 10 while she's seducing someone, or train them to hold her victims in place while she feeds. I bet they have fangs. That's why she covers them.
#256
Posté 29 août 2010 - 10:31
Nightwriter wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
But Morinth would benefit from her victims looking her in the eyes while embracing eternity, just imagine her trying to screw Carsek over while wearing her mother's outfit: wouldn't work.Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
Lol. People always bring up Carsek to me. But he would be a dead man against Morinth, boobs covered or otherwise.
I think Morinth would be heavy into boob bait. I think she would use whatever she had. I bet she'd teach her boobs to play Expel 10 while she's seducing someone, or train them to hold her victims in place while she feeds. I bet they have fangs. That's why she covers them.
I am getting weird images of Blade 3's vampire woman... the one that "bit" the kool dude... although "biting" is... technically wrong for her... since her fangs are.... in both mouths...
god that gives me shivers.
#257
Posté 30 août 2010 - 01:06
Spartas Husky wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
But Morinth would benefit from her victims looking her in the eyes while embracing eternity, just imagine her trying to screw Carsek over while wearing her mother's outfit: wouldn't work.Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
Lol. People always bring up Carsek to me. But he would be a dead man against Morinth, boobs covered or otherwise.
I think Morinth would be heavy into boob bait. I think she would use whatever she had. I bet she'd teach her boobs to play Expel 10 while she's seducing someone, or train them to hold her victims in place while she feeds. I bet they have fangs. That's why she covers them.
I am getting weird images of Blade 3's vampire woman... the one that "bit" the kool dude... although "biting" is... technically wrong for her... since her fangs are.... in both mouths...
god that gives me shivers.
Wait, they made a third movie? I only remember the first, Blade 2 and the series.
#258
Posté 30 août 2010 - 03:39
Think of Samara as an indigenious woman...To we humans, it might be sexy or ****y. To them it is just a part of life, an entire species in which all members are female, "bewbs" would probably not bat an eye.
Asari might wear different outfits depending on their role in the galaxy (diplomats and mercenaries would wear more modest outfits to better fit in with other species; Matriachs, the ones who govern planets in asari space, because they do not always have to go out of Asari Space, less so).
Samara is a justicar (a position that generally stays in Asari Space, therefore does not need modesty), she wears what is comfortable to her and damn be the one that tells her differently.
#259
Posté 30 août 2010 - 05:10
Complain too much and you'll make the Normandy end up being a big space-faring sausage party with an all male ship with uniformed armor.
#260
Posté 30 août 2010 - 05:38
rabidhanar wrote...
For this topic, i remember a movie once that had a similar issue "Medicine Man"
Think of Samara as an indigenious woman...To we humans, it might be sexy or ****y. To them it is just a part of life, an entire species in which all members are female, "bewbs" would probably not bat an eye.
Asari might wear different outfits depending on their role in the galaxy (diplomats and mercenaries would wear more modest outfits to better fit in with other species; Matriachs, the ones who govern planets in asari space, because they do not always have to go out of Asari Space, less so).
Samara is a justicar (a position that generally stays in Asari Space, therefore does not need modesty), she wears what is comfortable to her and damn be the one that tells her differently.
Logic Boosh! You make perfect sense.
Besides when you take Liara to Chora's Den in ME1 she explains about Asari being so secure in their sexuality its why its nothing for them to become dancers/strippers in their maiden years. But Liara sees it as they are being taken advantage of since they are so young.
#261
Posté 30 août 2010 - 05:59
#262
Posté 30 août 2010 - 11:36
Xeranx wrote...
Spartas Husky wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
But Morinth would benefit from her victims looking her in the eyes while embracing eternity, just imagine her trying to screw Carsek over while wearing her mother's outfit: wouldn't work.Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
Lol. People always bring up Carsek to me. But he would be a dead man against Morinth, boobs covered or otherwise.
I think Morinth would be heavy into boob bait. I think she would use whatever she had. I bet she'd teach her boobs to play Expel 10 while she's seducing someone, or train them to hold her victims in place while she feeds. I bet they have fangs. That's why she covers them.
