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[Silentmode]

254. when someone asks you "How are you doing?" and you come up with a Paragon, Neutral, and Renegade responce.



Paragon: "Ah pretty good, how 'bout you?"

Neutral: "So so I guess."

Renegade: "Shove off, I don't have time for this."

[WunderWaffle]

256. You see the word "paragon as in the dictionary, and ponder about what Shepard is doing.





257. You wish you could have used locker # N7 at your High School (The school I am enrolled in has this as a locker #.).

[turian councilor Knockout]

When you dont go to work.

Modifié par turian councilor Knockout, 26 octobre 2010 - 12:58 .

[Locutus_of_BORG]

Whenever I need to make a decision nowadays, I'm finding that I think of it in terms of paragon/renegade. I think silentmode really nailed it on the head with that.

Whenever I'm with a group of friends and we need to split up, I think about that time I left Kaiden to die and how I need to do better for him.

Am I addicted/obsessed?? lolz??

Modifié par Locutus_of_BORG, 26 octobre 2010 - 04:11 .

[Cra5y Pineapple]

260. When you think you can get laid just by saying nice things to a woman/man every now and then.

261. When you end a conversations quickly with "I should go."

262. When you plan a tactic with your friend to own the other team in a multiplayer shooter you say "-insert main focus of plan-, heavy risk....but the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize..." (I did this in Reach lol)

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 27 octobre 2010 - 08:39 .

[wootslap]

magnetite wrote...

255. You think Shepard is Jack Bauer (as renegade). That interrogation scene with Thane on his loyalty mission reminded me of that.

On my first playthrough, I always try to insert myself into the game as best I can, and actually try and make the decisions that I believe I would make.  I'm pretty sure most people are just about the same way.

Anyway, I've noticed I have a hell of a lot in common with Jack Bauer.  Not sure how I should feel about that.

[Olyvar Targaryen]

263. If you had Kelly Chambers line "Commander, you recievied a new message at your private terminal" as your sms rington.



Sry, if this had had been mentioned before.

[deleted]

264. When you're not afraid of passing cars when jaywalking because you think you'll be reconstructed by Cerberus in case of an accident.

[AdmiralCheez]

265. When you say "Shepard" and get all sad when no one replies "Wrex."



266. You are arrested for air quote abuse. (Ah yes, "disturbing the peace.")

[deleted]

267. You get into a fight in a bar because of disingenuous assertions you were tired of hearing.

[Kurt M.]

268: When you've spent a full hour deciding your Shepard's armor color/pattern combination before finding your ideal one...

[AdmiralCheez]

Gladiador2 wrote...

268: When you've spent a full hour deciding your Shepard's armor color/pattern combination before finding your ideal one...

Guilty as charged.

[Pepper4]

269. There was that one guy that called his lizard Grunt. can't remember his community name. I told him to call it Uvenk, but Grunt is good too.

[But the Prize]

270. you hope to see geth in jet-packs in ME3. (I know I am)

[Cra5y Pineapple]

271. You changed your Windows font to the Mass Effect font (Guilty lol)

[But the Prize]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

271. You changed your Windows font to the Mass Effect font (Guilty lol)

WHAT IS THIS FONT I MUST KNOW

[Intensity Penguin]

272. You name all your characters in other games after characters in ME. I do that...

[GlobalStrike]

273. Becuase you work with three different women named ashley, you think eventually, someone named kaidan will get hired there, and you will have to choose between them for some reason or other, ala virmire.

And yes, i have serious mental concerns, i know.

Modifié par GlobalStrike, 03 novembre 2010 - 05:28 .

[modsoft]

Intensity Penguin wrote...

272. You name all your characters in other games after characters in ME. I do that...

Ha, I do that too. I named the war dog in Dragon Age 'Wrex'...

[FemShepFanboy]

274. You get into arguments with other ME fanatics about any of the following that always erupt into violence:



Paragon/Renegade Shepard

Male/Female Shepard

Mark Meer's/Jennifer Hale's voice acting ability



275. You spend all your free time reading the ME Wiki and the ME forums when you're not playing ME and ME2 to keep the withdrawal pains away as you wait for ME3.

[schneeland]

FemShepFanboy wrote...

275. You spend all your free time reading the ME Wiki and the ME forums when you're not playing ME and ME2 to keep the withdrawal pains away as you wait for ME3.

Oh, how true ...

[deleted]

276. You walk around with a red and blue donut which you hold in front of you during conversations.

[Leylinne]

277. You rename your computer's system partition EDI, but hope you'll never have to grant her full control.



Hell, I almost unintentionally fell for the obvious "assuming control" pun... shame on me. And forgive my not so perfect English.

[deleted]

278. You call people with glasses "batarians" instead of "four eyes"