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What do men want to see in their romances? (sexist jokes will be reported)


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Khayness

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I want to see unrequited love.

I want to roleplay a closet mysoginist heartbraker!

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Greifvogel wrote...

It's been probably suggested by now but a demon would be interesting. One who has been around long enough to prefer a peaceful existence instead of violent rampages. She (or he) would lack common sense and subtlety, leading up to awkward moments between you two as well as between your partymates.

It would be also hinted she/he is a pride/desire demon. That'd be interesting.

Okay, off I go to watch Buffy.


I'm all for this. Right down to watching Buffy. :D

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Shadow_broker

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I wanna motorboat flemmeth


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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Russalka wrote...

I had a quasi-femcrush on Legend of the Seeker version of Kahlan Amnell.
Bridget Regan! Image IPB

Image IPB

She was beautiful and strong, a good balance between "eye-candy" and dignified demeanor. Perhaps sort of a mystic warrior type aswell, which could work well in DA2. Image IPB


If she wears that outfit, I endorse this.

...though I still really need to re-watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  Oh Elsa, why'd you have to be so evil...


/signed 
I loved that show. Felt classic. And when they did those close-ups of Kahlan you could see those big blue eyes.
In any way, a tall female Qunari with awesome legs is win for me anyway.  

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Shadow_broker wrote...

I wanna motorboat flemmeth


No you don't. 

Remember what happens to all the men she takes to her bed? :mellow:

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sexist jokes?

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SirOccam

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Russalka wrote...

I had a quasi-femcrush on Legend of the Seeker version of Kahlan Amnell.
Bridget Regan! Image IPB

Image IPB

She was beautiful and strong, a good balance between "eye-candy" and dignified demeanor. Perhaps sort of a mystic warrior type aswell, which could work well in DA2. Image IPB

Let's not forget the lovely Cara:

Image IPB

Image IPB

They did use her for fanservice a lot, but they didn't need to. She and the actress that plays her are just amazing; I was spellbound all through season 2. It helps that she has a lot in common with Morrigan and Jack. :)

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Ryuukishi

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I like my video game women harsh, difficult, and a little evil.

Bring on more like Morrigan and Jack.

Modifié par Ryuukishi, 01 septembre 2010 - 08:29 .


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Mecha Tengu

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I hate seeing polar opposites



kind, good, nosy, religious women



and harsh, cold, self centered women



can haz something in between? or something unique

and no more school girl crushes that appeal to nerds (tali)

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Very much like the Han Solod  Princess Lawa relationship. Pretend very much love  each other but really hate actually each other.

Modifié par Rubbish Hero, 02 septembre 2010 - 01:55 .


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Merlin Dawnweaver

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kind, good, nosy, religious women

and harsh, cold, self centered women

Perhaps less extreme characters are less noticeable / interesting - Tsuntsuns and Nadeshikos are unique precisely because they are so extreme.

Modifié par Merlin Dawnweaver, 02 septembre 2010 - 02:02 .


#162
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As I mentioned in some other threads, I like 'em crazy. So I'd go for a LI similar to River Tam from Firefly. She can cut my chest with a knife and threaten to kill me with her brain all she wants, but I will not back down. Her cute (and sometimes a bit creepy) antics are so worth it. Image IPB

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Speakof chinaesian people, flying daggers love story very good.
Man arrogant boy child send mission blind girl, but girl no really blind eventually fall ijn love big war, man annoyed knife throw, two men fight and snow. Girl kill man annoyed but kill herself do so. Very emotional,. Bamboo sticks thing also very good.

Modifié par Rubbish Hero, 02 septembre 2010 - 02:26 .


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love like old days old man traveling woman in kitchen send supplies

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Dave of Canada

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An evil Qunari girl (pure evil, like.. you couldn't defend her intentions at all) who joins you out of boredom, she doesn't argue against your good motives but finds them boring (losing approval).

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ProudNegro

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qunari have kitchen no stay out unless to send supplies

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Mecha Tengu

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ProudNegro wrote...

love like old days old man traveling woman in kitchen send supplies


lol the kitchin

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I want to betrayed at the end and left for dead, yet they feel sorry about it

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ignore this post

Modifié par BigOzzie, 02 septembre 2010 - 04:43 .


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Dave of Canada wrote...

