iampool wrote...
AndrastesKnickers wrote...
I have the most epic beard of them all!
Muwhahahahaha:devil:
MSPaint FTW.
Photoshop beards are far superior.
iampool wrote...
AndrastesKnickers wrote...
I have the most epic beard of them all!
Muwhahahahaha:devil:
MSPaint FTW.
Aeowyn wrote...
We need more updated beardage to upload to the blog
JMKnave wrote...
To beard, or not to beard: that is the quest(ion):
Whether ‘tis nobler in the face to suffer
To deny foam and aftershaves at outrageous prices,
Or to take arms against a sea of follicles,
And by shaving end them? To exfoliate: to shave;
No more; and by growing to say we end
The razor burn and the thousand ingrown hairs
That shaving is heir to, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To grow: to comb;
To comb: perchance to style: ay, there’s the rub:
For in that combing what food particles may drop
When we have thrown away our automatic shavers,
Must give us pause: there’s the action
That makes the beard so long and full
For who would bear the looks and stares,
Of the beard coveters, the follicly-challenged,
The pangs of dribbled soup, the ****** crumbs,
The disapproval of management and the spurns
That sprouting hairs may visit
When he himself might not be able to beard
Even with Rogaine? who would fardels bear,
To trim and style under a bathroom mirror,
But that the dread of slow growth may make,
The undiscover’d genes from whose gaze
No bearder escapes, puzzles the will
And makes us forsake our beardless fathers
And try Beard Club for Men that we know not of?
Thus cowardice does make beardless of us all;
And thus the natural length given of evolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of propriety,
And beards of great length and fullness
With this regard may turn scraggly,
And lose the name of action. – But grow you now!
Faithful bearder! Hero, go forth in thy follicle sprouting attempt
And your epic beardness shall forever be remember’d.
Inside_Joke wrote...
^ It's a start. *But any facial hair is good. Except moustaches. Those are beards waiting to be*
AndrastesKnickers wrote...
I have the most epic beard of them all!
Muwhahahahaha:devil:
Inside_Joke wrote...
^ well, technically that is a beard*Wikipedia has a page on beards. How great is that?* Basically if it doesn't grow on the upper lip *moustache*, it's a beard.
Okay, I'm working on the PSA now.
I still haven't seen Matt, don't know when he's coming home.
Modifié par HighlandBerserkr, 01 septembre 2010 - 05:23 .
Aeowyn wrote...
It has been updated. Loving the poem btw. Beards unite!
iampool wrote...
MSPaint FTW.
dark-lauron wrote...
Aahm, no... I am not a beard guy. And besides, I just shaved yesterday...
Inside_Joke wrote...
^ I want to see a braided beard so bad. You have no idea.
Do it! lol (jewel it up too, go crazy!)
Inside_Joke wrote...
PSA
Ooooh *some disturbing scenes, ye have been warned*
Inside_Joke wrote...
PSA
Ooooh *some disturbing scenes, ye have been warned*