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[upsettingshorts]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Doesn't everyone have a father?

Not Anakin Skywalker!

Ooh, that gives me another idea:

Magic power doesnt come from lyrium, but midichlorians!

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 01 septembre 2010 - 03:21 .

[rooky91]

You discover DA2 is acutally a Forum Game here on the Bioware website which you've all been playing, unkowningly, since signing up.

[Tempest]

You find out that Flemeth is actually Hawke's Fathers, Uncles, cousins, brothers former room-mate.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

Doesn't everyone have a father?

Not Anakin Skywalker!

Ooh, that gives me another idea:

Magic power doesnt come from lyrium, but midichlorians!

Yeah...not only would I never buy another Bioware game but there would be a flaming brown sack filled with poop at the front door of the Bioware headquarters in Edmonton for some unlucky intern to be ordered to stomp out. Yes, I would drive or fly up there just for that. 

[DrunkenMonkey]

hawke used the ending..........But it failed

[TheSpaceKraken]

Thedas is the fade and vice versa. It is discovered that demons took over Thedas, kicked all mortals into the fade, disguised it as Thedas, and created the Qunari and Darkspawn to constantly bombard mortals with exalted marches and blights because, as everyone knows, demons are sadistic bastards.

[ICevoL]

Hawke is busy becoming the bestest thing ever to walk the face of Thedas, so Bethany wanders off into subplot hell and ends up the target of a crazed maniac. After several near misses that completely defy logic, she escapes through the woods... only to become prey of another kind when she gets her foot caught in a cougar trap!

This DA2 sidequest brought to you by the letter K and the number 24

[Blessed Silence]

Gerudan wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Bethany gets kidnapped and locked in a tower guarded by a dragon!

The moment, Bethany gets kidnapped, I'll turn the game off and send it back to Bioware. 

ROFL I would have to agree.  So cliche.

Hm ... I'd say you enter an abandoned house and stumbled into a closet only to be transported into Narnia!

[ICevoL]

Faust1979 wrote...

... the main character saves bethany at the end but gets knocked out. They get rescued by some of their friends and taken to an inn so the doctor can look them over. The main character says he has to brush his teeth, he goes into the bathroom and starts squeezing the toothpaste into the sink and starts laughing manically and starts saying how's bethany? how's bethany? and he keeps laughing and he looks into the mirror and we see Flemeth's face looking back smiling devilishly, roll credits.

"Varric, I'm holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies..."

*sends a damn fine cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie*

[MKDAWUSS]

Plot twist:

[The Hardest Thing In The World]

It's revealed in the end that the main antagonist was actually Hawke himself. They are actually dissociated personalities in the same body. Hawke realises that the only way to defeat himself is to cut his throat with his dagger, which he did. The main antagonist collapses and is no more. His companions look on and muttered, "That's one tough mother****er" as blood is still gushing out from his throat. Then his love interest came over and Hawke assures her, "Trust me everything will be fine. You met me in a very strange time in my life" and holds her hand as they watch the whole of Kirkwall engulfs in flame on top of a bell tower.

Modifié par The Hardest Thing In The World, 01 septembre 2010 - 06:04 .

[Sharleth]

Flemeth, now defeated by grey warden and with morrigan gone, searches for a new host. She finds Wynn and takes over her body. Then she saves Hawke and his crew and in return wants him to impregnate her. he does and she raises this child, takes it over, and then has to fight Morrigan's god child....

yes yes far fetched i know lol

All i know is something Very Eeevil must have happened if the chantry is interrogating Varric!

Modifié par Sharleth, 01 septembre 2010 - 06:31 .

[Sharleth]

no matter what something VERY Evil occurrs in order for the chantry to be going up Varric's butt.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

It would be better if Sten became Ironchef Ferelden and you had to challenge him on his television show, preparing nug for five courses in an hour. Nug ice cream anyone?

[Kandene]

The reason the chantry wants to know more about Hawke is because he's a reincarnated Andraste.

[Shadow_broker]

Plot twist!

Hawke is a sex addict

[ProudNegro]

Hawke is addicted to Crack and usually doesnt have enough money to buy it so he works as a prostitute

[Arrtis]

Hawke is a self righteous prude.

[Heavenblade]

MKDAWUSS wrote...

Plot twist:

"The Arishok told me that 'the qun is a bunch of rubbish.'"
"But Sten... it was the entire basis of your belief system!"
"I don't question my orders. The Arishok says become a missionary, I become a missionary"
"But Sten... What about your tradition? What about everything you hold dear?! This is madness!"
"This is Seheron. Now are you going to look at the quest board or not?"
*Hawke meekly goes over to the chantry board."
"Awww, these are all lame fetch quests. Don't you have anything better for me to do?!"
"No."

[Malanek]

rooky91 wrote...

It was all a dream!

Inception did good things with this twist, and multiple times!

[Shad0wOGRE]

Hawke jumps a shark while water skiing.. in a leather jacket...

[Anathemic]

Hawke dies.. oh wait... that would be nice

[Arrtis]

Hawke never sleeps.