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[Morwen Eledhwen]

(9) Puss in Boots from Shrek

[KnightofPhoenix]

(8) [insert any Antonio Banderas movie]

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 septembre 2010 - 04:53 .

[CalJones]

(7) Inigo Montoya

[TheChris92]

6. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman - He likes to have sex with a lot of women, who ends up dead later.  

Modifié par TheChris92, 02 septembre 2010 - 05:06 .

[Yana Montana]

Morwen Eledhwen wrote...

(9) Puss in Boots from Shrek

Should be number 1.

(5) Che Guevara (Gael García Bernal) from "The Motorcycle Diaries"

Modifié par Yana Montana, 02 septembre 2010 - 05:35 .

[Silverite]

(4) American Gigolo

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

3. Mercutio (I know not technically a movie, well they made a crummy movie but yeah) Romeo and Juliet.

[Yana Montana]

^^ Ha-ha! Good one!



(2) Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem) from "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Well I don't think this is #1-worthy, but how about Captain Jack Harkness (more the Doctor Who version than Torchwood)?



Oh, and I need to make a new one--

Top 10 lines of travel party banter:

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 02 septembre 2010 - 09:06 .

[Avilia]

(10) "Ah, quiet insular communities. There's always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in." -  Zevran on Haven

(Is that what you meant btw - or actual convo between party members?  Sorry...early morning...brain without enough coffee...)

Edit :  Additional (10) due to my poor comprehension skills.  Its slightly sexist but always makes me laugh:

Alistair: The stories we hear down here about the Crows... they're not true, are they? They all sound a little far-fetched.

Zevran: I cannot say. What have you heard? In Antiva, we hear that Fereldan men cannot sleep without a dog in their bed. Is that true?

Alistair: A dog? No, of course not. We value our dogs, it's part of our history.

Zevran: Oh. Perhaps it was simply a reference to your Fereldan women, then?

Alistair: *Laughs* Well, now that you mention it...

Zevran: But those stories you heard? All true.

Alistair: Really. Even the ones that talk about how you all... you know... get paid to...

Zevran: Especially those ones.

Alistair: Wow. I am totally in the wrong order.

Modifié par Avilia, 02 septembre 2010 - 09:18 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

(10) "Ah, quiet insular communities. There's always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in." - Zevran on Haven

(Is that what you meant btw - or actual convo between party members? Sorry...early morning...brain without enough coffee...)

Well, I meant the convo, but that's a funny line so I was prepared to let it go

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 02 septembre 2010 - 09:28 .

[DragonRacer13]

(9) Zevran's lines to Wynne about "magical bosoms" springs instantly to mind...

[CalJones]

(8) Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?

Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.

Zevran: So just Loghain, then.

Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

7.

* Leliana: I saw what you were doing back there.

* Sten: Oh?

* Leliana: Don't play innocent with me.

* Sten: What are you talking about?

* Leliana: You. Playing with that kitten.

* Sten: ...There was no kitten.

* Leliana: Sten, I saw you. You dangling a piece of twine for it.

* Sten: I was helping it train.

* Leliana: You're a big softie!

* Sten: We will never speak of this again.

* Leliana: Softie!

[Yana Montana]

(6)

Oghren: You couldn't hurt me if you wanted to, witch, you know that?

Morrigan: T'is so? 

Oghren: Dwarves resist magic, woman. There's nothing you could do.

Morrigan: Nothing? I could not, for instance, kick you in your manhood?

Oghren: Oof.

Morrigan: Do you wish to see?

Oghren: Not necessary.

Morrigan: Well, the offer stands.

Modifié par Yana Montana, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:17 .

[Sresla]

5. (Should be #1 but as Zevran might say, better to stick it in somewhere)

Zevran: Well, that was easy enough. Shall we go, then?
Sten: I have never seen anyone use his mouth as a weapon. Curious.
Zevran: Oh, I can do all sorts of impressive things with my mouth...

Edit: Pretty sure this Top 10 list conclusively proves that overall, Zevran has the best dialogue in the game.

Modifié par Sresla, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:22 .

[TheChris92]

4.
*Zevran: I must say, dear woman, I rather like this change in you.
*Leliana: That's nice, but I'm not sleeping with you.
*Zevran: Oh, I can think of many things that we could do other then sleep.
*Leliana: Oh? Then let's see what's in those trousers. I like to make informed decisions, after all.
*Zevran: That's rather saucy of you, ins't it? You really have changed!
*Leliana: Yes yes I don't see those trousers coming down, however, do I?
*Zevran: Eerr.. you just want me to show you? Right here?
*Leliana: Why not? Aren't you the shameless lothario you claim to be? There are rumors about you elves and I intend to see them proved untrue before I even consider a tumble.
*Zevran: On second thought, perhaps you've traveled to an arkward place where I dare not follow.
*Leliana: I thought as much.

Modifié par TheChris92, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:19 .

[Yana Montana]

(3)

Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.

Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.

Morrigan: I see.

Alistair: I was looking at your nose.

Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?

Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.

Morrigan: I hate you so much.

Alistair: What?

Morrigan: Never mind.

Modifié par Yana Montana, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:25 .

[wickedgoodreed]

2)

Leliana: You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you.

Shale: If so, it is because I ate him.

[Yana Montana]

(1)

Leliana: You are very beautiful Morrigan.

Morrigan: Tell me something I do not know.

Leliana: But you always dress in such rags. It suits you I suppose. A little tear here, a little rip there to show some skin. I understand.

Morrigan: You understand I lived in a forest, I hope?

Leliana: Maybe we could get you in a nice dress one day. Silk. No, maybe velvet. Velvet is heavier, better to guard against the cold in Ferelden. Dark red velvet, yes. With gold embroidery. It should be cut low in the front of course, we don't want to hide your features.

Morrigan: Stop looking at my breasts like that. Tis most disturbing!

Leliana: You don't think so? And if it's cut low in the front we must put your hair up to show off that lovely neck.

Morrigan: You are insane. I would sooner let Alistair dress me.

Leliana: It'll be fun, I promise! We'll get some shoes too! Ah, shoes! We could go shopping together!


Top ten things to do in Denerim

Modifié par Yana Montana, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:48 .

[DWSmiley]

Dang, too slow typing! But I'm going to post it anyway.



(0) ?



Morrigan: This is a proud and powerful creature, trapped as prey for the darkspawn. If you do not see a use for him, I suggest releasing him for mercy's sake alone.

Alistair: Mercy? I wouldn't have expected that from you.

Morrigan: I would also suggest that Alistair take his place in the cage.

Alistair: Yes, that's what I would have expected.



Soo brother and sister.

[Zjarcal]

(10) Go to the Pearl... to stop conspiracies against the Wardens of course! 

[DWSmiley]

OK, to the latest

Top ten things to do in Denerim

(9)
Run around the pole in Wade's shop to hear all the banter!

Modifié par DWSmiley, 02 septembre 2010 - 10:52 .

[Darthnemesis2]

8. Fight crime in the back alleys

[Monica21]

7. Wait for Wade to finish repairing your armor.