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[MAD WHITE HAM]

Dragon Age 2 will feature the cast of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" This will appeal to the African-American Audiences. However the rumored cameo from Vanilla Ice has been scratched for the more important and culturally acceptable Eminem.

[Zevais]

Your new love interest is the SCHLEETS!

[jackkel dragon]

Zevais wrote...

Your new love interest is the SCHLEETS!

And the Schleets are now diamonds!

[MisterDyslexo]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Dragon Age 2 has been cancelled in favor of MDK 3.

If only that were true...

In Dragon Age 2 you will have to recruit the zerg to fight the darkspawn

[wwwwowwww]

Mike Laidlaw is actually Mike Matusow and will be making an in game appearance as a loud mouth gambler in a random Inn scene.
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Modifié par wwwwowwww, 31 août 2010 - 03:19 .

[Anathemic]

MisterDyslexo wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Dragon Age 2 has been cancelled in favor of MDK 3.

If only that were true...

In Dragon Age 2 you will have to recruit the zerg to fight the darkspawn

Dragon Age is unworthy of the zerg

Dragon Age 2 will introduce another playable race beside human... terran, with the insane power of the turtle god!

[ProudNegro]

There will be a massive amount of rainbows in this game

[Zevais]

ProudNegro wrote...

There will be a massive amount of rainbows in this game

 and you can taste them!

[MisterDyslexo]

If you're super-evil, Emperor Palpatine will come down and offer you the keys to the death star. If you're a devout good guy, Yoda will come down to spew some nonsense, and then get swooped up by a crow and eaten

[jackkel dragon]

Sten will turn out to be a catgirl.

[mdfitz2]

ProudNegro wrote...

There will be a massive amount of rainbows in this game

not just rainbows double rainbows

[Dr. wonderful]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Sten will turn out to be a catgirl.

...Oh you son of a *Throws up*

[ProudNegro]

it has been confirmed that justin biweber and lady gaga will make cameos
BREAKING NEWS   POSSIBILITY OF JUSTIN BEING A COMPANION

[Nadiasama]

Dragon Age 2 knows who let the dogs out.

[jackkel dragon]

Dr. wonderful wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Sten will turn out to be a catgirl.

...Oh you son of a *Throws up*

To think my least creative comment got such a reaction! The old forums had a joke like this, I just stole it from them.

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In other news, there will be no loading screens in DA2. Instead we will listen to our companions ***** on the road as drab scenery passes by at an absurdly fast rate. Sometimes we'll see someone on the road and be forced to listen to repetitive rumors and stories that relate to sidequests we may have already done.

[NvVanity]

ProudNegro wrote...

There will be a massive amount of rainbows in this game

And they are all Double Rainbows.

[SpartenN7]

Commander Shepard Lands on a uncharted planet named Feralden which rumored to be the Home planet of the Reapers.

[joey_mork84]

Dragon Age 2 will come out with the launch of a completely troll-free forum.

[Davasar]

That DA2 will be better then DAO.

[Aeryn-Onasi]

Varric is the Shadow Broker.

[Bryy_Miller]

wwwwowwww wrote...

Mike Laidlaw is actually Mike Matusow and will be making an in game appearance as a loud mouth gambler in a random Inn scene.
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http://ts2.mm.bing.n...1c7b049389b6413



http://ts1.mm.bing.n...c642cb4219f2c7d

No, he's J.J. Abrams.

[ProudNegro]

the DA2 is a lie

[GameBoyish]

wwwwowwww wrote...

Mike Laidlaw is actually Mike Matusow and will be making an in game appearance as a loud mouth gambler in a random Inn scene.
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http://ts2.mm.bing.n...1c7b049389b6413



http://ts1.mm.bing.n...c642cb4219f2c7d

:Owants

[wowpwnslol]

Dragon Age 2 will be a huge, complicated game. Nothing will be dumbed down for console players and it will be once again a game for old school PC RPG players.

[BP20125810]

The entirity of Dragon Age was actually the dream of a man in a coma