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[BP20125810]

MAD WHITE HAM wrote...

Dragon Age 2 will feature the cast of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" This will appeal to the African-American Audiences. However the rumored cameo from Vanilla Ice has been scratched for the more important and culturally acceptable Eminem.

Dragon Age 2: Based on the novel Push by Saphire

[Darthnemesis2]

Did anyone else hear about the DA/COD crossover game EA/Activision announced today?

[joey_mork84]

The entire reality that the Dragon Age franchise exists is only an elaborate illusion created by machines that feed off the RPG gamer's thoughts while they play. This fact will be revealed the minute you install DA2 and you will be freed.

[Arttis]

WoW and DA2 are merging after all the DLC has been made.

[Homebound]

If you press up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,Left-click,right-click on the loading screen of DA2 on PC, you will unlock a hidden video of Chris Priestly yelling at you for 25 solid minutes through his camera.

[wwwwowwww]

Hawke will be voiced by John Madden

[Homebound]

wwwwowwww wrote...

Hawke will be voiced by John Madden

omfgthatisthebestthingever

[serjwolf]

DrunkDeadman wrote...

Hawke's sister is actually a clone of Hawke's grand grandmother who was a daughter of Flemeth who herself was one of the Archdemons.

this

[serjwolf]

mdfitz2 wrote...

ProudNegro wrote...

There will be a massive amount of rainbows in this game

not just rainbows double rainbows

woah..... its a double rainbow

[MisterDyslexo]

wwwwowwww wrote...

Hawke will be voiced by John Madden

I would actually pay double price for the game if that were true

[Homebound]

We will find out what happened to Sandal in Dragon Age 2 before and after meeting his "father".

[PsychoYoshi]

In Dragon Age 2, it will be revealed that Thedas is a gigantic "zoo" planet maintained by the Citadel Council for the vicarious amusement of Councillor Velarn.

[Myxyplyxxx]

If you buy 2 copies of DA2 you will get a Hawke action figure for free.

[saruman31]

Hawke and the rest of the cast will go on and on about the importance of drinking milk.

[upsettingshorts]

Concept art of Hawke and his allies in camp:

[Rykn]

Bethany and Hawkes mom aren't actually related to Hawke their actually Flemeths daughters while Hawke and his brother are just brainwashed tools for Flemeth so she can gain control of Kirkwall.



Also you get cake once you beat Dragon age 2.

[Frank the Running Bugzepel]

DA2 will use Justin Beiber as their PR.

[Homebound]

Did you guys hear about how Stanley Woo will be a secret boss at the beginning of the game? He will only be accessible during the first chapter of the game when you are around level 10 but he is stronger than the final boss of the game.



If you manage to beat him, you get a legendary item called the "Volusing time". Its a giant Hammer in the shape of a clock at the 3 o'clock and 7 o'clock position that has a chance to automatically kill an enemy with the first hit. Though the actual stats of the weapon is weak, the auto-kill is very high and has a chance on working on any enemy.

[Arrtis]

New group called faux newts will try to tarnish your reputation and it will be your job to beat them down or set the facts straight.

[OmbradelCerberos]

In Dragon Age 2 you will be able to buy and maintain your very own inn, if you are a good and your very own tower of Evil, if you are a bad character.

At the beginning you will have to work in the bar yourself until you can raise enough money for staff.

There will be special decorations DLC avaiable for holidays.



The order of the Dragonknights of Tevinter, a group of Arcane Warriors that can turn into dragons will play an important role. They are the pokerfriends of the Chantry.

[Arrtis]

Hawke dies at the end of DA2....

[Homebound]

According to reliable sources, Hawke does NOT like the term "bootylicious" especially when used to describe his or her sister.

[Arrtis]

Hawke is really adopted and was found under a corpse as a baby.

[arcane-weirdo]

joey_mork84 wrote...

The entire reality that the Dragon Age franchise exists is only an elaborate illusion created by machines that feed off the RPG gamer's thoughts while they play. This fact will be revealed the minute you install DA2 and you will be freed.

That's.......entirely possible