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[Inside_Joke]

I was in the wild. Erm, Wilds. So.



Ya ...

Don't worry, you shall all get a wonderfully true *or in the spirit of DA2, exaggerated beyond all belief* tale of mine and Matt's escapades up north.

There are also beards. Well, one beard ... but it was kinda cool.



*I only saw 2 or 3 guys with beards this weekend. Makes me face*

[Inside_Joke]

Alright, now that I have pictures, it's time for:

Cait and Matt's Exciting and Completely True *Fabricated* Adventure in the Canadian Wilds for Thanksgiving!



*takes a breath* ...*You should to*

It all begin with a battle with a tree! No wait, not just a tree, that's boring .. um a treant. Tree Ent? Oh hell, a Maple. Ya. Let's go with that.

We had successfully bound it with a magical lasso, and as I pulled, Matt hacked away at it's base with his hatchett. Finally the beast fell and we rejoiced!

But it landed on a rose bush, which I wasn't too happy with. (I moved the tree, the roses are fine, it's all good).*That part's actually true. Don't mess with the roses!*

Ahem, so we made a fire with its remains and it was a good day.

*This tree was already dead. We don't burn trees for fun, I assure you.*



The next day, with our faithful hound, we decided to leave the Wilds and head for the Valley of the Screaming Heads. It was an ancient place, built in the times of 1988 *or something*. We traveled deep to search for its treasures.

What we found was a rock. And it was bearding. *I was laughing for quite a while. Imagine my luck at finding that.*

This place was so strange and held many secrets. Apparently I had been there before.

We battled our way through the demonic, gaping maws, but lo and behold, I was caught in a giant spider's web! Apparently these things are everywhere.

When it was time to go, I rode away on a horse.

No, wait Matt says he did.

Okay fine, we both did.



Also, I want Hawke to live in this house. *It's freaky, but awesome*.



Oh and the bears ... uhh, they were too scared of Bearding powers to mess with us. Yup.

This is all so completely true >.> ...

[Sharleth]

OMG!! I can't believe you made it out alive!! You are my hero!

lol seriously that place looked like fun.

And I know this is redundant but Gawd your bro is hawt!

[Inside_Joke]

Hey Matt, I can hear your ego growing!



Ahem, yes, that place is great. It's actually the second time I've been there. The guy who made it is great, he just lets people come and enjoy it all.

And he has a giant duck. If that ain't cool ...

[Sharleth]

Inside_Joke wrote...

When Gerard Butler is on, he must be watched. Especially in small clothing. And capes. And beards. 

It getting hot in here?

mmmm yes gerry butler<3<3<3! You ever watch him as Atila the Hun or in Beowulf & Grendel? I man I had a nice dream about him as Atila:wub::devil:<3<3:D:D...  ok I'm not obsessed, really!

[Sharleth]

Found this posted by TM13h

[Inside_Joke]

He was in Beowulf and Grendel?! *Seriously, I tried watching that movie like, 5 times. Clearly I didn't pay enough attention* To be sure, we're talking about the live action one, right?

Umm ... beards. Hawke. Yay.
*I tried making more pics of Hawke buuut ... it was a busy weekend*

***Saving that picture, thank you!
Duncan!!!

**Also, I forgot an important part to our tale. Ever read The Catcher in the Rye? Well we burnt the b****! 
If you like it, sorry. No one in this family can stand it. 
Made good kindling.


**Actually, that picture can serve as a new header of sorts ... bwahaha

Modifié par Inside_Joke, 12 octobre 2010 - 01:04 .

[Sharleth]

and... epic bearded Gerry Butler from Attila... *faint*

[Inside_Joke]

He's so tiny
If he ever shaves I will hunt him down with a wig and glue.

*And ya know what?
*Turns on Law Abiding Citizen*
Awww ya<3

Modifié par Inside_Joke, 12 octobre 2010 - 01:08 .

[mllrthyme]

Sharleth wrote...

and... epic bearded Gerry Butler from Attila... *faint*

This just had to be posted again.    Pardon me while I wipe up my drool.

[Inside_Joke]

No apology needed. It's Gerard freaking Butler.

Hawke stole Gerard's love of bearding.

[Inside_Joke]

Anyway



Hawke. Hawke, Hawke, Hawke.

And Beard.

Hawke is fun to say *and draw*. And on that note, let me quote some Deadpool since I've been saying this since I read it:

I love Duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape.

Hawke, Hawke.

[jackkel dragon]

Awesome Hawke image.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 12 octobre 2010 - 02:56 .

[Inside_Joke]

Thanks

Hawking Hawke

[Sharleth]

mllrthyme wrote...

