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[KillTheLastRomantic]

Hawke is a post-op transexual.

[Lord Zeuss]

Birthrates throughout all of Thedas have spiraled to near zero because Bioware gave the fans same-sex romances and things got a little out of control.

[RampantBeaver]

Brian and Stewie Griffin will make a cameo appearance where brian asks: "What does the multi-universe guide say about this place?" Before stewie mumbles something and they disappear in a flash.

[Tatinger]

Brodyaha wrote...

Tatinger wrote...

Brodyaha wrote...

Varric is voiced by Raphael Sbarge.

Varric is voiced by El Debarge?

Varric will therefore tell Dragon Age 2's story through R&B music.  

Which, of course, will be led into with the question: "Who's Johnny?"

Modifié par Tatinger, 04 septembre 2010 - 08:03 .

[Rubbish Hero]

It's a CRPG.

[SuchADeadlySin]

Fergus Cousland, Jowan, and Lady of the forest will come back and they'll be romancable

[Lord Zeuss]

The main antagonist of DA2 will be the horribly reanimated corpse of Ser Jory who has been brought back by a spirit of vengeance from the Fade to take his revenge on the Beard of Duncan which has fused itself to Hawke. The Beard is visible on Lady Hawkes only while in the Fade.

[MisterDyslexo]

If you play DA2 on a console, a PC gamer will die.

[Sharleth]

Epic thread I can't stop laughing

[Cutlasskiwi]

Hawke is a Darkspawn in disguise sent to spy on humans.

[MisterDyslexo]

In DA2 the Darkspawn are revealed to just be BP Oil Executives that got thrown into the spill

Also, Dog is the Shadow Broker

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 02 septembre 2010 - 07:07 .

[bzombo]

hawke is a poorly disguised warden wearing fake glasses with a fake nose and mustache as his disguise.

[Mister Mida]

Dragon Age 2 is an early April Fool's prank.

[Amyntas]

Rubbish Hero is the main antagonist

[Arrtis]

MisterDyslexo wrote...

If you play DA2 on a console, a PC gamer will die.

If you buy DA2 on the pc it will save a pc gamer's life.

[namedforthemoon]

Aveline is your sister, and Wesley the templar is your brother in law.

[Arrtis]

Bethany is really your brother and carver is just some dude who hitched a ride.

[Sejborg]

Dragon Age 2 will be released tomorrow.

[Arrtis]

DA2 is an RTS game.

[MisterDyslexo]

DA2 is actually a flight-simulator. Flemeth kicks you thousands of feet into the air and you have to control Hawke as he flies

[Arrtis]

You have to land on bethany to survive.

[Mecha Tengu]

slimgrin wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

You have to land on bethany to survive.

That would be a soft landing. 

 
giggity

[ProudNegro]

It has been confirmed that bethany had rock implants before the making of dragon age 2