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[Arttis]

Also you may add your own preferences for the type of items your merchant friend will try to acquire.

[Shadow_broker]

obnoxiousgas wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

Masturbation will be an option if you fail at romancing someone

Hawke looks at his/her hand.
Hawke: Let's go to our tent...
*romance music begins*
Hawke makes a sly look around, hand crawls down from chest into pants.
Hawke gasps.
Screen fades to black.

What's really awkward is when you get refused.

You also have the option to pass a persaude check to use both hands

[Arttis]

Shadow_broker wrote...

obnoxiousgas wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

Masturbation will be an option if you fail at romancing someone

Hawke looks at his/her hand.
Hawke: Let's go to our tent...
*romance music begins*
Hawke makes a sly look around, hand crawls down from chest into pants.
Hawke gasps.
Screen fades to black.

What's really awkward is when you get refused.

You also have the option to pass a persaude check to use both hands

If you fail flemeth the old hag will come and eat you....You will hear hawke scream like a girl...

[10 Steps Back]

Did you know the next trailer for DA2 will finally feature horses

[Dave of Canada]

Varric sells dirty gifts.

Hawke: So.. Varric.
Varric: Yeah?
Hawke: Yeah, well.. you know, me & pirate lady.. we're..
Varric: Say no more, I'll get it for you.
Varric takes out a phallus shaped object.
Hawke: That's not what I meant.
Varric: You sure?
Hawke: Not at all.
Varric: What am I supposed to do with this then? *wags it around*
Hawke: Umm..
Fade to black.
Varric: We shall never speak of this.
Hawke: My eyes. They still burn.

[Celticon]

There will be QTE events during boss fights. In addition, there will be a VATS style targeting system allowing you to hit various body parts on your opponent.

[Arttis]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric sells dirty gifts.

Hawke: So.. Varric.
Varric: Yeah?
Hawke: Yeah, well.. you know, me & pirate lady.. we're..
Varric: Say no more, I'll get it for you.
Varric takes out a phallus shaped object.
Hawke: That's not what I meant.
Varric: You sure?
Hawke: Not at all.
Varric: What am I supposed to do with this then? *wags it around*
Hawke: Umm..
Fade to black.
Varric: We shall never speak of this.
Hawke: My eyes. They still burn.

You thought of that because of my post didnt you.

[Shadow_broker]

Flemmeth is the true archdemon

This is actually true but i just don't have enough evidence to support it yet

[Dave of Canada]

Arttis wrote...

You thought of that because of my post didnt you.

[Lie] No.

[MortalEngines]

 Varric is now in 3d, so you can touch that chest hair of his  

[zahra]

When you recruit the right combination of companions you will be able to merge all of them into one giant robot, like Voltron.

[MiSsSmOkEy20]

obnoxiousgas wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

Masturbation will be an option if you fail at romancing someone

Hawke looks at his/her hand.
Hawke: Let's go to our tent...
*romance music begins*
Hawke makes a sly look around, hand crawls down from chest into pants.
Hawke gasps.
Screen fades to black.

What's really awkward is when you get refused.

lol I just spit wine all over my screen.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

You can equip every hair on Varric's chest with a weapon and a helmet.

[Shadow_broker]

You may pursue a career of brothel prostitute rather than hero of kirkwall

It's funny how you think Hawke was fighting that quanari in the trailer

Modifié par Shadow_broker, 29 août 2010 - 08:18 .

[zahra]

One of the copies of Dragon Age 2 has a Golden Ticket, with a secret code that will make all inanimate objects romanceable.

[obnoxiousgas]

Shadow_broker wrote...

You may pursue a career of brothel prostitute rather than hero of kirkwall

It's funny how you think Hawke was fighting that quanari in the trailer

The Qunari people like it rough, apparently.

[Fishy]

That your character will be geneticaly superior

ICE COLD BABY ICE COLD YEAH

[obnoxiousgas]

Suprez30 wrote...

That your character will be geneticaly superior
ICE COLD BABY ICE COLD YEAH

Genetically different, baby!

[DMC12]

While Hawke, Flemeth and Co, the Qunari, and the Chantry are all in bitter conflict, the true villain of the Dragon Age arises: Jareth, the King of Goblins. Hawke will then have to rescue the God Child when Jareth kidnaps him... The game will also turn into a musical and it will be epic, and you will like it.

Jareth is also voiced by (of course), David Bowie, who also contributed heavily to the score of the game.

[10 Steps Back]

zahra wrote...

When you recruit the right combination of companions you will be able to merge all of them into one giant robot, like Voltron.

You forgot to mention that the last boss will have 3 forms.

1st Form - Human Mode
2nd Form - Beastly Creature Mode
3rd Form - Giant Beastly Creature Mode to fight the Voltron hero.

[ibortolis]

the ogre that killed prince Cailan, raped all the Qunari people and thus they now have horns.

Hawke's true parents are the lady of the forest and a dozen of werewolves.

Flemeth's immortality made her survive through time and wearing a mask to hide her true identity, is now known as Tali'Zorah nar Rayya.

[Lintanis]

 The PC version will be ported from the Xbox 

[HighMoon]

Mother Hawke is actually Flemeth's daughter, and Flemeth is Hawke, Bethany and Carver's grandmother. Cassandra is Morrigan's cousin twice removed. Andraste is Flemeth's great grandmother and is secretly reincarnated as Morrigan's God baby. Morrigan is the daughter of Flemeth and Cailain, and by extension, Alistairs half sister. By the end of DA2 everyone has a family reunion and has dinner at Flemeth's hut.

[Phaelducan]

Male Hawke is voiced by Glenn Beck.

[Greifvogel]

They've decided that Varric will have a moustache only. That'll be all the hair he'll get.