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[Proodle]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Proodle wrote...

I've heard from a very good source (they've played the game!) that there will be completely explicit sex scenes that the player will have full control over! That's not the worst of it! You HAVE to play as a man called M--- (you can change the remaining 3 characters) Hawke. I don't know about you but I know what I'm going to call my Hawke! You can force people into your bed, and even engage in a relationship with your uncle!

It's absolutely sickening.

Mark?

You fiend!

[Rhayth]

Flemeth stole Morrigan's KISS CD's, and starts her own KISS Army in Dragon Age 2

[Dave of Canada]

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dave of Canada is the name of a legendary axe hidden in the Deep Roads. Does extra damage to trolls.

I'll admit, I'd laugh at the axe's name even if my name wasn't such. It would clearly be one big "wtf" moment.

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 comes with a copy of Dragon Age 3, which comes with a copy of Dragon Age 4, ad infinitum.

[Rhayth]

Tm Curry aka Rendon Howe voices Garret Hawke

[Proodle]

Rhayth wrote...

Tm Curry aka Rendon Howe voices Garret Hawke

That'll make buttering my Uncle's bread all the sweeter...

[Khayness]

To quell the never ending debates over gender/sex/female proportions, BioWare have retconned Thedas' lore: every person is now androgynous, and multiply via mitosis.

[Lord_Valandil]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Lord_Valandil wrote...

Dave of Canada is the name of a legendary axe hidden in the Deep Roads. Does extra damage to trolls.

I'll admit, I'd laugh at the axe's name even if my name wasn't such. It would clearly be one big "wtf" moment.

Really, I thought it would be funny

[Who is that Masked Man]

Rhayth wrote...

Tm Curry aka Rendon Howe voices Garret Hawke

......because it turns out that Garret Hawke is actually Arl Howe in disguise.

[Dave of Canada]

Khayness wrote...

To quell the never ending debates over gender/sex/female proportions, BioWare have retconned Thedas' lore: every person is now androgynous, and multiply via mitosis.

Hawt.

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 in no longer a RPG, it's now a Jet Fighter Flight Simulator.

[Rhayth]

and Arl Howe is really Tim Curry in disguise from Muppet Treasure Island

[Time Well Spent]

You can actually fight Sheng Long...

[DreamCrusher]

Hawke is a Wanted terrorist

[marbatico]

Hawke stole Duncans beard.

[jonluke93]

The Red vs Blue cast are your teammates



Church misses every shot



Griff always gets killed by the rest of the squad



and Caboose always kills Hawke

[Rhayth]

This one is completly true



As in most Bioware games your sidekick is a warrior who does nothing but **** and complain the whole time and is really meant for a female lead to romance cause his life is so sad that she feels bad for him instead of finding him completly annoying

[Bobad]

Dragon Age 2 is no longer a RPG, it's a banana.

[Dr. wonderful]

Dragon age 2 will be cancel and in it place Jade empire 2.



Actually, I want a Jade empire 2 game.

[jackkel dragon]

I just found amazing news! The reporter got killed for this information, and the files were deleted, but I saw it before it was purged!

BioWare has finally caved to the demands of its hardcore fans and decided to return to its roots. Thus Dragon Age 2 will be... a mechanized combat game, the spiritual succesor to Shattered Steel.

You will play an orphan mech named HawkeSlayer, who single-handedly killed the Warden from DAO and ended the Blight (due to fan complains about Garret Hawke being a coward in the original story.)

You will be able to customize HawkeSlayer's gender, class, and even "race." There will be nine new origins for HawkeSlayer, allowing the player to customize everything down to the mech's sexual preference.

HawkeSlayer will be able to transform into a human form to have explicit "romance" scenes with any character in the game. HawkeSlayer's human form is not dictated by the mech's gender, so M/M and F/F or M/F romances are possible in the same playthrough.

At the end of the game, an easter egg will announce that all future Dragon Age games will be in space and that Mass Effect 3 has been cancelled. BioWare will remake Shattered Steel with bonus features and include that with DA2. A bonus disk in the Collector's Edition will explain all the reasons BioWare decided to finally return to its roots.

[Dr. wonderful]

Rhayth wrote...

This one is completly true

As in most Bioware games your sidekick is a warrior who does nothing but **** and complain the whole time and is really meant for a female lead to romance cause his life is so sad that she feels bad for him instead of finding him completly annoying

You sir or Ma'am, just won this thread.

Carth, Alister and Atton Rand.

Okay, not Atton Rand.

[Homebound]

Dragon Age 2 will have High-Definition, interactive sex scenes during the romance scene.

[Lord Gremlin]

They say Flemeth actually serves the great Beard, main villain in DA universe, and Sandal is the Maker, trying to stop her, Ser Pounce-a-Lot being his sidekick. Hawke will have to choose side and join a grand battle of hair, fur and cat ******.

Also, now you can crunch chickens to raise your dog's approval. And your dog is a hamster. A space one, with jetpack and missile launcher, able to shoot lightning from it's ass. Just like Ser Pounce-a-Lot.