An evil Qunari girl (pure evil, like.. you couldn't defend her intentions at all) who joins you out of boredom, she doesn't argue against your good motives but finds them boring (losing approval).


I wouldn't mind this as long as she doesn't try to cover it up with some lame philosophical viewpoint such as "survival of the fittest." I'd love a strong and beautiful woman who doesn't feel the need to constantly explain to me why I'm wrong for doing what I do in silly and shallow moralistic and philosophical terms.

I will kill who I please, love who I please, rob who I please, and help who I please. And she wouldn't annoy me with some sermon or ridiculously pointless observation of the situation at every turn.

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1. Ask Hawke questions. Ask how he is, how he's doing, how he's feeling. Ask him what his opinions are - on her, the relationship, and anything. Likewise, I want Hawke to be able to ask the same of her.
2. I want to see conflict. Maybe she's afraid to love. Maybe she's afraid she'll lose you. Something that doesn't make the romance 100% problem free.
3. Similar to #1, she should tell Hawke what she thinks of the relationship, what she thinks of him, how much he means to her and in what way, without Hawke necessarily asking.
4. To show Hawke how much she cares for him, she should give him a gift(s) or some sort of activity like going somewhere beautiful together, going out hunting, etc. Likewise, Hawke should be able to do the same.

So... basically Morrigan?:huh:

Wow, Hawkeyed interpreted my list near-perfect:lol:

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Greifvogel wrote...

It's been probably suggested by now but a demon would be interesting. One who has been around long enough to prefer a peaceful existence instead of violent rampages. She (or he) would lack common sense and subtlety, leading up to awkward moments between you two as well as between your partymates.

It would be also hinted she/he is a pride/desire demon. That'd be interesting.

Okay, off I go to watch Buffy.


Wonderful idea. That could be really awesome. :-)

Hope you had fun watching B, btw. ;)

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Well, when it comes to personality, being an atheist myself, the only thing I care about is that she doesn't act like Leliana or Ashley when it comes to religion. She's free to believe in anything she wants and discuss it occasionally, just so long she doesn't shove her views down my throat all the time.



As for races, well a female elf is a must and I'm pretty sure they've already made a female human romance option. Other than that, I agree with those who suggested more exotic species, like desire demonesses, or spirits (like the Lady of the Forest), or qunari.



When it comes to options, I think it's time to finally allow us a viable three-way romance, like they did in Jade Empire. If for nothing else, then to reduce the predictability of their formula. We know they will give us the dialogue option to suggest something like that when the time comes in the romance plot, but in the last three games (ME, ME2, DA:O) that option was a dummy - rejected by default. Perhaps it's time to mix it up a little.

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MariSkep wrote...

No Lelianas. I really don't want to have to put up with yet another party member who refuses to apply any level of critical thought to her life and beliefs.

W: You should examine your beliefs.
L: You-you are sooo pessimistic!
W: ... I don't follow.

She was loyal (to an extent) and sorta fun to talk to I guess but I'm not someone who responds to friendly chatter. Give me a woman who won't think twice over taking me to task and will go knuckle for knuckle with me. As far as I'm concerned that's better than the actual foreplay.


No atheists I really don't want to have to put up with yet another
party member who refuses to open their eyes to the greater truth and remian ignorant.

See? I can do that too.
Keep your hatered of religion out of Thedas.


I don't get you people...saying that Leliana is anoyingly religious. I guess everyone that expresses his religion, regardless of when and why, is annyoingly religious?
She doesn't mention it unless the conversation goes that way. She's not rubbing itno anyones face or constantly mentiinign it. How is that annoyingly religious?

Modifié par Lotion Soronnar, 02 septembre 2010 - 09:10 .


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A girl who's strong (Warrior or Thief strong) and maybe dedicated to a service of something or someone. (except for religion I don't mix well with that don't know why) Someone who wouldn't think of love in their life at all so it either comes up out of no where or makes me work for my romance! Foreign women are nice they add a mysterious quality to them wether it be race or country (or both!).

I like having the prospect of screwing things up but I would hate to find out that there was no hope to begin with! At least give me a chance to make it work out all right! Personally I'm hoping for a Qunari romance or an Elf romance but an elf that's born nowhere near Ferelden or Kirkwall. It's my Ideal I suppose :lol:

Modifié par Rykn, 02 septembre 2010 - 09:14 .