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#76
Greifvogel

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I don't think I've seen a bookworm romance in a Bioware game yet.
Awkwardness would have to be dealt with so that she would not be an
Alistaira.



Zevais wrote...

I want a closet case bookworm that cries everytime that I touch her, but she begs me for more when I stop.


Hentai will likely feed your urges alot sooner.

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Anarya wrote...

Daewan wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Daewan wrote...

I'd like a tall, hunky Templar who feels guilty about both his love for men and love for mages that I can seduce. *sigh*
Oh, wait, you said *straight* male Hawke romances. Ooops, my bad.


Like a less creepy Cullen! Can he be romanceable by the wimmins also? I like this idea.

Oh right, busty babes. Uh, I guess you could make this templar a lady and romance her with a male mage?


Sure.  Hot Templar love for everybody!  Yum!


Yay! *high five* What is it about Templars that makes them so enticing? Is it the snazzy skirted armor or the forbidden fruit aspect? Hm.


Stop trolling

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DanteCousland wrote...

im man. man beat women. women just vagina on legs. get in kitchen sandwich make **** please.


You sounded like a certain hero when you said (or typed) that. A certain hero one who could describe as... rubbish.

Now compare women to Lord of the Rings!

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Greifvogel wrote...


I don't think I've seen a bookworm romance in a Bioware game yet.
Awkwardness would have to be dealt with so that she would not be an
Alistaira.



Zevais wrote...

I want a closet case bookworm that cries everytime that I touch her, but she begs me for more when I stop.


Hentai will likely feed your urges alot sooner.


Tali was a akward techworm, that's pretty close

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I want a strong, intelligent, and very attractive female character. But one that [b]is not afraid to talk about how she feels or do something about it. Think Lara Croft minus the "I'm just to good for your sorry male [donkey]" attitude.

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Ambassador Udina wrote...

Too much estrogen in here. This is an outrage!



#82
DanteCousland

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Behindyounow wrote...

DanteCousland wrote...

im man. man beat women. women just vagina on legs. get in kitchen sandwich make **** please.


You sounded like a certain hero when you said (or typed) that. A certain hero one who could describe as... rubbish.

Now compare women to Lord of the Rings!

consoles suck. if you have console fail. pc best. pc beats all. big penis i. pc love lord of the rings. dragon age sucks. lord of the rings better. pc is best. women like sauron a sideways vagina.

Modifié par DanteCousland, 31 août 2010 - 07:03 .


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Behindyounow wrote...

You sounded like a certain hero when you said (or typed) that. A certain hero one who could describe as... rubbish.

Now compare women to Lord of the Rings!


Don't say that name! I haven't seen him posting any comparison topics of late, maybe he got bored finally.

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That's just because you picked the correct dialogue response that didn't lead to you finding her eyelash collection in her pack and Lelianna later boiling your mabari for dinner one night.

Her laugh is damn creepy to me if you pick the "Sure, where's the jar?" option (paraphrasing). The option about "That's not the only thing that's pretty" works alright, but doesn't fit the personality of most of my wardens. At least she doesn't sound like a stalker in her response to that dialogue line.

As far as Leliana calling Sten a "softie" it's one of my favorite party banters in the game. Posted Image


Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.
Sten: Oh?
Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.
Sten: What are you talking about?
Leliana: You. Playing with that kitten.
Sten: ...There was no kitten.
Leliana: Sten, I saw you. You dangling a piece of twine for it.
Sten: I was helping it train.
Leliana: You're a big softie!
Sten: We will never speak of this again.
Leliana: Softie!<3


  • Sten: Stop that.
  • Leliana: (Giggles) Stop what?
  • Sten: That. Looking at me and giggling.
  • Leliana: I can't help it! You are so big and stoic! Who
    would have thought you'd be a big softie?
  • Sten: Stop saying that. I am a soldier of the Beresaad. I
    am not a "softie."
  • Leliana: (Giggles) Softie.
  • Sten: ...I hate humans.
Hm, ok. Lets get back to be the manliest of the manly man now. :bandit: With real beards and stuff.

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Behindyounow wrote...

