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[JamieCOTC]

I'd say Leliana, but she'd better be off somewhere w/ my Warden. Ser Cauthrien, yeah. I can see that. Just stopping by to support this thread.

A Lady Hawke/femShep romance would be ... interesting.  I can see the fanfics now. 

Modifié par JamieCOTC, 13 septembre 2010 - 10:49 .

[Lenimph]

How about a powerful dalish who knows what she wants. I down with that.

I just want a dalish LI T.T

[Thandal N'Lyman]

Zjarcal wrote...

Russalka wrote...
I find it annoying that this thread gets less trolls.

This may be the first time I've heard anyone say this. Although I do get what you mean! 

^^This^^

'Tho I have a theory as to why 'tis the case here:  

[Morrigan VO]

It starts with the premise that the vast majority of trolls sighted in the Netian Wilds... are male.  While there may be, perhaps, an equal number of female trolls, these are quite rare in areas where humans and trolls come into close contact with each other.   So, granting that the trolls most likely to appear here are men, we move to the second element of my theory.

Male trolls do not seem to feel threatened by the idea of two women finding each other attractive.  Some even appear to welcome the notion.  Two men doing so, however...  are perceived as highly  threatening, and "Must Be Stopped!"  Or at the very least, threatened in return.  This results in any m/m thread being constantly infested with trolls trying to insult others for "Being what they be", or to convice others that "What is... should not be!" 

Since either effort is a fool's errand, we therefore know in exactly what category these trolls belong!
 
[End Morrigan VO] 

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 14 septembre 2010 - 01:55 .

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Crikey! Let's sneak up closer to that other thread and poke the troll with a stick!

[Zjarcal]

Thandal NLyman wrote...
'Tho I have a theory as to why 'tis the case here:  

[Morrigan VO]

It starts with the premise that the vast majority of trolls sighted in the Netian Wilds... are male.  While there may be, perhaps, an equal number of female trolls, these are quite rare in areas where humans and trolls come into close contact with each other.   So, granting that the trolls most likely to appear here are men, we move to the second element of my theory.

Male trolls do not seem to feel threatened by the idea of two women finding each other attractive.  Some even appear to welcome the notion.  Two men doing so, however...  are perceived as highly  threatening, and "Must Be Stopped!"  Or at the very least, threatened in return.  This results in any m/m thread being constantly infested with trolls trying to insult others for "Being what they be", or to convice others that "What is... should not be!" 

Since either effort is a fool's errand, we therefore know in exactly what category these trolls belong!
 
[End Morrigan VO] 

Hilarious way of expressing your theory!

And yep, that does sound right. F/F action is considered "hawt" by most male trolls, while "M/M" is "eww, you're gay!" to them.

*sighs*

I suppose we should be glad we don't have them infesting our thread. We'll just have to work harder to make this thread reach the same pagecount as the M/M thread.

Come on girls, let's get posting!

Modifié par Zjarcal, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:22 .

[The Big Nothing]

Girl-on-girl is disgusting. Guy-on-guy, on the other hand...

The two guys should be big, hairless qunari with tiny stub horns like young Bambi has, wrestling around in the blood of their enemies. Each qunari male is trying to give the other a "raspberry" on the naval. Ohhh, sexy.

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:32 .

[Zjarcal]

Oh great! We attracted one!

[Zjarcal]

Lenimph wrote...

How about a powerful dalish who knows what she wants. I down with that.
I just want a dalish LI T.T

If only you had the PC version of DA:O... not Dalish, but she does get what she wants!

[The Big Nothing]

The Big Nothing wrote...

Girl-on-girl is disgusting. Guy-on-guy, on the other hand...

The two guys should be big, hairless qunari with tiny stub horns like young Bambi has, wrestling around in the blood of their enemies. Each qunari male is trying to give the other a "raspberry" on the naval. Ohhh, sexy.

And then, at the edge of the blood-wrestling pool appears a dwarf, who at first glance seems straight, until he strips off his deer-hide unitard and hops in with them. Both gay qunari jump up and hold him down while simultaneously giving him a "raspberry" on his belly.

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:32 .

[The Big Nothing]

The Big Nothing wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

Girl-on-girl is disgusting. Guy-on-guy, on the other hand...

