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#251
IndigoWolfe

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Russalka wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

Hawke is Thedas' version of Jesus/Mohammad/Achilles/Aeneas/Chuck Norris. The proof is all in the beard. When you see the beard you know he has some large importance in the world


Yeah, especially on Lady Hawke.


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Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Hawke isn't human, he's a half-dwarf, half-elf who grew tall from eating alot of corn as a boy in Lothering. The Darkspawn don't invade Lothering, it gets destroyed because Hawke sneaks away cigarettes to smoke behind the tavern's whisky still and sets the town on fire before the Darkspawn even get there.


Ah, the "Cheech and Chong Act"! I like that one! :kissing:  :P

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NRO TYN

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Hilary Duff will be the VC for Bethany

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the main villain of DA2 will be varric's chesthair, the final battle will involve hawke bursting into varric's home and shaving his chest, with his amazing chesthair power gone, varric confesses that his chesthair served an even more powerful enemy: Hawke's beard

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jollyorigins wrote...

the main villain of DA2 will be varric's chesthair, the final battle will involve hawke bursting into varric's home and shaving his chest, with his amazing chesthair power gone, varric confesses that his chesthair served an even more powerful enemy: Hawke's beard






Climative Ending Dun Dun Duhhhh Posted Image

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At the end of the game Hawke can punch a mountain... in space!

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II That Burn In Ya Ass II wrote...

Hilary Duff will be the VC for Bethany

I would probibly say I hated that. But really I think I would be ok with it.

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Semyaza82 wrote...

At the end of the game Hawke can punch a mountain... in space!

I hope that will be true :whistle:.

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Tripp_ wrote...

II That Burn In Ya Ass II wrote...

Hilary Duff will be the VC for Bethany

I would probibly say I hated that. But really I think I would be ok with it.


Na, not her! :o I want Paris Hilton as VO for Bethany! :P Hang on, can Paris read? Doesn't matter if not! She'll be alright! ^_^

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Angie Harmon should voice her.





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Shadow_broker

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Bill cosby will voice varric



You got some puddin' pop on my chest hairs!

#263
Blastback

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Silent but deadly and fish slaping dance will be attacks.

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Terry Jones will voice Hawke

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II That Burn In Ya Ass II wrote...

Hilary Duff will be the VC for Bethany


She will do double duty, as she also voices Varric.

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Actually, there will be no voice actors for anyone but Hawke, as he/she will be the only voiced character in the game.



Also, both possible genders of Hawke will be voiced by just one male actor. For Lady Hawke he will read the lines while speaking in a falsetto.

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The game will be a musical!

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DA 2 will not features zombie cats. It will features zombie rabbits.

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Blastback wrote...

The game will be a musical!

I... I wouldn't hate this...Posted Image

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The soundtrack will consist of mostly brutal death metal and grindcore.

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Shadow_broker

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Man Hawke has a small penis

#272
Lord_Valandil

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Hawke will shout "THIS IS KIRKWALL!" before kicking a Darkspawn.

#273
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Chickin dance FTW



Actually - Sketch is a majorrr playorrr is DA2 (crosses fingers)

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some green guy will capture hawke and take him some where



then he will ask hawke how many lights he sees



and he will answer









THERE ARE....... FOUR LIGHTS

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The player doesn't choose who Hawke scrogs, the entire romance element of the game takes place in a series of cut scenes.