and the one leading the charge is a spacegoatdemon
Lets start totally untrue rumors about Dragon Age 2!!
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Homebound
, août 29 2010 06:02
#351
Posté 30 août 2010 - 08:16
#352
Posté 30 août 2010 - 08:16
There will be Cake in Dragon Age 2.
#353
Posté 30 août 2010 - 08:20
SpartenN7 wrote...
There will be Cake in Dragon Age 2.
Prediction: They will announce the appearence of cake, but the cake will be a lie.
#354
Posté 30 août 2010 - 08:39
Dragon Age 2 will be made of cake! That may or may not be a lie, depending on edition.
#355
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:11
Dragon Age 2 was created entirely in Adobe Flash.
Modifié par Nadiasama, 30 août 2010 - 09:13 .
#356
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:17
DA2 is actually a cover up for the suprise release of ME3. There is no DA2, its all a front.
#357
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:17
All the chars from origin will return.
#358
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:22
There will be a fem Qunari li.
Modifié par saruman31, 30 août 2010 - 09:23 .
#359
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:25
They will use an art style where females are ugly, realistic busts and wide waists. ) (
Modifié par Shiroukai, 30 août 2010 - 09:26 .
#360
Posté 30 août 2010 - 09:38
1st Rumor I've Heard:
In response to player backlash against what is perceived as "unrealistic women", BioWare has remodeled the females to be slightly overweight, small chested, and very very bitter. Several characters have been rewritten to lower their self-esteem. They get very clingy if you accidentally show them the least bit of affection and they complain about EVERYTHING.
2nd Rumor I've Heard:
Not only will there be accidental romances, there will be accidental sex scenes. You will have no clue that either of these is occuring until they culminate in their final scenes.
In response to player backlash against what is perceived as "unrealistic women", BioWare has remodeled the females to be slightly overweight, small chested, and very very bitter. Several characters have been rewritten to lower their self-esteem. They get very clingy if you accidentally show them the least bit of affection and they complain about EVERYTHING.
2nd Rumor I've Heard:
Not only will there be accidental romances, there will be accidental sex scenes. You will have no clue that either of these is occuring until they culminate in their final scenes.
#361
Posté 30 août 2010 - 10:51
Dragon Age 2 will start off with the stuff mentioned in the demo, then right as Hawke is about to leave Lothering, the warden mistakes him and his party for darkspawn and kills them. Then the story is once more about the warden, while the word "TRICK" slowly materialize on your screen.
Also, Hawke is actually a griffon and he can fly.
DA2 Collector's edition will include a mini version of Hawke's halberd, two cans of nutella, and a very hairy varric plushie. Make of it what you will.
Also, Hawke is actually a griffon and he can fly.
DA2 Collector's edition will include a mini version of Hawke's halberd, two cans of nutella, and a very hairy varric plushie. Make of it what you will.
#362
Posté 30 août 2010 - 10:54
Tali'Zorah will make a cameo appearance
#363
Posté 30 août 2010 - 10:56
and you need to call a landsmeet to regain her honor
#364
Posté 30 août 2010 - 11:49
and Legion will make a cameo at the Landsmeet
#365
Posté 30 août 2010 - 11:55
Hawke spends the final quarter of the game in a wheel chair...
#366
Posté 31 août 2010 - 12:21
Dragom Age 2 cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
#367
Posté 31 août 2010 - 01:44
There is no Dragon Age 2, this forum is a dream and you wake up in the shower, with Bobby Ewing.
#368
Posté 31 août 2010 - 01:51
David Gaider forgot his briefcase containing the script for DA2 in a restaurant a couple of days ago. The script has been made public on WikiLeaks. As a result David Gaider decided to rewrite the whole story and start from scratch. The only element that he kept from the initial story is the name Hawke. BioWare has announced a new release date for DA2: Friday the 13. January 2012
Modifié par Myxyplyxxx, 31 août 2010 - 01:55 .
#369
Posté 31 août 2010 - 01:56
Dragon Age 2 doesn't know who it's dad is.
Modifié par Bobad, 31 août 2010 - 01:56 .
#370
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:02
You will not be able to select your gender when you create a character, let alone customize its appearance. You will instead be given an ambiguous character that appears gender neutral and is not referred to in dialogue by any pronouns or titles that would denote sex. Likewise the voice acting will also be difficult to differentiate between a male and female voice.
Modifié par Celticon, 31 août 2010 - 02:02 .
#371
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:20
Hawke has been in a relationship with Leliana while living in Lothering. Leliana ended the relationship on the grounds that the Maker has spoken to her and given her a holy mission to vanquish darkspawn. Hawke now hates all Chantry sisters and believes them to be quite mad. He will also have repeated flashbacks with Leliana, and compare all his LI to her.
Also, the family that Steen slaughtered was related to Hawke. That’s why he now hates Qunari and swore to avenge their death by killing as many qunari as he can.
Also, the family that Steen slaughtered was related to Hawke. That’s why he now hates Qunari and swore to avenge their death by killing as many qunari as he can.
#372
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:22
Hawke can turn into a griffon.
#373
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:22
Meanwhile at the Normandy...
#374
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:25
Dragon Age 2 kissed a Pope and it like it
Modifié par Bobad, 31 août 2010 - 02:27 .
#375
Posté 31 août 2010 - 02:27
Dragon Age 2 has been cancelled in favor of MDK 3.




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