No kidding!
This franchise is a life-ruiner.
Long sigh. It is... So much, haha.
You go! I hadn't even heard of that until ME3.
Me neither And I didn't even think about cooking it until I hit my Vega phase... which lasts several months now already 
Argh.
When you keep pictures of your Shepard on your cellphone and admire it before you go to bed every night?
... too much?
No
Not that I do it every night, haha, but I love looking at pictures of my Shepard, or... certain squad mates 
For some reason I've always remembered this one after first seeing it way back in my lurking days of 09.
"When you see an attractive woman and wonder if she would look better in Rosenkov Materials or Kassa Fabrications."
When you've ever had to try to explain to your girlfriend, that the only reason you've been flirting and going to dinner with your secretary is because you don't want to keep having to feed the fish in your aquarium...
when you do idle shepard animations in reallife
when your best pick up line is "We'll bang, okay?"
When you're less than halfway through your second ME3 and start thinking about your third trilogy playthrough.
If you ever wonder what your girlfriend would look like wearing a skintight outfit and a bucket on her head...
I was never addicted. My life is bad because I am a good human and this world is ruled by child sacrificing psychopaths. So my life is not very good and it is boring to be alone and have no use in this world. Thats the only reason to play 'games' like Mass Effect. But at least Mass Effect 2 was still a good videogame what you can not say about Mass Effect 3 or Dragon Age Inquisitioin (I have not bought this one and will never).
When you attempt to excuse your male gaze as the result of "bad camera angles"...
When you see items that have the word Harbringer and think "I know you feel this" :|
When you know Kaidan's face model Luciano Costa is also gay....usually about other games' face models,I couldn't give a f***.
I do the arm-fold, the hand-gesture/finger-point, even the hand-clasp behind my back when waiting in line for something.
When I saw how my Shepard looked in the N7 hoodie, that's what convinced me to get a dark hoodie for a jacket. Unfortunately, it's not an N7 hoodie, but I can deal.
Definitely seeing the dialogue wheel in conversations, even interrupts.
One time my friend was feeling really down about something, and I went to comfort him.
No joke, as I put my hand on his shoulder, I heard the *ding* *choir "ahhh"...* from the Paragon interrupt.
If someone asks if I'm afraid, I respond with "I won't let fear compromise who I am."
And of course, the old standby...
"I should go."
When you cannot enjoy any game you meet after ME. Certainly happening to me.
This. Oh SO much this!
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