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Growing a Beard for Dragon Age 2! Join Us! *UPDATE # 10*


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Ryllen Laerth Kriel

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HighlandBerserkr wrote...

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I rather think we'll have a winner when we see a beard of this quality:

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A little more afro ike than mine, but i would say i am close :P




You Sir, are only missing the accessories of a golden helmet, mace, leather armor and a pair of wings. This can all be remedied by mugging a few kids on the way to a DragonCon. Oh, and grin like you just accidently ate a pint of crystal meth then you might be as heroic looking as the crazed gentleman in the picture.

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^ damned shiny barbarians and their super dental plans!

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

HighlandBerserkr wrote...

Bobad wrote...

I rather think we'll have a winner when we see a beard of this quality:

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A little more afro ike than mine, but i would say i am close :P




You Sir, are only missing the accessories of a golden helmet, mace, leather armor and a pair of wings. This can all be remedied by mugging a few kids on the way to a DragonCon. Oh, and grin like you just accidently ate a pint of crystal meth then you might be as heroic looking as the crazed gentleman in the picture.


I just might have to do this, stay tuned folks! :P

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^ Do eeeet.

And braid your beard for my amusement lol.

Gotta say, the beard gave me a rash or something D: My face burns -- ummm, with pure awesome! Yup.



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Okay, next video gets Maneater, no matter what.

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Inside_Joke wrote...

^ Do eeeet.
And braid your beard for my amusement lol.
Gotta say, the beard gave me a rash or something D: My face burns -- ummm, with pure awesome! Yup.

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Okay, next video gets Maneater, no matter what.


I'll see if i can dig up the pics :P Your to pretty for a beard i am afraid :P

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So much excitement.

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D'aaawww. lol

But they're soo much fun!!! D: *I seriously am never painting a beard on me again. I think that face-paint was old or something because it really does burn D: Or it was the jackels.*

Now if I can just learn how to knit again ...

** side note, I went to EB games and asked when DA2 would be availible for pre-order. She said I don't know. And that was that.

I hate that chick ._. She wouldn't get me AvP and now this D:

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Inside_Joke wrote...

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D'aaawww. lol

But they're soo much fun!!! D: *I seriously am never painting a beard on me again. I think that face-paint was old or something because it really does burn D: Or it was the jackels.*

Now if I can just learn how to knit again ...

** side note, I went to EB games and asked when DA2 would be availible for pre-order. She said I don't know. And that was that.

I hate that chick ._. She wouldn't get me AvP and now this D:


I think a knit beard mught be a little less disturbing for sure :P I thought you could pre order it already? i don';t want to until i know if there will be a special edition or not which of course i will order :P

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I think you can only pre-order it online. Or the girl behind the desk is a darkspawn herself ... *she looks like one -_-*



http://www.lespacepl...og/beardcap.jpg

They exist!

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I will be the first to admit I have no artistic talent, but occasionally I hit on creative ideas and let my nerd flag fly. On the topic of female beards, I once used cotton balls, stretched out to look more "hair-y," and somehow stuck them onto my face, but I forgot with what - it's been so long ago. Of course, this will may you a Greybeard (which is always awesome). Also, eyebrow or eyeliner pencils will work as well. Non-abrasive and easy to erase with standard makeup remover. May save you from future irritation and burning. :)

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That makes more sense. I do have spirit gum and remover for it, so I should use that in the future.



Never thought about eyeliner, that would even look better than facepaint.

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So for female fake beards, will any type of fake beard do? Or, are there parameters?

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JMKnave wrote...

To beard, or not to beard: that is the quest(ion):
Whether ‘tis nobler in the face to suffer
To deny foam and aftershaves at outrageous prices,
Or to take arms against a sea of follicles,
And by shaving end them? To exfoliate: to shave;
No more; and by growing to say we end
The razor burn and the thousand ingrown hairs
That shaving is heir to, ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To grow: to comb;
To comb: perchance to style: ay, there’s the rub:
For in that combing what food particles may drop
When we have thrown away our automatic shavers,
Must give us pause: there’s the action
That makes the beard so long and full
For who would bear the looks and stares,
Of the beard coveters, the follicly-challenged,
The pangs of dribbled soup, the ****** crumbs,
The disapproval of management and the spurns
That sprouting hairs may visit
When he himself might not be able to beard
Even with Rogaine? who would fardels bear,
To trim and style under a bathroom mirror,
But that the dread of slow growth may make,
The undiscover’d genes from whose gaze
No bearder escapes, puzzles the will
And makes us forsake our beardless fathers
And try Beard Club for Men that we know not of?
Thus cowardice does make beardless of us all;
And thus the natural length given of evolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of propriety,
And beards of great length and fullness
With this regard may turn scraggly,
And lose the name of action. – But grow you now!
Faithful bearder! Hero, go forth in thy follicle sprouting attempt
And your epic beardness shall forever be remember’d.

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This poem deserves Andraste-level worship.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

So for female fake beards, will any type of fake beard do? Or, are there parameters?


Anything works. Be creative as possible!

I'm still waiting for a Nutella beard someone mentioned...

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

So for female fake beards, will any type of fake beard do? Or, are there parameters?


Who says they have to be fake?  There are medications that will cause some women to grow beards and other fun facial hair, but the side effects tend to cause weight gain and an insane tendancy to run around like a crazed nug-humper on speed.  Posted Image  So I wouldn't recommend it. 
I wonder if a Chia pet could be modified....hmm.

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Chia pet ... for your chin?

Hey, anythings possible with
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imagination.

**Excuse me, my friend Bethany is texting. 

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You know, I really should be in bed but that PSA was awesome and it has been filed to remain in Beard-history forever.



Oh and if HighlandBerserkr would dress up like the barbarian above that would be epic

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Yay for making beard history!

I support Barbarian Costuming Antics.

**A thought occurred. If DA has pirates, they should also have Vikings. To slay said pirates**

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#494
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Inside_Joke wrote...

Chia pet ... for your chin?


I don't know, I've seen some facial growth that's been similar, but forgive my lame sense of humor.Posted Image

On that note, I must say farewell for now.  It's been fun.  I've enjoyed the bearded awesomeness!

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mllrthyme wrote...

I wonder if a Chia pet could be modified....hmm.


Chia pet + duct tape = Chia beard.

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Duct tape does solve all problems.



That's probably how Hawke really got that sword on that stick *sorry, staff*

#497
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I'm suprised Chris Priestly hasn't come up with a Chia-Duncan yet for marketing DA:O. It would be pretty cool to watch his beard grow.

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^ I might actually buy a Chia-pet if that ever happened.

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Inside_Joke wrote...

Yay for making beard history!

I support Barbarian Costuming Antics.

**A thought occurred. If DA has pirates, they should also have Vikings. To slay said pirates**


I am all for Vikings in all games :D

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HighlandBerserkr wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

Yay for making beard history!

I support Barbarian Costuming Antics.

**A thought occurred. If DA has pirates, they should also have Vikings. To slay said pirates**


I am all for Vikings in all games :D


Indeed, they should have Vikings.  In fact I'm quite liking this idea. Vikings are pure awesome.