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[ShrinkingFish]

ErichHartmann wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Also, Colorado is too cold. It would take a very warm woman for me to want to move up there.

Wow, you must have very low tolerance for "cold". Colorado's weather is just about right for me.

Haha, I do indeed. Though it is a symptom shared by most of my sex.

Plus growing up in Southern California kind of spoils you as far as seasons go.

[ZaroktheImmortal]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

ErichHartmann wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Also, Colorado is too cold. It would take a very warm woman for me to want to move up there.

Wow, you must have very low tolerance for "cold". Colorado's weather is just about right for me.

Haha, I do indeed. Though it is a symptom shared by most of my sex.

Plus growing up in Southern California kind of spoils you as far as seasons go.

I don't think I have a very high tolerance for cold. I can barely stand the cold weather here, and it never even gets cold enough to snow here. It rains and on occasion we get hail but that's about as cold as it gets here.

[Inside_Joke]

The answer is obvious my friends. To beat the cold, grow a beard



And so it was said, and so it shall be. (I'm still waking up, don't mind me).

[Sharleth]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

@Shrinking Fish
We are an elusive lot, yes. I think we're located in isolated locations around the world (or just very dispersed ...)
Nothing wrong with being a wookie. I've seen the guy who played the Wookie. Cool dude.

Noted. Guess I'm just going to have to widen my range and wander paths unwandered in search of you elusive creatures.

Are there any calls or signs I should look for in my search? =P

Really, anything would help, you always seem to blend in so well with the others.

Sharleth wrote...

Lol it would seem these women hang out in these forums lol
or maybe in Colorado?!

So... you recommend I should troll these forums for girlfriends? =P

Also, Colorado is too cold. It would take a very warm woman for me to want to move up there.

haha there are very cool gals in this forum!!
and BTW Colorado women are hot blooded 

anyway, to stay on topic...  

Beards.... Best thing since spray on tans!

[Inside_Joke]

Shouldn't beards be the best thing since ... the creation of mankind?

OOooh ...



I think I should write a biography of Beards. (If I can turn Michael Crichton into a scientific discovery, the Crichtonosaurus, I can beard a biography!)

[Sharleth]

On the Seventh Day, God slept in...

but then he thought he should not waste away his afternoon. He stroked his mighty beard and thought hmmm I cannot rest yet... man has yet to be perfected... they are missing something...



the almighty beard

[ZaroktheImmortal]

Sharleth wrote...

On the Seventh Day, God slept in...
but then he thought he should not waste away his afternoon. He stroked his mighty beard and thought hmmm I cannot rest yet... man has yet to be perfected... they are missing something...

the almighty beard

Many Pagan Gods had mighty beards too. Like Zeus, Odin and Thor. All proof that any mighty god must have a beard.

[mllrthyme]

In response to ShrinkingFish's quest for finding Beard Loving Women I submit for your approval:

Guidelines for Attracting Beard Lovin' Ladies

Note:  Beard lovin' ladies are a scattered and elusive bunch, similar to the much romanticized dire bunny.  We can be found in range of locations from bars to bible study and various locations inbetween.

Definition: Beard
Facial hair growth following the line of the jaw.  Beards can include, but are not limited to, full and fuzzy "wookie" beards, or a simple trimmed goatee.  Foomanchoo's are not beards.  Individuals with foomanchoos run the risk of being attacked by the above mentioned dire bunnies.

Guideline #1:  Beard Hygiene
Beard lovin' ladies like a man with a clean beard, so no crumbs please.  There will never be a rabid beard-fangirl hungry enough to find your beard crumbs attractive.

Guideline #2:  Personalize Your Beard
A beard is a stylistic statement, whether it's "I hate shaving," or "I like my face to be warm in winter," a beard should reflect your personal tastes.

Guideline #3:  Beard Maintenance
While Beard lovin' ladies like a variety of bearded styles, we realize that upkeep is needed.  However, please keep your Beard lovin' lady happy and clean up after yourself.  Little beard-lits in the sink do not a happy Beard lovin' lady make.

Guideline #4:  Subcategory - Mustaches
Beard lovin' ladies realize that mustaches may be part of your stylistic statement.  However, please do remember to keep them trimmed.  Picking hair out of our teeth is not a turn on.  Also, Beard lovin' ladies cannot kiss you if we cannot find your lips. 

Follow these simple guidelines and it will most likely increase your ability to find a Beard lovin' lady as they will more readily approach you.  If said woman does indeed approach you, mentions your beard or even strokes it, then this is usually a dead give-away that this is the much sought after Beard lovin' lady.  Note, however, to please treat your Beard lovin' lady with respect, as we are a gentle and proud bunch, but are rare, and as was stated, hard to find.