The two guys should be big, hairless qunari with tiny stub horns like young Bambi has, wrestling around in the blood of their enemies. Each qunari male is trying to give the other a "raspberry" on the naval. Ohhh, sexy.

And then, at the edge of the blood-wrestling pool appears a dwarf, who at first glance seems straight, until he strips off his deer-hide unitard and hops in with them. Both gay qunari jump up and hold him down while simultaneously giving him a "raspberry" on his belly.

As they kiss and continue to wrestle in the blood pool, a beam of divine light suddenly shines down on them, and all three realize that it is the Maker. A disembodied voice thunders, "This is blasphemous! Three males should not be kissing and lying together... Without me!" 
A figure descends from the beam of light and into the forest, and the trees part to reveal the blackest man with the whitest beard that you've ever seen. He wears flowing white robes, but his rippling chocolate muscles are visible, and they shimmer in the divine light. The dwarf and his two qunari lovers realize that things are about to get a lot more sexy.

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:43 .

[Thandal N'Lyman]

FaintlyAlarmed wrote...

For an f/f romance option, I kind of want someone a little... fey, maybe?(not sure if that's the right word). Like a faerie from an old folk-tale, or something. A Dalish mage that perhaps spent a little too much time shapeshifting, with a kind of unpredictable and little bit feral personality. Prone towards playing tricks that may shy a little too close to cruelty. It would be cool if her relationship with the PC (romantic or not), helps her to connect and empathize with people. A scene where she apologizes to another companion that she'd played a nasty trick on earlier in the game and had previously felt little (to no) remorse for would be heartwarming - a way of showing how her relationship with the PC was helping her grow as a person.

...Too cliche?

Not too cliche.  I like it.  But except for not actually making her romancable, (by either  gender) BioWare already did this with Velanna in DA:A.   She's a Dalish Mage who exhibits almost all the characteristics and qualities that you cite, especially the slightly off-kilter aspect!

Oh, and her, "Feeling uncomfortable here....", "Not feeling any more comfortable..." routine if she's in the Party when you return to tell Kendrick that the attacks on the caravans will stop had me holding my sides!

[Viva la France]

Thandal NLyman wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

Russalka wrote...
I find it annoying that this thread gets less trolls.

This may be the first time I've heard anyone say this. Although I do get what you mean! 

^^This^^

'Tho I have a theory as to why 'tis the case here:  

[Morrigan VO]

It starts with the premise that the vast majority of trolls sighted in the Netian Wilds... are male.  While there may be, perhaps, an equal number of female trolls, these are quite rare in areas where humans and trolls come into close contact with each other.   So, granting that the trolls most likely to appear here are men, we move to the second element of my theory.

Male trolls do not seem to feel threatened by the idea of two women finding each other attractive.  Some even appear to welcome the notion.  Two men doing so, however...  are perceived as highly  threatening, and "Must Be Stopped!"  Or at the very least, threatened in return.  This results in any m/m thread being constantly infested with trolls trying to insult others for "Being what they be", or to convice others that "What is... should not be!" 

Since either effort is a fool's errand, we therefore know in exactly what category these trolls belong!
 
[End Morrigan VO] 

If you want me to troll, you just have to ask.

[The Big Nothing]

Okay, serious question for the guys up in hurr. If you had to get with three male celebrities, who would they be?
For me, it is Jude Law, George Clooney, and that kid who plays Peter in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Edit: And maybe that kid from Glee.

I'm not gay, though. At least I don't think I am... Oh, no!

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 03:57 .

[Viva la France]

I got a perfect f/f romance. Chris ******



get it.



Chris Crocker

[Viva la France]

The Big Nothing wrote...

Okay, serious question for the guys up in hurr. If you had to get with three male celebrities, who would they be?
For me, it is Jude Law, George Clooney, and that kid who plays Peter in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Edit: And maybe that kid from Glee.

Megan Fox

[The Big Nothing]

Viva la France wrote...

The Big Nothing wrote...

Okay, serious question for the guys up in hurr. If you had to get with three male celebrities, who would they be?
For me, it is Jude Law, George Clooney, and that kid who plays Peter in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Edit: And maybe that kid from Glee.

Megan Fox

Wow, way to branch out. At least we agree on its gender, though.

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 04:00 .

[wickedgoodreed]

Zjarcal wrote...

