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[Corker]

10.
There was an Antivan assassin
Who thought he'd go Grey Warden-slashin'
"Hey, he's kind of hot"
The Grey Warden thought
And now in her tent they are thrashin'

Modifié par Corker, 26 octobre 2010 - 06:27 .

[Elhanan]

9 -
There was a lady from Myth
Who gave her sweetheart a kith.
The following day,
She sneezed, "Go away!
You gave me a kith where I sniff!

Modifié par Elhanan, 26 octobre 2010 - 06:31 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

8)
There once was a witch from Korcari
Who never did want a Mabari
He gave her a treat
of some fresh rabbit meat
For which she made him heartily sorry.

[DWSmiley]

(7) I can’t think of anything that rhymes with Anora, so:



There once was an elf lass named Liquorice

Who discovered that weres are quite ticklish

She said with a grin

As she met one again

“You'll die laughing, my pet, just as I'd wish.”

[Morwen Eledhwen]

6)
There once was an old Arl named Eamon
Who for Cailan's successor was schemin'.
When the Grey Warden said,
"It's Anora instead!"
He felt punched in the face by a demon.

[DWSmiley]

Aha - put Anora in the middle!

[TheChris92]

Hmm..

5. There was once a red-headed bard
She fell in love with the Warden very fast.
The Warden was happy and she felt content
When the bard would drag her to the tent.
She knew it would always last.

Modifié par TheChris92, 26 octobre 2010 - 09:47 .

[Elhanan]

4
A lass from Orlais she proclaimed
Did escape to avoid being maimed
To the Chantry she fled
Then met me; planned to wed
And now her old lover is dead!

[Corker]

3.
When cold winter wind gusts do blow
And lampposts are covered with snow
If you give one a lick
Your tongue, it will stick
It's safer to suck ****, you know

[DWSmiley]

(2)

There once was a queen named Anora

Big blue eyes and talents in plethora

Her dad she admired

Even when he conspired

To ope’ a box of woes just like Pandora



(whew!)

[Tigress M]

  1) - There once was a Dalish lass
Who possessed a most fine a**
Alistair's eyes roamed
his mouth often foamed
his looks decidedly crass

Top 10 quotes

[DWSmiley]

(10) Dog: <Happy Bark!>

[Morwen Eledhwen]

9) Sten (when encountering the Urn of Sacred Ashes): Congratulations. You have found a wastebin.

[Corker]

8. Sgt. Kylon: "And people actually voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?"

[Giggles_Manically]

7.)

Oghern: Well the giant hear sings, and tells stories while I juggle swords!

Sten: Which are on fire <In a Sten tone of voice>



During the Captured quest line.

[Morwen Eledhwen]

Caladhiel wrote...

6.
Oghren: So... Antiva. Wonderful place. Full of Antivans...
Zevran: If you want to bed me, you need only ask.

That whole dialogue is full of win.

[TheChris92]

5. Sten: "Why would such a small people build things so tall? They must own an impressive array of ladders".

[The Almighty Ali]

4. Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here

Alistair: You think so? Do you?

Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?

Alistair: I hesitate to wonder

Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon

[chuckles]

Alistair: Really?

Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease

Alistair: That's disgusting!

Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?

Alistair: I think that's private

Oghren: Really?

[chuckles]

Oghren: Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open

Alistair: Where people can SEE you?

Oghren: Yep!

Alistair: Wait... What are you talking about?

Oghren: What are YOU talking about?



The entire quote = win

[Giggles_Manically]

@ The Mighty Ali:

Modifié par Giggles_Manically, 28 octobre 2010 - 09:39 .

[CalJones]

3. Sigrun: Death looms over us constantly. Like a dirty uncle.

[Giggles_Manically]

2)

Cullen: What can you expect from an ignorant cave dwelling heathen?

Oghern: Cave dwelling heathen? haha have we met before?

[KnightofPhoenix]

1)
Loghain: You look as though you want to say something, Wynne. What's stopping you? You've never held your tongue for politeness's sake before.

Wynne: No, it's nothing.

Loghain: Why should that matter? There have been plenty of occasions in the past when you've had nothing to say and said it anyway. Loudly, in fact.

Top 10 battle shouts / what companions or PC say during a fight or just before

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 28 octobre 2010 - 10:49 .

[Morwen Eledhwen]

10) Loghain (just before): "Oh, good. . .I was just beginning to get bored."

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 29 octobre 2010 - 12:28 .

[DWSmiley]

(9) Leliana: That's one for me!

Said with such excitement. There's much the Chantry never reached in my bardic lass.