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[Arrtis]

DA2 digital deluxe will feature Alistair/morrigan porn.

[Daur]

Frank J. Lapidus will be an in-game companion

[Arrtis]

All Romances are gay only.

[Daur]

There are no romances

[MisterDyslexo]

Brodyaha wrote...

Dragon Age 2 will really just be a crossover of the Mass Effect universe, fantasy style!
Shepard is really Hawke.
Ashley will be a Templar.
Kaidan is a senior enchanter within the Circle of Magi.
Tali is a qunari (and her face will be revealed).
Anderson is king of the land (with Udina as his advisor).
And all the alien squadmates are all big monster bosses you need to fight, enraged at unfinished loyalty missions!

And BlackBumps, an STD you can only get from darkspawn, has infected your party. The prime suspect is Kelly Chambers

[VaticanVice]

DA2 is responsible for the Crucifixion of Christ.  Also, it will make your first born child sterile.  And I had anonymous back-room sex with the game itself to obtain this information. 

[Kileyan]

There will be only 15 weapons in the game, and 11 of them will be Crossbows that no one uses and only have 3 shots per mission.

[MisterDyslexo]

Kileyan wrote...

There will be only 15 weapons in the game, and 11 of them will be Crossbows that no one uses and only have 3 shots per mission.

However, one of them will be shotgun that shoots giant swarms of bees at the enemy, sting them to death, and then go back into the barrel.

[MisterDyslexo]

Sten won't have that pole up his as anymore. Garrus wanted it back for Mass Effect 3

[Tatinger]

For inexplicable reasons, the complete storyline will only be made comprehensible to those who have taken cat ear medication within the last six months.

Modifié par Tatinger, 02 septembre 2010 - 07:08 .

[Arrtis]

You join the Crows then later forcibly leave.

[Chairon de Celeste]

Totally untrue rumors on DA2?
Here you go:

Hawke: Hey pals, is that whole 'Rise To Power' ordeal really nessecary?
I mean - why can't I just collect my family in Lothering and Kirkwall
and leave Thedas until the wardens have sorted the whole suicidal
chantry, blight and q'nari invasion mess out?

Mike L,
slightly alerted tone:
If you don't wish to eat food donations to the local chantry
for the rest of your life: then yes, by any means
- absolutely nessecary!

Hawke: You have a point there. Alright then, if I must...

Modifié par Chairon de Celeste, 02 septembre 2010 - 08:55 .

[Arrtis]

Hawke paints.

[Frank the Running Bugzepel]

Hawke rises as a political power, he as several affairs and is ousted as the "Champion of Kirkwall" 8 years later by a man known as Varric Keating, who becomes the new "Champion of Kirkwall"

[Tatinger]

All in-game conversations will revolve around the nutritional value inherent in General Mills' Total brand breakfast cereal.

[Burritos]

Hawke is gay.

[upsettingshorts]

Here's a particularly nasty rumor: Hawke actually has a less cliched name. Hawke is just a silly cover for the real, simple name inspired by the understated blandness of James Bond.

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 has been cancelled, a month ago.

[Tatinger]

Brodyaha wrote...

Varric is voiced by Raphael Sbarge.

Varric is voiced by El Debarge?