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[Joy Divison]

7. Wynne - "If you don't stop moralizing, Sten is going to demonstrate what the Qunari do to their mages..."

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

6. Loghain (as HN) - "Did you plot the murder of my family with Howe, or agree to it when he proposed it to you?"

[HolyAvenger]

5. Loghain (as CE): "So after this, I'm gonna sell you the Tevinter Imperium slavers. Sacrifices have to be made and all that."

[Glorfindel709]

4. Sten - "Hey Sten, you know how you need new armor because this old Steel set is starting to fall apart? Well, you know how we elves excel at poverty, so since I'm in charge, we dont have the funds to buy you new armor. Hope your skin is tough, old lad!

[LadyBri]

3. Alistair - "Psst...if we let Loghain live and join us it will not only drive away Morrigan but we can watch him feed himself to the Archdemon!"





(although, I do adore Morrigan even though Alistair hates her;))

[Elhanan]

To entire party:

"Folks, while I realize you have the right to your opinions, I do wish they were informed ones, as well as NOT GIVEN WHILE TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON THE ENEMY!!!"

[CalJones]

1. To Loghain, "No of course I didn't spare you by accident. Now get out of that armour and into my tent."



Ten things you would have changed about Awakening.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

CalJones wrote...

1. To Loghain, "No of course I didn't spare you by accident. Now get out of that armour and into my tent."

Ten things you would have changed about Awakening.

This.:wub::wub::wub:

10) The friggin BUGFEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (should be number 1, but hey, couldn't wait.)

[Kalovaril]

9) bring back a different companion rather than Oghren

Modifié par Kalovaril, 19 février 2011 - 01:28 .

[Elhanan]

8 - A better explanation for Vellenna being a loner while still wearing that Out-Fit *rowr*

[Mariefoxprice83]

7. Ability to talk to companions at will

[Elhanan]

6 - Returned the Joining to a more sober and sacred event.

[wickedgoodreed]

5) A way to choose Mhairi over one of the other companions.



(And by one of the other companions, I mean Oghren)

[CalJones]

4) The stupid "and then the warden left upped and disappeared despite being married to the king/queen and/or chancellor of Fereldan" lame epilogue.

[Mrkew]

3) No romance options :/

[Elhanan]

2 - Explain why freshly awakened Darkspawn speak Common....

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

1) Ser Pounce Alot become a full fledged free partymember who can solo the Queen of the Blackmarsh.



Top ten ways to sexually offend Zevran. (Is this possible?)

[Glorfindel709]

10. *after the prepare to be boarded pirate dialogue* "I think your ship is a bit too small to sail the seas, matey."

[HolyAvenger]

9. Tell him you only believe in doing it in missionary with a member of the opposite sex to whom you're married, for the purpose of procreation...

[bmac4417]

8. Tell him you like Morrigan's idea of how to do things in bed. (Going by what she said on the docks to the mages' tower.)

[Morwen Eledhwen]

7. Tell him you want a threesome with Oghren.

Modifié par Morwen Eledhwen, 22 février 2011 - 08:55 .

[LadyBri]

6. Fall asleep during his special expert massage

[antigravitycat]

5. with a broodmother?



"Those tentacles... The waving... It's kind of hypnotic..." (Oghren)

[Corker]

4. Screaming the wrong name.

[Sethal]

3. Ask him if he has gental lice or any other STDs.