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[Sternchen]

Lyssistr wrote...


 But but if you don't get the spell soon enough?, how's she going to walk, after all she has to leave the red light district and go on feet to fight darkspawn. 

Women are multitasking..  And they said, the spells come quick in DA2

[toastymckracker]

MariSkep wrote...

toastymckracker wrote...

Also, Bethany's top is far from revealing.  She's showing some slight cleavage, which is hardly a big deal at all and not even close to being ****ty.  

Slight? 

Mate, does that word mean the same thing in your neck of the woods as it does in mine?

If you think that top is truly revealing, then there is no hope for you, and there is no pleasing you.  Step outside once in a while, and you will see 16 year old girls wearing tops that are much more revealing than Bethany's.  And yeah, I'm sticking with her showing some slight cleavage, because that's what that she's showing and that's a pure and simple fact.

[upsettingshorts]

MariSkep wrote...
Wanna borrow my Book of Erotic Fantasy? I think there's a section in their about bras.

Okay, but if any of the pages are stuck together we're going to have words.

[Anarya]

MariSkep wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Actually, I don't think the magic in DA would allow for that kind of an enchantment. Seriously going over the schools of magic, the limitations on it and what the mages do and don't do, I don't think they could alter physical properties all that well.

Maybe she got a Tranquil to enchant a Sports Bra of Holding +2FF.

/clearly having way too much fun with the topic at this point

Ok I'm amusing myself to a disturbing degree imagining an item of this description treated seriously ingame.

Wanna borrow my Book of Erotic Fantasy? I think there's a section in their about bras.

Depends. Does it explain what an Antivan Milk Sandwich is?

[Sternchen]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

I don't think it works that way. You can't just go wave your arms aroudn your boobs and remove gravity.
As a woman with knockers the size of Bethany's... if my brother ran up to me yelling, 'C'mon, let's get the hell out of here."
I'd reply with a, "Do I have to run?"
"Well... yes?"
"Not worth it."

[Cyanide Disaster]

Sternchen wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

I don't think it works that way. You can't just go wave your arms aroudn your boobs and remove gravity.
As a woman with knockers the size of Bethany's... if my brother ran up to me yelling, 'C'mon, let's get the hell out of here."
I'd reply with a, "Do I have to run?"
"Well... yes?"
"Not worth it."

I'm completely serious.
If she, or any other character with that model, is going to be running around. They ought to be wearing about two or three sports bras to keep those puppies down and not from bouncing up and hitting someone in the eyes.

[Dave of Canada]

*edit fail*

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 31 août 2010 - 09:03 .

[Anarya]

MariSkep wrote...

Anarya wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Actually, I don't think the magic in DA would allow for that kind of an enchantment. Seriously going over the schools of magic, the limitations on it and what the mages do and don't do, I don't think they could alter physical properties all that well.

Maybe she got a Tranquil to enchant a Sports Bra of Holding +2FF.

/clearly having way too much fun with the topic at this point

Ok I'm amusing myself to a disturbing degree imagining an item of this description treated seriously ingame.

Wanna borrow my Book of Erotic Fantasy? I think there's a section in their about bras.

Depends. Does it explain what an Antivan Milk Sandwich is?

No but there is a noteworthy section devoted to the Gnomish Kama Sutra.

...ew.

[Dave of Canada]

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Right-click and press "view image" to read the smaller text.

[Anarya]

Oh jeez I lost it at "sealing the deep roads"

[Cyanide Disaster]

MariSkep wrote...

Maybe they'll listen to someone relating personal experience about just how much all the back ache and cramps suck. (And that's without having to lug around 20+ pounds of camping equipment.)

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... > .>;

[upsettingshorts]

Hah, nice.



I woulda included "additional inventory," with maybe Hawke sticking his hand down Bethany's shirt to pull out a crossbow or something.

[Anarya]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Maybe they'll listen to someone relating personal experience about just how much all the back ache and cramps suck. (And that's without having to lug around 20+ pounds of camping equipment.)

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... > .>;

I believe he's being sincere, actually. 

