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[DWSmiley]

(1) Scold Bodahn for making poor Sandal drag that big wagon all over Ferelden





Tis the morning after Alistair and Anora's wedding. The top 10 thoughts either or both have upon waking up.

[CalJones]

10) (Alistair) I just knew she'd be the type to steal all the blankets. *shiver*

[Giggles_Manically]

9) Anora: "Oh great Cailian 2.0, except with a new haircut."

Modifié par Giggles_Manically, 12 septembre 2010 - 10:21 .

[mousestalker]

8) OMG! Loghain died his hair blonde! and grew...uh oh.

[Alyka]

7) Alistair: "I refuse to open my eyes until she puts on her makeup."

Modifié par Alyka, 13 septembre 2010 - 02:48 .

[dbfandillyjam]

6) Alistair: "Why didn't I grow a pair and say 'NO!' ?"

[Morwen Eledhwen]

5) Alistair: Now I know why Cailan spent so much time playing with the Grey Wardens, away from the castle.



Anora: Well, at least there's a good chance he'll spend most of his time with the Grey Wardens, away from the castle.

[mousestalker]

Anora: "Is it supposed to be that colour or is that part of the Taint?"

[Herr Uhl]

3) Alistar: Anora, why is your father at the foot of the bed?

[Giggles_Manically]

Herr Uhl wrote...

3) Alistar: Anora, why is your father at the foot of the bed?

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2) Alistair - I am never playing Orlesian invaders ever again!

[The Almighty Ali]

1) Anora : I knew I should've been more charming to the other Grey Warden...


Top Ten ways Oghren has to fend off Darkspawn without using his weapon.

Modifié par The Almighty Ali, 13 septembre 2010 - 09:43 .

[CalJones]

10) Gassing them with his flatulence

[Giggles_Manically]

9) Showing them what made him the prize of Orzamar.

[Yankee23]

8. Running them down with his mabari pulled chariot.

[dbfandillyjam]

7. home brew belch

[Yana Montana]

(6) Breathe on them

[mousestalker]

5) Whack them with his droopy mustaches.

[Alyka]

4) Attach wires to his trousers,dangle them from a tree and yell: "THE SCHLEETS ARE HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Modifié par Alyka, 14 septembre 2010 - 02:15 .

[Yana Montana]

(3) Woo them

[Giggles_Manically]

2) Challenge the archdemon to a drinking contest. First one to get liver failure loses!

[Herr Uhl]

1) Use his pants on a stick. The darkspawn know nothing about taint before that.



Top ten things Maric would do to impress an elf.

[Giggles_Manically]

10) Walk into a room.

[SurelyForth]

9) "...Maker's breath, but you're beautiful. I am a lucky man."

Modifié par SurelyForth, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:18 .

[CalJones]

8) Forget about his fiancee

[Morwen Eledhwen]

7) Believe whatever she says.