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[Nadiasama]

Like, Dragon Age 2, like totally thinks you're cute!<3;)

[Dave of Canada]

Nadiasama wrote...

Like, Dragon Age 2, like totally thinks you're cute!<3;)

Omg. *blushes*

[Arrtis]

DA2 will tie you down and force you to have a date with it.

[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Nadiasama wrote...

Like, Dragon Age 2, like totally thinks you're cute!<3;)

Omg. *blushes*

Awwww XD

[Arrtis]

After the date DA2 will force something unpleasant on you.

[Nadiasama]

Arrtis wrote...

After the date DA2 will force something unpleasant on you.

Crystal Pepsi?

[DiosMios]

If you buy Dragon Age 2, then Dragon Age: Origins will think you're cheating on it. That counts, right? If not, then Dragon Age 2's graphics will be as improved as the PS3's graphics over the PS1's graphics.

[Nadiasama]

When on a date with DA2, be sure to dress nicely, but not too nice or else it will think you're just showing off.

[HarryThePlotter]

Varric will actually look like his Concept art. He will be Handsome, muscular, well-built and Bisexual to boot. There will be a DLC just to detail his adventures in the deep Roads and how he "tamed" a brood-mother to be his wife.

Hawke's father will be revealed to be the mute chanter at Lothering. Bethany will be only his half-sister. Her father will be Uldred. Carver's father will be revealed to be Maric (why not?). None of the above will be a legal male guardian of the Siblings. That (Their Mother's legal husband) will be finally shown to be Richard Gere.

Hawke will be given an option to be a Wise, semi-religious, Loyal and Honest character who can maintain his morality in a Dark twisted world. Playing otherwise will not grant you the hidden ending where he unites with the Warden to search and annihilate all the remaining Old Gods before they start the Blight.

Morrigan's story will come to an end with the Witch-hunt DLC. Bioware will never mention her again. All the saves that contain the Male Warden romancing Morrigan will automatically be corrupted and you will not be able to present any evidence to the fact that you actually romanced her and went in search for her; thus eliminating any need to cater to straight male populous. All LIs hence forth will only be bi-sexual or ******-sexual in vogue with reality.

A new Monk class will be revealed that will take out the High dragon with one fatal punch if the dragon fails on Physical, Mental and Spiritual saves at once. This punch will have a cool-down of 5 seconds and will be sustained action as well. To balance such odds, the DC will be decided by Willpower, Strength, Dexterity (to hit chance) and Magic simultaneously, Thus to make the character powerful you will need to Gimp him.

Modifié par HarryThePlotter, 01 septembre 2010 - 07:35 .

[Merlin Dawnweaver]

The Plot of dragon age II will revolve around finding seven dragon balls and wishing the blight out of existence in order to save Hawke's father.

[HarryThePlotter]

Merlin Dawnweaver wrote...

The Plot of dragon age II will revolve around finding seven dragon balls and wishing the blight out of existence in order to save Hawke's father.

Which in fact will only require killing 3 and half drakes.

[Arrtis]

Hawke can be a triple gender.

[Merlin Dawnweaver]

Beth is related to Qara

[GameBoyish]

Arvid the Tap-dancing Squirrel is of Rogue class

[Tatinger]

As it turns out, a certain Federation captain, fleeing from the enemies that destroyed her ship's crew, sought refuge on an out-of-the-way, backwater, class-M world with medieval-level era Earth technology. Jury-rigging the last bit of the surviving tech from her downed shuttle, she was able to re-sequence her genetic coding in order to blend in with the indigenous population and conceal herself from the ongoing persecution of her relentless alien foes. Now calling herself "Flemeth", she has used her superior technological knowledge to enact Clarke's Third Law -- that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic -- to mystify the locals and develop a standing mythology of fear and respect that allows her attempts to recontact her people from her home in the Kocari Wilds to go unimpeded.

It is rumoured that the name 'Jane of the Winding Ways' is an alternative name used by The Chasind Wilders to somehow indicate their more intimate knowledge of Flemeth and her true origins.

All this will apparently be revealed during the opening moments of DA2.

Modifié par Tatinger, 01 septembre 2010 - 03:37 .

[AngryFrozenWater]

Totally untrue rumor about Dragon Age 2: BioWare will support it by patches which actually fix bugs.

[Chanegade]

You can change your gender by using a tome.

[Bobad]

Hawke's VA was in Origins.

[upsettingshorts]

<foxnews>



There's explicit interactive dwarf sex in the game!



</foxnews>

[FDrage]

Did anyone mention that the Qunari in the Destiny trailer is actually Hawke's father?
As the children of Qunari and humans (well the few recorded ones and officially non-excisting) ones always ended up hornless, either be fluke or genetics noone really knows for certain.

Modifié par FDrage, 01 septembre 2010 - 01:49 .

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 leads to playing harder games.

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 will come in and have a massive dump when you've just gotten into a lovely hot bath.

Modifié par Bobad, 01 septembre 2010 - 02:03 .

[Tatinger]

Also, an even higher probability of contracting The Clap than was present in the first game!

Modifié par Tatinger, 01 septembre 2010 - 03:04 .