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Lets start totally untrue rumors about Dragon Age 2!!


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#201
Rhayth

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-standing ovation- Thank you thank you



And sir btw

#202
blu_skye

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DA:2 will actually be good.

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garrus will be a companion in DA2 o_O



Garrus: Hawke, need something?

Hawke: Have you got a minute?

Garrus: ...can it wait a minute im in the middle of sharpening my sword.




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Lord Gremlin

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DA2 takes place on artificial planet, created by Reapers.

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Hawke is actually the descendant of Commander Shepard. Dragon Age is actually what happens after Mass Effect 3.

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Lord Gremlin

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Just_mike wrote...

Hawke is actually the descendant of Commander Shepard. Dragon Age is actually what happens after Mass Effect 3.

Why, sounds realistic. Armageddon, end of technology, twisted mutants "darkspawn" created by insane krogan scientist who called himself  The Maker...

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Lord Gremlin wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

Hawke is actually the descendant of Commander Shepard. Dragon Age is actually what happens after Mass Effect 3.

Why, sounds realistic. Armageddon, end of technology, twisted mutants "darkspawn" created by insane krogan scientist who called himself  The Maker...


And the Old Gods are actually Reapers.

#208
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Just_mike wrote...

In Dragon Age 2, you can have Ser Pounce-a-lot, Anders' pet cat, as a Companion. Pounce-a-lot will have the same talents as Dog.


When you do Ser Pounce-A-Lot's companion quest, it turns out she is a Desire Demon. This unlocks Pouncy's Desire Demon skills as well as her normal cat skills.

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The game will require a minimum 6 core CPU to run optimally. For average performance GeForce GTX 480 or Ati Radeon HD 5970 GPUs are required.

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Schwadragon wrote...

DA2 actually takes place during ME2, and involves Hawke trying to recover Shepard's body along with Legion and Liara.


We can all go home now, this thread has been won.

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scottelite

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DA2 is actually viral marketing for DA3, out next week.

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blu_skye wrote...

DA:2 will actually be good.


I see what you did there.

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DA2`s soundtrack will be made by this guy:



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bethany has small boobs

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George W. Bush will voice hawke.

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Flemeth's Dragon Form will be romancible.

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Hawke's beard is a recruitable companion.

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Flemeth will open a dragon farm. She will be respectable. and go in pension with a lot of money. Then she buy a xbox and play DA2 with her own avatar...

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Bruce Campbell is the REAL Voice Actor for male Hawke and many of his lines from "Army of Darkness," such as "Hail to the king, Baby," "Give me some sugar, baby," and "Groovy" are going to be dialogue choices when dealing with romanceable female companions.

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jelly donut

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Mehow_pwn

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Bioware will become a PC only company agian and the sells will incresse by 1.5%

Modifié par Mehow_pwn, 29 août 2010 - 08:07 .


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A forum troll who specializes in posting disgusting pictures will be available as a recruitable companion.

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Bryy_Miller wrote...

blu_skye wrote...

DA:2 will actually be good.


I see what you did there.

oh lol

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There will be a female dwarf companion who is hotter then Bethany and any other female party member combined. All players playing male Hawke will completely forget about all other LIs for male Hawke. Players will be disappointed to know, however, that right when you think they're about to consumate, the female dwarf will push away saying "EWWWW!! GROSS!! I don't have a giant fetish!!" and refuse to talk to you for the rest of the game.



For the rest of the game after, all other characters will make fun of your male Hawke and tell him he has a midget fetish.



(BTW I seriously hope this doesn't actually happen because I hate the people who refer to dwarf love as "having a midget fetish")

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Hawke will open and run a day-care center where adventurers can drop of their children before they go off questing and saving the world.