[Dave of Canada]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Maybe they'll listen to someone relating personal experience about just how much all the back ache and cramps suck. (And that's without having to lug around 20+ pounds of camping equipment.)

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... > .>;

That would've required far more work than just drawing circles and lines.

[Cyanide Disaster]

Anarya wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...

Maybe they'll listen to someone relating personal experience about just how much all the back ache and cramps suck. (And that's without having to lug around 20+ pounds of camping equipment.)

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... > .>;

I believe he's being sincere, actually. 

I thought so. But sarcastic and sincerity seem very close via. the interwebs.

Modifié par Cyanide Disaster, 31 août 2010 - 09:10 .

[Cyanide Disaster]

MariSkep wrote...


I've essentially said the same things you have and been told they wouldn't be any kind of inconvenience. I've even mentioned how woman athletes have undergone breast reduction surgery because of just how big of a pain they made their jobs.

It's not even just atheles. I'm probably one of the most lazy people ever, and I'd prolly get that dont just to ease the pain a little.

Women carry weight, lots of it if they're boobs are huge, on their chest. It's just... bad. Very bad. I can't even put it into words. But it is 4 AM.

[Dave of Canada]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...


I've essentially said the same things you have and been told they wouldn't be any kind of inconvenience. I've even mentioned how woman athletes have undergone breast reduction surgery because of just how big of a pain they made their jobs.

It's not even just atheles. I'm probably one of the most lazy people ever, and I'd prolly get that dont just to ease the pain a little.

Women carry weight, lots of it if they're boobs are huge, on their chest. It's just... bad. Very bad. I can't even put it into words. But it is 4 AM.

Earlier I said my cousin had to have breast reduction surgery due to how it caused major back pain and made her suffocate if she slept on her back, I was called stupid and mocked for some ungodly reason.

I guess that's just poor trolling, though. /shrug

[Anarya]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...


I've essentially said the same things you have and been told they wouldn't be any kind of inconvenience. I've even mentioned how woman athletes have undergone breast reduction surgery because of just how big of a pain they made their jobs.

It's not even just atheles. I'm probably one of the most lazy people ever, and I'd prolly get that dont just to ease the pain a little.

Women carry weight, lots of it if they're boobs are huge, on their chest. It's just... bad. Very bad. I can't even put it into words. But it is 4 AM.

Earlier I said my cousin had to have breast reduction surgery due to how it caused major back pain and made her suffocate if she slept on her back, I was called stupid and mocked for some ungodly reason.

I guess that's just poor trolling, though. /shrug

It sounds unbelievable, but it's not. Actually the same thing can happen to male bodybuilders if they go overboard with their pecs and stuff (the suffocation bit).

[Cyanide Disaster]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Cyanide Disaster wrote...

MariSkep wrote...


I've essentially said the same things you have and been told they wouldn't be any kind of inconvenience. I've even mentioned how woman athletes have undergone breast reduction surgery because of just how big of a pain they made their jobs.

It's not even just atheles. I'm probably one of the most lazy people ever, and I'd prolly get that dont just to ease the pain a little.

Women carry weight, lots of it if they're boobs are huge, on their chest. It's just... bad. Very bad. I can't even put it into words. But it is 4 AM.

Earlier I said my cousin had to have breast reduction surgery due to how it caused major back pain and made her suffocate if she slept on her back, I was called stupid and mocked for some ungodly reason.

I guess that's just poor trolling, though. /shrug

Well, I'm getting breast reduction (actually, my parents are making me get it done, but I agree with it) because I can't sleep on my back without waking up feeling all... twisted? Because you gotta tilt you body so you can breathe, etc. Then there is the whole... they make you more tired. I think they suck the energy out of you.
I'm not even kidding. Life was so much easier before them.

[Sternchen]

Cyanide Disaster wrote...


Well, I'm getting breast reduction (actually, my parents are making me get it done, but I agree with it) because I can't sleep on my back without waking up feeling all... twisted? Because you gotta tilt you body so you can breathe, etc. Then there is the whole... they make you more tired. I think they suck the energy out of you.
I'm not even kidding. Life was so much easier before them.

Yes, i agree with you. The guys don´t know anything of these things...