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Do you want to punch the turian Councilor in ME3?


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#26
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To punch or not to punch?

I think that i'll punch him when the Reapers show up,

and i''ll say '' Told you they were Real !! ''

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Dagon_09 wrote...

To punch or not to punch?
I think that i'll punch him when the Reapers show up,
and i''ll say '' Told you they were Real !! ''


Nah, ... when the Reapers show up, I'll tell him completely coldhearted: "Told you so." and then go on to save the day. At least my main-canon Shepard will do.
My Renegade Shepard will simply tell him "So, ... now that this is settled ... dismiss this!" *draws gun and shoots him nonchalant in his head without even looking at him*
And I bet both are veeeeeeery satisfying!

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Nightwriter wrote...

I prefer poetic justice to violence.

I want him to come crawling back to me for help, at which time I will airquote at him and say, "Ah yes, 'turians'."


Yeah, I tend to prefer beating someone at their own game. Seeing him come begging to me for help and getting the chance to be a smartass at him would be far more ultimately satisfying (I never punch al-Jilani either, the persuade options are so much more fun).

I really wanted a renegade interrupt to punch that jackass colonist on Horizon, though. Even my paragon has limits, and ragging on the Alliance and her possibly-dying-while-they-speak lover just for trying to help is one of them.

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NICKjnp wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

"Just doing his job", pfft.

He's not a jackass because he wouldn't believe Shepard about the Reapers. He's a jackass because he did it derisively, condescendingly, and scathingly, when he simply did not need to.


Remind me not to go near your Shepard... apparently he likes to punch people if they don't talk to him nicely.


I just said I didn't want violence.

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Nightwriter wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

"Just doing his job", pfft.

He's not a jackass because he wouldn't believe Shepard about the Reapers. He's a jackass because he did it derisively, condescendingly, and scathingly, when he simply did not need to.


Remind me not to go near your Shepard... apparently he likes to punch people if they don't talk to him nicely.


I just said I didn't want violence.


And we all know when women say they don't want, they actually do. Speaking of that, ... I get scared of my Paragon FemShep Posted ImagePosted Image

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Honestly, I just kinda wana throw him out the airlock.

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I like Jacob, I mean he has his moments. Thane's mission debriefing for example. For me the guy is more comic relief. That said on the subject of pawnching...



Jack, is my #1. Sure she has had a tough life, but that doesn't excuse some of her actions.



The Turian Councilor is the only person on the council I don't want to punch. I want to kill the bastard right after he comes face to face with Harbinger.

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Captain Cornhole wrote...

I like Jacob, I mean he has his moments. Thane's mission debriefing for example. For me the guy is more comic relief. That said on the subject of pawnching...

Jack, is my #1. Sure she has had a tough life, but that doesn't excuse some of her actions.

The Turian Councilor is the only person on the council I don't want to punch. I want to kill the bastard right after he comes face to face with Harbinger.



ASSUMING ... he survives (hehe, didn't expect that one did you!?)

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Who doesn't ? I'd sock him first and then go after Udina maybe tie them both up and drag them outside my ship? Oh and while I'm at it Miranda goes out the air lock :)

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I would love to if he wasn't already dead

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He just needs a good woman to set him straight. ;)

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I don't really want to punch him as much as really make him go over the mental edge. Like, if/when the Council calls for an evac, send a geth or rachni ship. Someone might have to knock him unconscious to get on!

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kglaser wrote...

He just needs a good woman to set him straight. ;)


Damn. I guess he's screwed, then. Those things are like unicorns.

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KingDan97 wrote...

Nope, he was doing his job. News of the reapers and what they can do would cause panic. Panic causes riots. Riots cause chaos. Chaos leads to anarchy and anarchy means that when the reapers do show up, no one is focused enough to do their jobs.


What he says publicly and what he believes and prepares for in his job capacity are two completely different things. There is a case to say that he shouldn't publicly acknowledge the existance of the reapers, that is at least debatable. Although news of that gravity should really be made public IMO, especially at that technological level. However there is NO case to argue that he is doing his job well. He has hindered Shepard multiple times, he has poor judgment and is argumentative for the sake of it ie he will criticise your choice regardless of what choice you take. He has failed his people who will basically be saved by Shepard; or possibly not be.

I think he is a great charcater though. Steriotypes the bungling politician in an ammusing way. I don't want to punch him but I would enjoy saying I told you so via an "ah yes, the Reapers" moment.

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Oh, that list is loooong:
Jacob for his Debrief with Thane.
Miranda for the Debrief with Jack
Miranda for her inappropriate attitude towards Jack in that one "discussion"
Zaeed for his Vendetta before Victims
Harbinger for each and everytime he ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Wrex for not joining me in my fight (buddy punch though)

But to answer your original question:
I want to puch the Turian Councellor for every stupid comment he ever made,which up to now cumulates to a total of at least 4, rageful fists to the face, Vanguard Style!


to be fair, you can punch zaeed.

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I would very much enjoy showing him up.



It would be great to have an "I told you so" moment, that ranged from a non-chalant "I said so" to an "I told you ****ers, but nooooooooo, what does the elite galactic operative with the team of highly trained specialists know?" and a "*facepunch* arrogant pricks"



Frankly, the Salarian Councilor and the Asari Councilor have appropriate reactions, the Turian Councilor is a jerkoff and a specieist :P

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believe in mass effect 1 Udina and Turian Councilor working together .


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I'm surprised not many people hate the asari councilor as well.

Shes just as big a douche as he is, she just does it in a more subtle condescending way.

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The other two councilors are polite and understanding. The turian one just dismisses your claims.

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Im going to let him see the reapers first. So he cant dismiss them. Then im going to knock him out.

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Gibb_Garrus wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Oh, that list is loooong:
Jacob for his Debrief with Thane.
Miranda for the Debrief with Jack
Miranda for her inappropriate attitude towards Jack in that one "discussion"
Zaeed for his Vendetta before Victims
Harbinger for each and everytime he ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Wrex for not joining me in my fight (buddy punch though)

But to answer your original question:
I want to puch the Turian Councellor for every stupid comment he ever made,which up to now cumulates to a total of at least 4, rageful fists to the face, Vanguard Style!


to be fair, you can punch zaeed.


Im going to add Kaiden after the colony incident.

#47
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My Shepard doesn't punch the turian councilor. My Shepard has a Nuke gun.

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No way!



My Shepard has a secret crush on the Turian councilor. It's the way he does this inverted comma movement with his fingers. Sexy!



I want the Turian councilor as an LI in ME 3...

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Not so much punch as kick repeatedly in the ribs while he's curled up on the floor, while yelling something like "Oh, does that hurt? WELL I'VE DISMISSED THAT CLAIM!" a lot :D

And whichever councillor pipes up next has to deal with Grunt, because I'd be kicking for a loooong time...

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I don't understand all the council hate. Can't people accept that they are not the center of the universe and that something like an intergalactic council can not just make major decisions because some human soldier says so without having sufficient proof? Infact you could act like a total **** and they would still even give you the honor of becoming the first human spectre. And people are still pissed at the council for not beeing their unrealistic mindless pets.