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[Sheepie Crusher]

When you start writing Harbinger lines near your name in an English exam

[aeetos21]

When Princess Leia in a golden bikini is replaced by a dark raven haired beauty in a black and white spandex outfit on the floor next to your furnace becomes your new number one fantasy.

[Soapy010]

When you suspiciously look at any drink ordered from the bartender.

[essensx]

When you pet a dog and want to say "good vermin"

[Alienmorph]

When your dog does a mess and you call it "Harbringer of Destruction".

When you spend you freetime in writing fanfic about your favourite character, only to delete them and restar over and over again... without post a f**k on the Net.

Modifié par Alienmorph, 08 décembre 2010 - 09:24 .

[Sheepie Crusher]

ifander wrote...

225. When you're nearing 400 hours playtime on ME2.

guilty

[TexasToast712]

TheShadowmancer wrote...

1. Upon injury you think of medi-gel
2. Do not have money? Try to get a discount by saying it is your favourite store

Continue the list...

When you yell "I AM KROGAN!" after getting a multi kill as an Elite in Reach.

When you set your online status to show your offline to play without interruptions.

When you realize you literally havent stepped out of your house the whole weekend.

Modifié par TexasToast712, 09 décembre 2010 - 06:37 .

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

timj2011 wrote...

55. straight up, you have dreams that you are Commander Shepard

I'm guilty of this

[Alienmorph]

ifander wrote...

225. When you're nearing 400 hours playtime on ME2.

Hmm... I can see this concretely happens.

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

close2myheart wrote...

81) In your sleep you're dreaming of still playing Mass Effect
82) Having nightmares of being cornered, surrounded and bludgeon to death by husks ( I dunno, that thing really creeps the hell out of me)

I have had both of these dreams :/

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

When someone mentions 'anomaly' you say. I have detected an anomaly.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

-When you hear a song you  feel a strange urge to make a ME montage out of it in my mind.

-You named your shotgun class in Black Ops "Sovereign" because it is the vanguard of your enemy's destruction.

-You start hitting RB in Halo: Reach hoping to throw a pull field at the enemy team.

-You sometimes consider finding a shy, Russian, possibly Muslim girlfriend to see if it all goes well.

-In the episode of Chuck where Sarah Walker speaks in an Australian accent you nostalgia'd.

-You often compare yourself with your Shepard and Mass Effect helping you find yourself in a way (well, I do role-play).

-You threaten someone by saying you'll cut their balls off and sell them to a Krogan.

-Your favourite genre of game is "Game that pretends to be an RPG and is to an extent but isn't....and also has guns."

-Re-routing all main power to non-critical systems is the solution to all of your problems (that's not true but, eh).

-All kinds of Mass Effect dreams. From hanging out in a tree with Simo Hayha, Palov, and Garrus Vakarian with a sniper rifle killing naz!-soviet zombies with guns (not even slightly possible); to sitting in a strange flying green bus with the Eleventh Doctor and Tali'Zorah (for the record the eleventh Doctor was a dick, he kept asking me for crisps.)

Modifié par Cra5y Pineapple, 09 décembre 2010 - 11:42 .

[Gleym]

When you still plan on getting ME3 after the fiasco of ME2 and the risks of EA's new 'Multiplayer Only' policy.

[farmgirl43]

When playing Fable III wishing I had the Claymore shotgun and the charge ability to use on the bandits and hobbes.



When playing Force Unleashed II wishing I had the Arc Projector to take down the trooper transport ships.



That was when I decided I need to go back and play some more ME1/2.

[Degs29]

You have a full time job, but still manage to play more hours of mass effect in a week than work.

[Encarmine]

When you do somthing nice and think 'Paragon decision'



and when you randomly punch your mate in the arm, and think yeh..renegade

[ArMedSuRViVoR]

Dorza Shepard wrote...

Every time you order a drink at the bar you do Shepard's hand gestures to order and shake your head like Shepard does after you drink.

OMG. I always do this xD.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

All true in my case...

When you called the security guys at work 'C-sec.'

When you exclaimed 'S*** Krios!' When your friend scared you at work by jumping behind you.



And this is the best one: When you saw a sign in a pet shop that said 'Shepard.' So you whip out a pen and paper, and right 'Wrex' on that piece of paper and put it next to 'Shepard.' Yes I did this, much to the total bewilderment of my non-gaming bf. He thought I was comparing the dog to a dinosaur...

[SOG TOUGH]

When you consider humans to be the same species as you.

[Mylene]

when i soon lost interest in any other games

[Pathogen69]

dear god, i'm guilty of many of these. i dunno whether to be proud of myself that i'm not alone, or be scared that i have spent too much time playing ME/ME2 (if there is such a thing).