Dave of Canada wrote...
Didn't read most posts, just skimmed over the recent page. I don't see what's wrong with Zevran hitting on you if you're still playing a straight male character, is it completely odd that an attraction forms without your input? People get hit on in real life without giving off similar vibes.
Alistair: I've been thinking about those ink drawings, what did you call them? Tattoos? Are you... still willing to do one?
Zevran: Oh-ho! You've decided to take the plunge, have you? What is a little pain, am I right?
Alistair: I'm not worried about that. I think they look interesting, though I'd want mine... smaller. When can you do it?
Zevran: Not so fast, my friend. There is an entire
ritual to how this is done, do you not know? First I need to bathe you
in a mixture of olives and rosewater.
Alistair: You need to... bathe me? That seems... odd.
Zevran: No, no, no, not at all. It needs to be worked
into your skin, preparing it to receive the ink. The massage is quite
pleasurable, do not worry. You are in good hands.
Alistair: The... massage? You're... having me on, aren't you?
Zevran: I might be. I might not be. Shall I describe the rest of the ritual to you?
Alistair: Hmm. No. No, on second thought I'll just pass.
Zevran: *Laughs* Excellent choice!