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#51
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Lord_Valandil wrote...

I'm outta here. I'm sick of this troll, seriously.


You're letting a bad troll win, encouraging him to continue.

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In DA2, You can finally fight hand to hand...with a Dragon.



New features include:



Finding King Maric armor

Anders will appear as a secret ally

Sandel will appear as a level 30 boss.

Herren will say "It's not over Snake!"


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ShadowFaction wrote...

In Dragon Age 2, Wade is a romanceable companion.


Isn't he a Desire Demon.. or is that Herren?

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Dave of Canada wrote...

ShadowFaction wrote...

In Dragon Age 2, Wade is a romanceable companion.


Isn't he a Desire Demon.. or is that Herren?


Herren I think. I vaguely remember seeing Wade step into a portal still in human form. But that DLC isn't even canon anyway.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

ShadowFaction wrote...

In Dragon Age 2, Wade is a romanceable companion.


Isn't he a Desire Demon.. or is that Herren?


Herren...Who I think is NOT one.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

I'm outta here. I'm sick of this troll, seriously.


You're letting a bad troll win, encouraging him to continue.


There are funny trolls. Also, trolls with at least a little taste.
This troll is just...pathetic, I don't want him to "win", but I'm already tired of seeing his crap. Literally speaking.

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Anarya wrote...

Herren I think. I vaguely remember seeing Wade step into a portal still in human form. But that DLC isn't even canon anyway.


True but I doubt Alistair being in charge and Denerim being destroyed would suddenly make Herren a Desire Demon.

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In DA2, the lack of cake will spark a Qunari invasion.

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He's trying so hard...

A shame for him that I frequent 4Chan far too much to be disturbed.



Also, Flemeth will be revealed to be your true mother.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

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The companions will be voiced by Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Adam Baldwin, Jewel Staite, Alan Tudyk, Summer Glau, Sean Maher, Morena Baccarin, and Ron Glass. A cake for whoever gets it.


Firefly?


You beat me to it! :P I guess this means no cake? Silly rumor: your character will receive their own personal fortress made out of cheese wheels - it's tasty, and you can store you extra gear there (unless Alistair comes back and eats all the cheese wheels).

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Hawke is a qunari and male hawke is a women

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The only way to get to know a character is to romance them. Oh wait...

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kcwME wrote...

The only way to get to know a character is to romance them. Oh wait...


True for ME2, not so much with DA. =3

Legion is the final arch-demon, and Flemeth's mother.

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CrookedAsylum wrote...

True for ME2, not so much with DA. =3


I'm hoping that trend continues. :D

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Dragon Age 2 will have a whirlwind romance with Oprah.

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DA2 casts Miley Cyrus as Lady Hawke and Joe Jonas is Garrett Hawke's VO. Seriously. :gag:

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BP20125810 wrote...

Dragon Age 2 will have a whirlwind romance with Oprah.


I lol'd :P

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Hawke is Varric who is actually a Biotic God.

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Hawke is actually a product recall specialist for a major car company in Thedas. He suffers from insomnia and tries to fix things by attending support groups for victims of various ailments. He meets Varric, a dwarven bodybuilder suffering from gynecomastia, which has left him with a bosom like Bethany's.


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Tali and Garrus are the main companions of DA2!!! O_o"

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

DA2 casts Miley Cyrus as Lady Hawke and Joe Jonas is Garrett Hawke's VO. Seriously. :gag:


I had the displeasure of witnessing those guys on stage back when I was a freshman in high school, and they were still brand-spankin'-new. I am proud to say most of my classmates used their promotional CDs as frisbees.

DA2 has an illusive antagonist with glowing eyes and a bad smoking habit, who just so happens to be insisting on helping Hawke with his power trip.

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Celticon wrote...

Hawke is actually a product recall specialist for a major car company in Thedas. He suffers from insomnia and tries to fix things by attending support groups for victims of various ailments. He meets Varric, a dwarven bodybuilder suffering from gynecomastia, which has left him with a bosom like Bethany's.


:blink:

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DA2 will acquire more funding by introducing product placement. "The guards were going to arrest me," said Varric, "but I won them over with my charming smile. If it weren't for my Crest Whitening toothpaste, I'd be in a qunari prison right now."


Also, that girl from the Progressive commercials and the Geico gecko will be party members.


:lol: And Billy Mays' beard has come back from the dead and attached itself to our protagonist. The main plot will revolve around defeating the ShamWow! guy to prove the superiority of OxiClean, even if the products are at best tangentially related.

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I am hawke



BUM BUM BUUUUUUM!

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CrookedAsylum wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

DA2 casts Miley Cyrus as Lady Hawke and Joe Jonas is Garrett Hawke's VO. Seriously. :gag:


I had the displeasure of witnessing those guys on stage back when I was a freshman in high school, and they were still brand-spankin'-new. I am proud to say most of my classmates used their promotional CDs as frisbees.


They are a disgrace to 18-year-olds like myself. Those frisbees sound fun.