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[Monica21]

6. A membership to a Cheese of the Month club

[Inzhuna]

(5) Fresh socks! (based on that banter with Wynne )

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

4. The book, "Leadership for Dummies" http://www.dummies.c...0764551760.html

[KnightofPhoenix]

3) Duncan's severed head.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

2) A copy of the Kama Sutra (he could use the help. . .)

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

1. Morrigan Voodoo Doll


Top 10 characters you can't recruit.

Modifié par Jacks Smirking Revenge, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:07 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

10) Kardol

[Zjarcal]

@KoP: You're delightfully evil!

(9) Sgt. Kylon

Modifié par Zjarcal, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:12 .

[Monica21]

8) Jowan

[RavenousBear]

7) Uldred

Modifié par Caak7i, 05 septembre 2010 - 07:16 .

[DWSmiley]

(6) Sandal

[Morwen Eledhwen]

5) Isabela

[PoisonTheCity]

3) Bann Teagan

[CalJones]

2) Ser Otto

[Zjarcal]

(1) Shianni!

Top 10 possible banters between Loghain and Alistair if Alistair didn't leave the party when sparing Loghain

Modifié par Zjarcal, 05 septembre 2010 - 08:02 .

[PoisonTheCity]

10) Anything an Alistair who is engaged to Anora would have to say to Loghain about him being his father in law

[Zjarcal]

*Related to number 10*

(9)

Loghain: Anora can't get a decent match it seems.

Alistair: What?

Loghain: First Cailan and now... this.

Alistair: Oh yes, because she is such a great catch herself.

Loghair: Curb your tongue bastard, before I curb it myself.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 06 septembre 2010 - 07:06 .

[DWSmiley]

(8) Revenge of the Pink Alistair:

Alistair: Loghain?

Loghain: Yes?

Alistair: Are you wounded?

Loghain: No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness.

Alistair: So what we need is more light.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

7) [this is assuming that Alistair is named king at the Landsmeet and does not marry Anora]

Alistair: So, I'm going to be crowned king when this is all over, right?

Loghain: *Sigh* Yes. . .

Alistair: And you'll have to bow to me and call me "Your Majesty", won't you?

Loghain: Ugh. . .Perhaps I shall move to Orzammar and join the Legion. . .

Alistair: Then I shall come and visit you and we will discuss battle plans. Oh, that's right! You're not a commander of armies anymore. You're not a Teyrn, you're not even the Queen's father. How does that make you feel?

Loghain: *Growls* Like a poisoned man with a death sentence, a history of regicide and nothing left to lose.

Alistair: *Gulp* Um. . .Can we go back to camp, please? I think I need to change my undergarments.

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 06 septembre 2010 - 07:35 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

5) [This is assuming that Anora is named Queen and does not agree to marry Alistair]

Alistair: So. . .your daughter: has she always been like that?

Loghain: Like. . .what?

Alistair: Well. . .you know. Someone who always seems to get what she wants. I mean, I'm not king, you're not Regent, Anora has the throne outright. How did that happen?

Loghain: Hah. . .Yes, most of the time she has been exactly like that.

Alistair: So do you think this was her plan all along? To be Queen all by herself?

Loghain: Well, she'll have to get married and produce an heir at some point, I suppose. Someone weak and easily led, I imagine, like Cailan.

Alistair: And yet she doesn't think I fit the bill. Perhaps she has a higher opinion of my strength of character than you do.

Loghain: Perhaps she decided that she'd sipped from that family cup and has declined to sample it further.

Alistair: May I remind you that that "cup" was. . .um. . .poured. . .from your best friend?

Loghain: Pah. . .I wouldn't have married him, either.

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 07 septembre 2010 - 02:15 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

4) [This is assuming that Alistair is to become king and will marry Anora, but is not hardened]

Alistair: *small, whimpering sigh*

Loghain: WHAT. . .are you whining about now?!?

Alistair: Nothing. . .it's just. . .I'm going to be king. . .and I'm getting married! It's just waiting for me, there at the end of this Blight. It all happened so fast.

Loghain: The Blight is what you have to worry about. Being king with Anora will be easy for someone like you.

Alistair: Someone like me? You mean someone like Cailan?

Loghain: Exactly. She'll know just how to handle you. All you'll have to do is relax and let her take over.

Alistair: [slightly horrified] Yes. . .I know, Cailan told me stories about that. . .*shudders* It sounded a bit much for me, but Cailan seemed to like it.

Loghain: Seemed to like wha. . .*chokes* You are talking about my daughter, you wart on a Bronto's backside! Remember that!

Alistair: All right, all right; Maker's pants. . .

Loghain: *rumbles*. . .

Alistair: . . .Speaking of Brontos, is it true that Anora keeps a harness and a pair of riding breeches in her bedchamber. . .?

Loghain: AARRRGHH! [lunges at Alistair]

Alistair: [hides behind Warden]

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 06 septembre 2010 - 04:28 .

[Zjarcal]

@Morwen: Awesome banters!

(3) [Assuming Alistair was made king at the Landsmeet]

Alistair: Why did you do it?

Loghain: Do what?

Alistair: Abandon everyone at Ostagar. Why did you leave everyone to die when you could've made a difference? You could've saved so many and yet you didn't? Duncan, Cailan, they could've been saved. Why did you do it?!

Loghain: So you think that sending my army to a certain death is what I should've done. Having them die for the sake of saving an idiot was a better plan. Cailan dug his own grave when he chose to fight alongside your order. Your friend Duncan should've smacked some sense into him yet he didn't. As far as I'm concerned, they both got what they deserved.

Alistair: How dare you speak of Duncan like that! I'll rip your...

(Warden steps in to prevent Alistair's attack on Loghain)

Loghain: You'll make as good a king as Cailan.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 06 septembre 2010 - 07:37 .

[Zjarcal]

(2) [Assuming Alistair is king and to be married to Anora, the PC is female and has agreed to do the Dark Ritual but it hasn't been decided if Loghain or Alistair will do the deed]

Loghain: So you heard? The Warden wants one of us to sleep with the Marsh Witch as part of some ritual to save our lives. Hmm, I don't know, I think death would be a better fate.

Alistair: Don't even mention it to me. I already have to contemplate the thought of sleeping with your daughter once this is all over.

Loghain: Pshh, if you're so worried about that then you probably should be the one doing this. It'll do you good to get some practice.

Alistair: Practice? What are you insinuating? That I haven't had any practice before?

Loghain: If you're so defensive it must mean I struck a nerve.

Alistair: Why you... ughhh! I'll show you! You want me to get experience, I'll get experience! I'll be thinking of Anora as I do Morrigan. She won't enjoy it!

Loghain: (thinking to himself) Ha, dodged a bullet right there.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 06 septembre 2010 - 07:38 .