To Beard lovin' ladies, feel free to add your input and any additional guidelines as you see fit.

[OldMan91]

Guideline #2: Personalize Your Beard
A beard is a stylistic statement, whether it's "I hate shaving," or "I like my face to be warm in winter," a beard should reflect your personal tastes.

Marry me.

I will add a guideline of my own:

Guideline #5: Beard Dandruff
Like it's cousin, the more common Hair, dandruff can appear even on the mightiest of beards. Beard lovin' ladies have a preference for dandruff-free beards for two reasons: Firstly, it's gross. Secondly, a mighty beard should not be discoloured by the white of the dandruff and appear in it's most splendorous natural colour. To avoid the appearance of dandruff, please use anti-dandruff shampoo or more specialized products if the dandruff is persistent. Skin gels and similar products can also help keep your chin, though not visible, smooth and skin peeling-free.

Note: Not all men suffer this problem. Consult your nearest relative or Beard lovin' lady to check first.

Modifié par OldMan91, 23 septembre 2010 - 10:27 .

[Shreav]

I'm wondering about a 5 o'clock shadow...

[Risax]

Ungh... It takes to damn long for me to grow a beard... And even if I could grow a beard, I have to shave it of in November. Just when I need the warm fuzziness on my face...

[hangmans tree]

I admit, I'm scary

[Inside_Joke]

mllrthyme, you are purely awesome!



Ooh, also, what you wear should accentuate the beard *ahem, this helps, as I was stalking a rather dashing fellow with a wonderfully scruffy face, his dark coat accentuating the fuzziness of his manliness ... So ruggid ...*

Then he went into a starbucks and I died a little inside ...



@hangmans tree

... you look like Jesus. Buddy Jesus!

[Aeowyn]

Mllrthyme. That is an epic guide hahaha



Hangmans tree, you look like Adrien Brody with beard

[mllrthyme]

Inside_Joke wrote...

... you look like Jesus. Buddy Jesus!

I actually met a guy who knew Jesus.  Apparently, he lives down on 8th street.

And thanks for the input on the guide - it was the result of insomnia.

[Sharleth]

hangmans tree wrote...

I admit, I'm scary

This is Gandalf the off-white lmao!!

[Inside_Joke]

Aeowyn wrote...

Hangmans tree, you look like Adrien Brody with beard

He ... he does!

Look out Hangman, you now have a stalkerB)

[Lenimph]

 I went camping and look what happened ... be jealous men

My beard is so epic it flows in the wind and it only took a few minutes to shape.
I also got a tan 

[mllrthyme]

^ Thy beard is indeed mighty!

[Inside_Joke]

She's Lady Duncan!



*sorry folks, the jokes aren't working today :/ *

[mllrthyme]

iShreav wrote...

I'm wondering about a 5 o'clock shadow...

According to the Definition in the Guidelines, a 5 o'clock shadow would be considered a beard.  However, is this 5 o'clock shadow the result of a day's growth, or 3 days' growth.  I think time may also be a factor for beardliness. 
I, however, vote to include 5 o'clock shadows in the bearding category based the attempt to beard and sheer sexiness.

Beard lovin' ladies - thoughts?

[Inside_Joke]

Tee hee.

**To answer the 5 o' clock shadow question:

It is technically a beard. Or rather, the beginnings of a beard, if you will.

Modifié par Inside_Joke, 23 septembre 2010 - 07:25 .

[ShrinkingFish]

mllrthyme... your list was wonderful and very much a help. For some reason I never caught on that the women eager to stroke my beard were these elusive creatures. For, as I am a man, I am typically completely blind and only pick up that a girl is attracted to me when they beat me over the head with it. And that is still a maybe.

Sharleth wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

So... you recommend I should troll these forums for girlfriends? =P

Also, Colorado is too cold. It would take a very warm woman for me to want to move up there.

haha there are very cool gals in this forum!!
and BTW Colorado women are hot blooded [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

I wont argue with you there. This thread is clear evidence of the ladies on this forum's sheer awesomitude.

And I will definitely keep that in mind if Colorado comes up...

ZaroktheImmortal wrote...

Many Pagan Gods had mighty beards too. Like Zeus, Odin and Thor. All proof that any mighty god must have a beard.

On an epic side note, my nickname in college was Thor =D

[mllrthyme]

^ OMG I seriously cannot quit laughing. This just made my day.



@ Inside - Nifty banner. I want!

[ShrinkingFish]

mllrthyme wrote...

^ OMG I seriously cannot quit laughing. This just made my day.

@ Inside - Nifty banner. I want!

Happy to be of help