Lenimph wrote...

How about a powerful dalish who knows what she wants. I down with that.
I just want a dalish LI T.T

If only you had the PC version of DA:O... not Dalish, but she does get what she wants!

Zevrann?! You PC players have all the fun! 

[Viva la France]

So, since you ladies are into other ladies, what do you think of a megan fox looking rogue, who is a renowned rogue or something and loves pleasure. Like Zev in a way except Zev was known for being a terrible rogue.

[ERJAK2]

Shadow_broker wrote...

Discuss your Ideal F/F Romances here.
Personally I would like to see a Woman who hasn't had any previous history with women or anyone at all for that matter and FemHawke would have to persuade her into a relationship, Do not enjoy hearing Previous history of Sleeping around from Love intrest.



Any off topic,sexist,Or spam post will be reported to a Mod
Enjoy!

LIARA!!! Seriously after lair of the shadow broker she's the only one for my femsheps. Though I could be convinced to stray on one playthrough if it was a good character.

[wickedgoodreed]

FaintlyAlarmed wrote...

Thandal NLyman wrote...

FaintlyAlarmed wrote...

For an f/f romance option, I kind of want someone a little... fey, maybe?(not sure if that's the right word). Like a faerie from an old folk-tale, or something. A Dalish mage that perhaps spent a little too much time shapeshifting, with a kind of unpredictable and little bit feral personality. Prone towards playing tricks that may shy a little too close to cruelty. It would be cool if her relationship with the PC (romantic or not), helps her to connect and empathize with people. A scene where she apologizes to another companion that she'd played a nasty trick on earlier in the game and had previously felt little (to no) remorse for would be heartwarming - a way of showing how her relationship with the PC was helping her grow as a person.

...Too cliche?

Not too cliche.  I like it.  But except for not actually making her romancable, (by either  gender) BioWare already did this with Velanna in DA:A.   She's a Dalish Mage who exhibits almost all the characteristics and qualities that you cite, especially the slightly off-kilter aspect!

Oh, and her, "Feeling uncomfortable here....", "Not feeling any more comfortable..." routine if she's in the Party when you return to tell Kendrick that the attacks on the caravans will stop had me holding my sides!

While Velanna does exhibit some of the traits that I was thinking of (being off-kilter with people especially), she was a lot more serious and straightforward than what I was going for. I was thinking more of the trickster-type, who plays practical jokes and pranks at the expense of others. Maybe even someone who likes to use her tricks to jerk people around, and mess with their heads.

So like a Puck? That could be fun!

I know this is also probably not what you were thinking of, but the playing practical jokes bit reminds me of the banter with Sigrun stealing from Justice in Awakening: 

Justice:  I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try to steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong. 
Sigrun: But... er, you just told me I can no longer steal it. Why would I even try?
Justice: I...
Sigrun: Anyway, here's your ring back.


Ah, Sigrun. Gotta love her.

[The Big Nothing]

Are you ladies so jaded by the abundance of homosexual-intolerance that you refuse to acknowledge me - a sympathizer? I've seen Oz, Queer as Folk, and Six Feet Under.
And you must admit, that was a pretty hot blurb of fan-fiction right there.
On a more serious note, I agree that games should have more gay accommodations; however, I do not like the idea of being able to "turn" anyone you are attracted to. Clearly defined straight, gay, and bi-sexual characters should stay that way, rather than flip-flop depending on the player-character's sexual orientation.

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 05:52 .

[The Big Nothing]

On a completely unrelated note, gay pride is something I do not agree with; I don't agree with black pride, white pride, or even straight pride for the simple reason that pride should be reserved for things one has achieved. We're born the way we are - being proud of it is foolish, because we had no influence on it.

That being said: Brunette Pride!

Modifié par The Big Nothing, 14 septembre 2010 - 06:01 .

[Viva la France]

The Big Nothing wrote...

On a completely unrelated note, gay pride is something I do not agree with; I don't agree with black pride, white pride, or even cultural pride for the simple reason that pride should be reserved for things one has achieved. We're born the way we are - being proud of it is foolish, because we had no influence on it.

Brunette Pride!

dood this is not a gay thread, it's f/f, so lets stay on topic.

Edit: I agree with gay pride, because it's a good way to pick up girls.