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[_Dejanus]

 Behold, the advent of post-modern, stream of thought Talimancer fan-fiction. 

The end is nigh:

http://www.fanfictio...t_Atak_of_Geths

Heaven forgive us.

EDIT:

For easier access:

Part 1: http://www.fanfictio...t_Atak_of_Geths

Part 2: http://www.fanfictio...Atack_of_Gets_2

Part 3: http://www.fanfictio...of_Geths_Ptar_3

The epic, soul shattering finale: http://www.fanfictio...f_Geths_Trattor

Thank me, or hate me.

All credit goes to my good friend MightyBadger, peace be upon him.

Modifié par _Dejanus, 29 août 2010 - 11:53 .

[illerianna]

Blessed are they who stand before the corrupt and the wicked and do not falter.
Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just.
Blessed art thou who exists in the sight of the Maker.
Though all before me is bad fanfiction, yet shall the Maker's Light be my guide.
I shall not be left to wander the halls of fanfiction.net; for there is no darkness, nor bad grammar, in the Maker's Light.
My faith sustains me; I shall not fear ten thousand Talimancers, should they write more bad fanfics.
Amen.

Modifié par illerianna, 28 août 2010 - 12:22 .

[Water Dumple]

This part of the URL was a nice clue not to use it.

Mess_Efekt_Atak_of_Geths

[Spartas Husky]

wth... is that spelling... my brain hurts lol

[Annihilator27]

This topic needs to be eradicated.

[MisterDyslexo]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Spartas Husky]

feels like my eyes are on fire...

[illerianna]

And so is the Golden Tali blackened

With each word you write in this tongue.

Marvel at perfection, for it is fleeting.

You have brought Sin to Tali

And doom upon all the internets.

-Canticle of Fanfiction 8.13



Seriously, who wrote this? They're either deranged or a genius. It might be the My Immortal of Mass Effect.

[Khayness]

Someone notify the Thread Purificator Space Marines please.

[_Dejanus]

Khayness wrote...

Someone notify the Thread Purificator Space Marines please.

This thread is under the protection of Slaanesh's own Lulzmarines, begone loyalist!

[illerianna]

Those who had sought to claim

Tali by fanfic destroyed Her. What was

Golden and pure turned black.

Those who had once been Talimancers,

The brightest of their age,

Were no longer men, but teenage boys.

-Canticle of Fanfiction 12:1

[Fatal v1]

What is this? I don't even...



I can't read that. I just can't.

[_Dejanus]

Fatal v1 wrote...

What is this? I don't even...

I can't read that. I just can't.

By your reaction, you just did.

[Poaches]

Perfect grammer and spellchecking can't fix this.

Why is there a part 2?

Modifié par Poaches, 28 août 2010 - 01:59 .

[illerianna]

_Dejanus wrote...

Khayness wrote...

Someone notify the Thread Purificator Space Marines please.

This thread is under the protection of Slaanesh's own Lulzmarines, begone loyalist!

Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so
little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice your quarians
and your romance! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I
have asked only for your sanity. Surely you would not deny me my
small enjoyments?

~Tyrell, Renegade Lord of Rannoch IX

I think this is the new My Immortal. So.... Horrifying.... So.... Burning. May the Maker preserve us all.

Modifié par illerianna, 28 août 2010 - 02:04 .

[Whatever42]

I am in awe.

[An Illusive Man]

What in the name of his pestilential favour is this?

Modifié par An Illusive Man, 28 août 2010 - 02:17 .

[Mr. MannlyMan]

I'm Commander Shepard, and blaaaargh!

Modifié par Mr. MannlyMan, 28 août 2010 - 02:21 .

[OlafTheSpaceViking]

There can be only one response to a heresy of this magnitude.

Exterminatus. May the Emperor have mercy on your souls.

But really?  My Immortal?  More like Repurcussions of Evil...Or maybe Half Life Full Life Consequences

Modifié par OlafTheSpaceViking, 28 août 2010 - 02:23 .

[Poaches]

Is this good enough to be the successor of the "My Immortal"?



one can only hope.

[An Illusive Man]

The minds of gods are not for mortals to know or to judge. Accept that MightyBadgger has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play.

[illerianna]

Poaches wrote...

Is this good enough to be the successor of the "My Immortal"?

one can only hope.

We must hope and pray that the fail is strong with this one... Or maybe the lulz, we may never know. As it grows and expands, Tara might have a run for her money.

Needs more goffikness though.

[An Illusive Man]

This Fan-fiction leads to two crimes. You turn away from the path of romance. And you abandon the Tali as the object of your devotion. For the first, death is merely a just retribution. The second is a heresy so terrible that no punishment can be sufficient. Yet the search for an appropriate penalty continues, and it shall be found.

[Shadow_broker]

That must be the guy who wrote Kasumi