Sharleth wrote...

and... epic bearded Gerry Butler from Attila... *faint*

This just had to be posted again.    Pardon me while I wipe up my drool.

One more time for the cheap seats!!
<3<3<3<3

anyway, if bioware does a feature film based on the video game... this is their guy!

[HighlandBerserkr]

ShrinkingFish wrote...

HighlandBerserkr wrote...

ShrinkingFish wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

iShreav wrote...

Sounds like you're having a hoot and a half. =D

The less sleep I get, the more hyper/random I am.
I think it's a tick or something :/

And Smallville's on. That does it too. 
Apparently Doomsday has a bone beard:

*we need more Beards in this thread. First person to find Bearded Thor gets virtual Nutella*

... I want to see Hawke battle Thor.

You mean this Thor?

I was thinking more along the lines of this Thor, i prefer the original.

Hate to point this out... but that last pic was of a young Odin. Not Thor.

/flex geek muscles

And, on a side note, I always prefered the original too.

Though the real one was always my favorite. You know the one I mean, the one that dressed like a woman that one time with his buddy Loki, the one who wouldn't cross the fjord because he didn't want to get his balls wet, and the one that was fishing and hooked the Midgard Serpent and pulled him up from the lake that one time... and the last person to ever die. Ever. Ultimate last man standing. And... it was most epic.

BAMF.

Related question: Any Asatru in this thread?

I have been interested in Asatru for quite some time, just a litle lazy

[Sternchen]

@Inside Joke...

Wonderful picture, but why looks Hawke ever so sad?

[Inside_Joke]

Not sad, serious.

Hawke is all serious face all the time.

We need to get Hawke drunk I say. *I hope we can get smashed in DA2 just so I can see Drunk Hawke*

[Sternchen]

To see him laughing very much, this would be funny... :-D

[Inside_Joke]

Hawke's all brooding Bruce Wayne now ...

Let's drunk him up! *I am so drawing this. I'll give him his brew too, the one we made where each mug comes with a keg*

And I'll get some wenches! Everyone's happy!

[Sternchen]

yes, i´m looking forward to see this.... i will wait

[Inside_Joke]

Bwahaha.

Got materials for my Halloween costuuuume!

I looked up coloured contact lenses, because, as much as I hate them, it's only for one night and it would look cool.

Prices started at $200.

Not doing that! I'm way too cheap.

Sadly this costume does not include beard. Sorry.



But Matt might *just might!* be able to start growing again *I think he has been anyway*.

We shall see!

Don't think Matt's gonna get a costume for Halloween. Oh well, no big.

My friend Beth shall be joining me though. She wants to go as Link from Zelda I think ...? *She's a Nintendo freak*.

We'll battle, it'll be glorious.

[Sharleth]

Inside_Joke wrote...

Bwahaha.
Got materials for my Halloween costuuuume!
I looked up coloured contact lenses, because, as much as I hate them, it's only for one night and it would look cool.
Prices started at $200.
Not doing that! I'm way too cheap.
Sadly this costume does not include beard. Sorry.

But Matt might *just might!* be able to start growing again *I think he has been anyway*.
We shall see!
Don't think Matt's gonna get a costume for Halloween. Oh well, no big.
My friend Beth shall be joining me though. She wants to go as Link from Zelda I think ...? *She's a Nintendo freak*.
We'll battle, it'll be glorious.

what's your costume?
I'm going to be a pirate! Just call me Captain Morrigan lol

oh and im adding you as a friend on xbox lol

Modifié par Sharleth, 12 octobre 2010 - 11:55 .

[Inside_Joke]

Sharleth wrote...

Inside_Joke wrote...

Bwahaha.
Got materials for my Halloween costuuuume!
I looked up coloured contact lenses, because, as much as I hate them, it's only for one night and it would look cool.
Prices started at $200.
Not doing that! I'm way too cheap.
Sadly this costume does not include beard. Sorry.

But Matt might *just might!* be able to start growing again *I think he has been anyway*.
We shall see!
Don't think Matt's gonna get a costume for Halloween. Oh well, no big.
My friend Beth shall be joining me though. She wants to go as Link from Zelda I think ...? *She's a Nintendo freak*.
We'll battle, it'll be glorious.

what's your costume?
I'm going to be a pirate! Just call me Captain Morrigan lol

oh and im adding you as a friend on xbox lol

It's a secret! *it's DA2 related though*
Once I post one picture you'll all figure it out probably.
Maybe I should actually get gold ...? lol *and okay, will accept probably later tonight. I've been Mass Effecting, heh heh*

[Inside_Joke]

Prepare for update! *in video format! because ... we haven't done an update or a video in a while, so might as well do both I suppose*.



Don't worry, it's just as screwed up as the others somehow ...