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#276
Blastback

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jonluke93 wrote...

Blastback wrote...

The game will be a musical!

I... I wouldn't hate this...Posted Image

It will be sung by ME! 

*Breaks into song and singlehandedly destroys all that is music*

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Fangirl17

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addiction21 wrote...

Did you know DA2 will have waffles?

 
Omg its addiction21! I remember you!Oh you and your love for waffles.Posted Image

Modifié par Fangirl17, 30 août 2010 - 03:47 .


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Not only will the game be a musical, it will have a VAUDEVILLE THEME!

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AndrahilAdrian

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Dragon Age 2 will reveal that thedas is just a simulation, constructed from the genetic memory of

Hawke's modern descendants. Modern day Thedas is candy land. Except with vampires.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Not only will the game be a musical, it will have a VAUDEVILLE THEME!


I want Cassandra and Varric to sing in defiance of each other.

That would be awesome.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 30 août 2010 - 08:10 .


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In DA2, there is a side quest line that involves your participation in fighting amateur forum trolls in Thedas. However, it is advised that you build up mental resistance on your characters, as the forum trolls' primary attacks consist of displaying disgusting pictures to the player's party. If the trolls' attack succeeds, the target is put into a fear state. The reward for the quest is a special two handed blunt weapon.

Modifié par Celticon, 30 août 2010 - 08:27 .


#282
ZtalkerRM

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Dragon Age 2 will be released on floppy format too.

#283
Blastback

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There will be a dance off!

#284
Druss99

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Dragon Age 2 is infact based on the afternoon Chris Priestly spent lost in Walmart when he became "champion" of Walmart. Bethany was actually a sock puppet called Steve the Sock Puppet.

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The final boss will be a small rabbit.

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OmbradelCerberos

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DA2 will be the first game, where the game's story will actually be written by the people in the Bioware forums, creating a new and interactive gameplay experience.

Also very, very disturbing moments.

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OmbradelCerberos wrote...

DA2 will be the first game, where the game's story will actually be written by the people in the Bioware forums, creating a new and interactive gameplay experience.
Also very, very disturbing moments.


Then it will also be the most bugged game in history as all the divergent and conflicting ideas cause the entire game to crash on loading, on all platforms.

Modifié par Bobad, 30 août 2010 - 04:10 .


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joey_mork84

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Blastback wrote...

The final boss will be a small rabbit.


"It's got huge, sharp teeth.. It can leap about.. LOOK AT THE BONES!"

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The main antagonist is Allistar

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joey_mork84

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Herren will be the only LI available.

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Hawkes beard can become a hidden companion. Bonus skills will include...



"Hairy Fury"

"Gorilla Punch"

"Shadow of the Chin"

"Bane of Gillette"

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joey_mork84

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simfamSP wrote...

Hawkes beard can become a hidden companion. Bonus skills will include...

"Hairy Fury"
"Gorilla Punch"
"Shadow of the Chin"
"Bane of Gillette"


Under Hawke's beard, there is no chin.. Only another fist :lol:

#293
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The Warden is Hawke's third cousin's roommate from college.



Hawke: "What does that make us?"



Warden: "Absolutly nothing!"

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:ph34r:[off-topic discussion removed]:ph34r:

On Topic: Varric is ctually Sandal in disguise.:o

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 30 août 2010 - 05:31 .


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After defeating the boss, you will become embroiled in a sinister plot that will eventually land a schleet on the throne...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Hawke is actually the Warden trapped in their own mind after slaying the Archdemon, leaving them in a vegetative state. From time to time, their companions come and read the Warden their favorite children's novel "The Hero of Kirkwall".


*Sniffles* Posted Image

#296
Patriciachr34

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:ph34r:[Off-topic discussion removed.]:ph34r:

On Topic: Connor was actually possessed by Flemeth and will spawn a god baby with fem Hawke.

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 30 août 2010 - 05:31 .


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Dynamomark wrote...

David Gaider left Bioware yesterday.


I actually beleived this for a moment Posted Image

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Dragon Age 2 will contain nudity.

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ErichHartmann

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Shiroukai wrote...

Dragon Age 2 will contain nudity.


Ha, that's semi true if mod tools will be available for the PC. :innocent:

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Dragon age II will have a expansion called "Dragon age: Mass fire effects".