I am getting weird images of Blade 3's vampire woman... the one that "bit" the kool dude... although "biting" is... technically wrong for her... since her fangs are.... in both mouths...
god that gives me shivers.
Wait, they made a third movie? I only remember the first, Blade 2 and the series.
Yeah, Blade Trinity, movie 3. I liked the second one better because of those freakish vampires with their jaws that open up.
And I seriously thought what's-his-face was just joking when he talked about the location of her... erm... fangs.
#263
Posté 30 août 2010 - 12:50
#264
Posté 30 août 2010 - 01:14
#265
Posté 30 août 2010 - 03:40
Nightwriter wrote...
I just find it hilarious that when we meet Morinth the sex vampire she's showing no cleavage whatsoever but Samara the solemn warrior monk has her boobs hanging out.
Morinth can't hypnotize you if you're staring directly at her breasts.
Furthermore, some men find modesty sexy.
#266
Posté 30 août 2010 - 04:11
If she was a DC or Marvel character, this would not be an issue.
BUT, the ME universe had not already established that other people with similar powers DO wear armor.
So that makes her stand out...
#267
Posté 30 août 2010 - 05:02
Nightwriter wrote...
Xeranx wrote...
Wait, they made a third movie? I only remember the first, Blade 2 and the series.
Yeah, Blade Trinity, movie 3. I liked the second one better because of those freakish vampires with their jaws that open up.
And I seriously thought what's-his-face was just joking when he talked about the location of her... erm... fangs.
I was actually trying to make a sarcastic reference to there being no Blade 3 movie especially since the series came out after the Trinity was put on dvd. Some people have the gift to make sarcasm appear in text. I don't have it unfortunately.
#268
Posté 30 août 2010 - 07:41
Xeranx wrote...
Nightwriter wrote...
Xeranx wrote...
Wait, they made a third movie? I only remember the first, Blade 2 and the series.
Yeah, Blade Trinity, movie 3. I liked the second one better because of those freakish vampires with their jaws that open up.
And I seriously thought what's-his-face was just joking when he talked about the location of her... erm... fangs.
I was actually trying to make a sarcastic reference to there being no Blade 3 movie especially since the series came out after the Trinity was put on dvd. Some people have the gift to make sarcasm appear in text. I don't have it unfortunately.
hehehehe. true sry dude.
And nightwriter.... I think he wasn't joking.... the kool dude, usually is sarcastic when he tells the truth, and is serious when he is lying
besides, when She was strangling him in the stairs she grabs him and says "we are going to be together, and I am going to bite you just like before"...... and since I never saw the "fang" marks on his neck, I think he found out her other pair of fangs...
either way... god that gives me shivers.
#269
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:03
Graz73 wrote...
Samara is basically a super hero. She's got super powers, and a sexy costume, even if the story does not call for her to be especially provocative.
If she was a DC or Marvel character, this would not be an issue.
Yeah, one of my pet peeves in the game is the superhero look of several of the characters. Samara stands out most, but the same could be said of Jacob, Thane, Miranda, Kasumi...
BUT, the ME universe had not already established that other people with similar powers DO wear armor.
So that makes her stand out...
Exactly!
Every Eclipse merc, every asari commando, every krogan battlemaster wears armor.
Kaiden and Wrex did not go charging into combat shirtless (Which in Wrex's case at least we can all the thankful)
Wrex in fact, can wear heavy armor
Nowhere does it say that asari keep their biotic amps in their upper chest. Liara in fact wore human armor
#270
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:08
#271
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:19
Siansonea II wrote...
Geez, they're just boobs. Let's keep things in perspective.
With Samara, that is all too easy.
Keeping her in perspective, I mean. See, because she has large bosoms; and I made a quip referring to this fact by deriving an alternative interpretation from that comment by removing these specific sentences from the context wherein they were meant to be applied.
Internet humour is easy!
Modifié par LiquidGrape, 30 août 2010 - 09:26 .
#272
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:59
#273
Posté 30 août 2010 - 10:02
it's totally small...yes, don't want none of shephard's maniless.PKchu wrote...
It's just not big enough
some commander dude can nullify reports/write ups... in cooperation of compliance.
Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 30 août 2010 - 10:03 .





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