DanteCousland wrote...

im man. man beat women. women just vagina on legs. get in kitchen sandwich make **** please.


You sounded like a certain hero when you said (or typed) that. A certain hero one who could describe as... rubbish.

Now compare women to Lord of the Rings!

LOL :lol:

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ok...this is most amusing thread i've read in a while

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Shadow_broker wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Daewan wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Daewan wrote...

I'd like a tall, hunky Templar who feels guilty about both his love for men and love for mages that I can seduce. *sigh*
Oh, wait, you said *straight* male Hawke romances. Ooops, my bad.


Like a less creepy Cullen! Can he be romanceable by the wimmins also? I like this idea.

Oh right, busty babes. Uh, I guess you could make this templar a lady and romance her with a male mage?


Sure.  Hot Templar love for everybody!  Yum!


Yay! *high five* What is it about Templars that makes them so enticing? Is it the snazzy skirted armor or the forbidden fruit aspect? Hm.


Stop trolling


You've got a funny definition of trolling.

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Greifvogel wrote...

Hentai will likely feed your urges alot sooner.


Just got pictures of some super-moe megane girl fumbling around and complete with luminescent blushing. She needs some kind of school uniform for it to be complete.

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I'd take a brothel filled with giant puns over a LI any day.

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Um yeah, no tall hunky romanceable wimminz khtx. Just tall, maybe. Qunari, y'know.

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Greifvogel wrote...


I don't think I've seen a bookworm romance in a Bioware game yet.
Awkwardness would have to be dealt with so that she would not be an
Alistaira.



Zevais wrote...

I want a closet case bookworm that cries everytime that I touch her, but she begs me for more when I stop.


Hentai will likely feed your urges alot sooner.


That is why I have that open in the window next to this forum on my desktop.

#92
DanteCousland

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Anaryas avatar is hot...wait, did I just say that out loud *cough*. I suppose because it looks so much like Morrigan.

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filaminstrel wrote...

Um yeah, no tall hunky romanceable wimminz khtx. Just tall, maybe. Qunari, y'know.


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Death by snu snu!

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Ciryx wrote...

I feel superawkward now seeing that no other guy beside me has commented on the thing that he would have liked conversation/relationship wise. D:

Personally, I find that our technical limitations do not allow us to make sufficiently adequate relationships.  They all just seem so fake and useless to me without being governed by some sort of poem-writing supercomputer that can actually fall in love.

So I give Morrigan some gifts, and give her an even specialer gift I obtain five hours into the game, we do the horizontal monster mash, and then she just says something slightly different when I click on her portrait for the remaining thirty hours after the "relationship content" runs out.

I do this stuff for the achievements, but I feel awfully foolish in the act.

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DanteCousland wrote...

Anaryas avatar is hot...wait, did I just say that out loud *cough*. I suppose because it looks so much like Morrigan.


isnt tis a modded version of morrigan? :o

Do tell Anarya!

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Where's the guy handing out the Yorkie bars? (not sure if that translates outside of Britain, but I want one none-the-less)



Anyway, I don't suppose I could just romance Leliana again? Of all the two games I've played with romances, hers was the best. Failing that, I guess I'll leave it up to the writers, no doubt they can make better characters than me.



(I am a man, btw, that's just my last character <<)

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Heavenblade wrote...

Ambassador Udina wrote...

Too much estrogen in here. This is an outrage!


Posted ImageHere's Megan Fox. Happy?
Would love to see a LI look like her ingamePosted Image

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You know what would be even better than a Templar that you can seduce? A Rogue to join in the fun! A hot threesome with great cleavage and deft hands! Who wouldn't want that?

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DanteCousland

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I thought it was a fuller faced sacred ashes morrigan maybe?. I do like the original though.

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DanteCousland wrote...

Anaryas avatar is hot...wait, did I just say that out loud *cough*. I suppose because it looks so much like Morrigan.


You're not alone in thinking that. I get a lot of complimentary PMs to that effect. She looks sorta like Morrigan's friendlier-looking sister.

In my defense I've been partial to the golden eyes with black hair thing for a very long time.