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[Perfecti0nist]

If you're a mage, the game plays like a third person shooter, like in here:

[Mehow_pwn]

Perfecti0nist wrote...

If you're a mage, the game plays like a third person shooter, like in here:

Gears of duty: Wizard warfare

Modifié par Mehow_pwn, 04 septembre 2010 - 12:40 .

[Lord Zeuss]

DA2 will have Vikings.

[ProudNegro]

YOU ARE A PIRATE

[Cutlasskiwi]

Lady Hawke and Varric will constantly compete for the title "most awesome chest hair" throughout the game.

[Tatinger]

Every five minutes, an audio cue will trigger, informing you that "your parents miss you very much", at which point the game will pause and attempt to establish a PC-To-Phone connection via your ISP and your parents' landline telephone service. The game will continually autodial the number you have supplied (via the mandatory registration information that needs to be completed in order to install the game) and will only resume play after a ten minute connection period between the two parties has been logged and recorded by the software.  After audio-rewarding you with a "good boy/good girl" accolade, the process will begin again.

Modifié par Tatinger, 04 septembre 2010 - 03:23 .

[Lord Gremlin]

Varric's chest hair will participate in a mini-boss battle, which is tied to a secret trophy/achievement.

[Pritos]

Hawke has 3 nipples

[Bobad]

The Tevinter Imperium are covering up contact with extra terrestrial life.

[Tatinger]

Bobad wrote...

The Tevinter Imperium are covering up contact with extra terrestrial life.

Yes, this is now established canon that, for some reason, the developers refuse to acknowlege and are keeping mum on:

Tatinger wrote...

As it turns out, a certain Federation captain, fleeing from the enemies that destroyed her ship's crew, sought
refuge on an out-of-the-way, backwater, class-M world with medieval-level era Earth technology. Jury-rigging the last bit of the surviving tech from her downed shuttle, she was able to re-sequence her genetic coding in order to blend in with the indigenous population and conceal herself from the ongoing persecution of her relentless alien foes. Now calling herself "Flemeth", she has used her superior technological knowledge to enact Clarke's Third Law -- that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic -- to mystify the locals and develop a standing mythology of fear and respect that allows her attempts to recontact her people from her home in the Kocari Wilds to go unimpeded.

It is rumoured that the name 'Jane of the Winding Ways' is an alternative name used by The Chasind Wilders
to somehow indicate their more intimate knowledge of Flemeth and her true origins.

All this will apparently be revealed during the opening moments of DA2.

A simple voice analysis between Flemeth and this "Jane of the Winding Ways" should conclusively prove, one way or another, whether contact was established between The Tevinter Imperium and these Federation "star people" or not.

Modifié par Tatinger, 04 septembre 2010 - 05:14 .

[Lenimph]

Lady Gaga is going to be an LI !!!

[Icinix]

Unsure of the direction BioWare wish to take their games, DA2 will be broken up into 'levels' or 'turns' where you outfit your team then play a short cinematic, button mash until all enemies are dead, then level up, repeat until the game is over.

ME3 will also be a romance game with a reaper love interest, the game will be spent running through the galaxy with limited fuel to collect presents to give the Reaper in the hope of wooing them and ending in a marriage.

[MisterDyslexo]

Lenimph wrote...

Lady Gaga is going to be an LI !!!

So will romancing Lady Gaga with the male Hawke turn into his own version of "The Crying Game"?

[Icinix]

MisterDyslexo wrote...

Lenimph wrote...

Lady Gaga is going to be an LI !!!

So will romancing Lady Gaga with the male Hawke turn into his own version of "The Crying Game"?

LOL

[Chairon de Celeste]

There will be an official DA 2 xp about Orzammar and Kal Sharok

Lead Writer: Mary Kirby

Glares And Smirks From The Sideline: David Gaider

[jackkel dragon]

David Gaider has taken over all the writing roles in DA2, meaning it will come out a year later and will crush all your dreams.

[Lord_Valandil]

jackkel dragon wrote...

David Gaider has taken over all the writing roles in DA2, meaning it will come out a year later and will crush all your dreams.

He will swallow our souls.

[MisterDyslexo]

Morrigan will return with a quest in which you help her get child support from your dead-beat imported Grey Warden

[Rhayth]

Bruce Campbell will fall from a portal, and become The Hero of Kirkwall unknowingly.

[Lord_Valandil]

Chuck Norris is one of the Old Gods.
Along with Epic Beard Man and Justin Bieber.

Modifié par Lord_Valandil, 05 septembre 2010 - 05:01 .

[darknoon5]

Full, orgasmic rape is just a click of the mouse away.

Oh, wait. That's mass effect.

[Kevin Lynch]

Okay, enough of spam posting.



I'll remind everyone of the rules of these forums that state that posting off-topic spam is not allowed. This thread was going to be on the edge anyway, but now it's collapsed under the weight of nonsense. Well done!