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[The Hardest Thing In The World]

Varric IS actually Hawke. He came out with Hawke during the interrogation when he saw a hawk flew by from the window of the tower of the Chantry.

The game ends with Varric saying: "And like that, he's gone."

Modifié par The Hardest Thing In The World, 31 août 2010 - 02:10 .

[Arrtis]

Hawke becomes a ghoul if you are knocked unconcious.

[Fieryeel]

The Chantry turns out to be an evil organisation hell-bent on controlling the world.

[Arrtis]

Fieryeel wrote...

The Chantry turns out to be an evil organisation hell-bent on controlling the world.

I thought it was obvious.

[The Hardest Thing In The World]

Fieryeel wrote...

The Chantry turns out to be an evil organisation hell-bent on controlling the world.

Where's the twist in this one? The Chantry is hell-bent on mind-controlling the world about the Maker.

[DrunkenMonkey]

the game ends with the warden killing hawke as he walks into the sunset with beth she askes him why did he kill her brother the warden then just says 'i am hawke' beth shocked backs away 'but but we had.......' the warden/hawke turns around and smiles mwhahahahahahahah

[Wulfram]

Darkspawn blood has midichrorians in it.

[Feraele]

Duncan comes back from the dead

[HarryThePlotter]

The fear of the plot twist that the entire setup it is "all a dream" or it was "someone else's dream" is more real that you guys anticipate..... remember that the fade is a realm of dreams... I hate the authors that go all existential on my ****

[JRCHOharry]

Hawke decides to quit his job as Champion of Kirkwall and joins the baseball team against his fathers wishes.

[Proodle]

As the game ends, Hawke's surroundings begin to blur and twist apart. Everything goes white ... You then wake up upon the Animus, you're not Hawke, you're Desmond.

[Mehow_pwn]

The main charcter dies by his own sword saying.. MY VENGACEIS COMPLEEEETE.... and then he revives and does the same thing over but this time.. he gets stoped by his arch enemy and they live happily ever after

[MortalEngines]

Varric is just making up the whole story and Hawke was brought up as the Champion of Kirkwall from birth (like a title..)

[Harley_Dude]

Your spacesuit depressurizes in space and you don't explode, you are subject to subzero temperatures in space and your cells don't rupture, you fall through the atmosphere of a planet and don't burn up and then you hit the ground at terminal velocity and don't turn into human paste.

[Heretical Sound]

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the Darkspawns
"I will fire at him" said the Archdemon and fired the magiks. Hawke blud magiked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Darkwspawns" he shouted
Varric said "No, Hawke. You are the darkspawns"
Then Hawke was a ghoul.

:happy:Cookies for the reference. :happy:

Modifié par Heretical Sound, 31 août 2010 - 03:25 .

[Arrtis]

The first Archdemon was never killed.

[svenus97]

At the ending, Shepard wakes up and says :"Huh, I had a weird dream, some guy named Hawke and some dragons"

[Shadow_broker]

I was the archdemon

[ErichHartmann]

Duncan is Hawke's father.

[nightcobra]

the end boss dies with a hit to the head by a piece of metal falling from the sky, in it is only inscribed 3 words unknown to thedas (sir isaac newton)

[JxG91]

Hawke finds out he has a major Oedipus complex and spends the whole game trying to bone his mother.



Bethany is the reincarnate of Andraste. She was born in a manger. She was conceived through immaculate conception. Hawke takes this as meaning he can bone her since she's only half related to him.



Duncan joins your party because he never really died. You're treated to a cutscene where he goes all Jackie Chan on the approaching darkspawn and then flies away to a far away land on a gorilla. Hawke spends the game trying to bone him because he secretly has a thing for men with beards.



One of the sentient darkspawn join your party and Hawke spends the game trying bone them because he has a thing for things that look like corpses.



After boning everything with a pulse (including Flemeth, broodmothers, those spider things, etc...) Hawke dies of a mysterious STD. You spend the remainder of the game trying to find out who has the STD that killed Hawke.

[Lord Gremlin]

Arrtis wrote...

Bethany is possesed by flemeth and is used as insurance to keep hawke under her control.

This. Either this or forcing Hawke to obey Flemeth like an idiot.

[Rovay]

Lord Gremlin wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Bethany is possesed by flemeth and is used as insurance to keep hawke under her control.

This. Either this or forcing Hawke to obey Flemeth like an idiot.

I'd prefer it the other way round: Flemeth is possed by Bethany and forces Hawke to obey her like an idiot.

[Herr Uhl]

Hawke is Hawke's father. Even if Hawke is female.