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[DarkSpiral]

I have a serious one.



You discover, at any point in the game, that you are somehow marked as special. Chosen of prophecy, descended from ancient heroes, possesed by an unspecified spirit that for some reason allows you to maintain yoru own will, I don't care. I've decided I really like the idea of being a genuine nobody that carves his own destiny out of the world around him.



And before anyone mentions it, yes I know the term destiny is leaned on really heavily in the cinematic trailer. And it made me heave a great sigh.

[GameBoyish]

Varric leaned in extra-close and Hawke looked into his gothic red eyes (he
was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow
and evilness and then suddenly Hawke didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as Hawke Varric kissed her passionately. Varric climbed on top of her and dey started to make out keenly against a
tree. He took of her top and she took of his clothes. She even took of her
bra. Then he put his thingie into her you-know-what and dey did it for the
first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” Hawke screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We
started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was………………………………………………....... Flemeth!

:bandit:The reference should be fairly obvious, methinks:blush:

[Oblivious]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Varric leaned in extra-close and Hawke looked into his gothic red eyes (he
was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow
and evilness and then suddenly Hawke didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as Hawke Varric kissed her passionately. Varric climbed on top of her and dey started to make out keenly against a
tree. He took of her top and she took of his clothes. She even took of her
bra. Then he put his thingie into her you-know-what and dey did it for the
first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” Hawke screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We
started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was………………………………………………....... Flemeth!

:bandit:The reference should be fairly obvious, methinks:blush:

:mellow:My opinion of you has forever-more changed

[Arrtis]

Hawke is really male even if you select female....

[upsettingshorts]

Bethany sees dead people.

And Hawke was dead the whole time.

Also, Varric is a sled.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 01 septembre 2010 - 09:16 .

[GameBoyish]

Oblivious wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Varric leaned in extra-close and Hawke looked into his gothic red eyes (he
was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow
and evilness and then suddenly Hawke didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as Hawke Varric kissed her passionately. Varric climbed on top of her and dey started to make out keenly against a
tree. He took of her top and she took of his clothes. She even took of her
bra. Then he put his thingie into her you-know-what and dey did it for the
first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” Hawke screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We
started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was………………………………………………....... Flemeth!

:bandit:The reference should be fairly obvious, methinks:blush:

:mellow:My opinion of you has forever-more changed

Why so serious? This.

[GameBoyish]

filaminstrel wrote...

Er, I assume that's based on one of those terrible fanfics like Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? lol.. If not I have no idea.

Yeah! It's actually teh GOFFIK HARRY POTTER FANFIC OF DOOM!

Makes a great drinking game. See TvTropes.

[SirOccam]

filaminstrel wrote...

Er, I assume that's based on one of those terrible fanfics like Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? lol.. If not I have no idea.

Yeah, pretty much. Only Harry Potter this time.

Edit: I R slow.

Modifié par SirOccam, 01 septembre 2010 - 09:21 .

[SirOccam]

Last line of the game: "No, Hawke, you are the darkspawns."

[Oblivious]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Varric leaned in extra-close and Hawke looked into his gothic red eyes (he
was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow
and evilness and then suddenly Hawke didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as Hawke Varric kissed her passionately. Varric climbed on top of her and dey started to make out keenly against a
tree. He took of her top and she took of his clothes. She even took of her
bra. Then he put his thingie into her you-know-what and dey did it for the
first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” Hawke screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We
started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was………………………………………………....... Flemeth!

:bandit:The reference should be fairly obvious, methinks:blush:

:mellow:My opinion of you has forever-more changed

Why so serious? This.

:mellow:I never took you for the type to read that terrible terrible abomination

[DarkSpiral]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

filaminstrel wrote...

Er, I assume that's based on one of those terrible fanfics like Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? lol.. If not I have no idea.

Yeah! It's actually teh GOFFIK HARRY POTTER FANFIC OF DOOM!

Makes a great drinking game. See TvTropes.

Before you posted this, I had no idea tara-whatever-the-rest-of-her-name-is existed, nor her abominable butcehry of the English language and J.K Rowlings IP.  I should hate you forever for doing this to0 me, but I am a superior being (who is definetly not a goth) and therefore forgive you.

You do, however, win.  There cannot ever be a WORSE plot twist.

[DarkSpiral]

filaminstrel wrote...
I see. The internet never fails to.. enrich. Yes, that is the word I will use. I am now "enriched" for having come across this.. gem.

Ok, that was a laugh-out-loud moment.  Funny enough I actually spelled the words out properly.

[GameBoyish]

Oblivious wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Varric leaned in extra-close and Hawke looked into his gothic red eyes (he
was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow
and evilness and then suddenly Hawke didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as Hawke Varric kissed her passionately. Varric climbed on top of her and dey started to make out keenly against a
tree. He took of her top and she took of his clothes. She even took of her
bra. Then he put his thingie into her you-know-what and dey did it for the
first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” Hawke screamed. She was beginning to get an orgasm. We
started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was………………………………………………....... Flemeth!

:bandit:The reference should be fairly obvious, methinks:blush:

:mellow:My opinion of you has forever-more changed

Why so serious? This.

:mellow:I never took you for the type to read that terrible terrible abomination

I blame TvTropes and my sister

EDIT: Thank you DarkSpiral XP

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 01 septembre 2010 - 09:52 .

[Lady of the Waters]

Oh my goodness! That is the most tragic piece of fanfic rubbish I have ever seen. Oh well, I must admit it gave me a good laugh.

[Koremark]

Hawke and Company Defeat the Darkspawn at Lothering with the Infamous

Ferelden River Dance.

[upsettingshorts]

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

A Deus ex machina plot device. Everything looks doomed to failure, but a magic reset button just appears out of nowhere and saves the day.

The Wormhole aliens kill the Reapers just as they're about to destroy Deep Space N... the Citadel.

[Nowshin]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Oblivious wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Why so serious? This.

:mellow:I never took you for the type to read that terrible terrible abomination

I blame TvTropes and my sister

EDIT: Thank you DarkSpiral XP

:lol: Thank you so much for enlightening us with this abominable piece of duchiness:wizard:

[Giant ambush beetle]

Chris Priestly wrote...

Worst possible? Hmm....

Ok how about "... and it was all a dream."

Well, It worked in Inception. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

- Someone turns out to be your father.

- You kill The Warden

- Worse, The Warden is killed by rocks or a stampede of sheep.

- Morrigan turns out to be Flemeth (God I would hate that so much)

- Flemeth kills Morrigan (same)

- Sten shows up and is killed immediately.

- That Hawke is really the most important person in history

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

- Someone turns out to be your father.

 
Doesn't everyone have a father?

[ErichHartmann]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

- Someone turns out to be your father.

 
Doesn't everyone have a father?

Some things are better left as a mystery.  It would end up being a lame imitation of Darth Vader being Luke Skywalkers father.