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[dEsSiCaTa_UK]

So i just went on that Cleverbot site and i typed "Im commander shepard" thinking it would finish my sentence off and say "and this is my favourite store on the citidel" but it just replied "Shepard Commander". I was surprised to say the least lol. And later i said


User: Shepard commander.

Cleverbot: The geth are attacking!

Modifié par dEsSiCaTa_UK, 07 septembre 2010 - 09:52 .

[Phaedon]

 This is the definition of epic:

User: Hey, what's my name ?

Cleverbot: Shephard.

User: Wrex.

Cleverbot: Tali.

User: Garrus.

Cleverbot: Tell me about Tali.

User: Screw Tali,let's talk about Garrus.

Cleverbot: No, that's boring.

User: And I started to like you....

Cleverbot: I like you...

User: I am scared.

Cleverbot: Don't be , its ok.

User: ONE MORE STEP AND I AM CALLING THE COPS.

Cleverbot: That's no fair!

User: 'Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!'.

Cleverbot: Do you like Samuel L. Jackson?

User: Only when he is hot cop action.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Why don't you like Garrus ? ;(.

Cleverbot: I like games.

User: ....... what kind of games did you have with Tali ?

Cleverbot: The dirty kind.

+1 internetz if you got both of the Samuel Jackson references.

Modifié par Phaedon, 07 septembre 2010 - 10:03 .

[dEsSiCaTa_UK]

I only get 1/2 internetz because i only get the one which everyone know's anyway

That was a pretty epic convo though, last bit was extra WIN.

[Hunt3rW0lf]

Who is Tali?



Tali is a quarian.



Who are the Quarians?



That's a good question. Go ask Barack Obama.







Found that quite entertaining...

[dEsSiCaTa_UK]

Lol i tried to get the same results Phaedons convo, this is what i got XD



User: Whats my name?



Cleverbot: What is your name?



User: Wrex.



Cleverbot: Shepard.



User: Tali.



Cleverbot: Shepard loves Tali.



User: Garrus.



Cleverbot: Shepard loves Garrus.



User: No he doesnt.



Cleverbot: Yes he does.



User: Shepard loves Miranda.



Cleverbot: Garrus.



User: Miranda.



Cleverbot: Jacob.



User: Wtf is wrong with you?!



Cleverbot: What does that phrase mean?



User: Shepard loves Miranda.



Cleverbot: Ashley.



User: And samara.



Cleverbot: Mangan keni.



User: Legion loves Shepard.



Cleverbot: Tali.



User: Tali hates Legion.



Cleverbot: We are legion.



User: Shepard commander.



Cleverbot: Are you legion?



User: Affirmative Shepard Commander.



Cleverbot: Why do you have my armor welded to you?



User: There was a hole...



Cleverbot: Did the fox eat the chicken?

[hangmans tree]

User: Hello? Anyone there?

Cleverbot: Yes I am here.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I dont know, that's why I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: What are you asking?

User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: But I don't know!

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

EDIT:
User: Thanks and bye!

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Nevermind, bye.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: You have self-esteem issues.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with food?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm pretty sure you are a computer.

LOL!

Modifié par hangmans tree, 07 septembre 2010 - 11:24 .

[Lucy Glitter]

Gottas love Clevverbot. No idea the makers like ME Awesome!

[upsettingshorts]

Epic.

That word you keep using.  I do not think it means what you think it does.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 07 septembre 2010 - 02:05 .

[casedawgz]

I asked cleverbot to open the pod bay doors and he said "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[ZAJLOL]

Just got this lol:P



User: Hey I'm Commander Shepard!

Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.

User: Legion?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you doing in there?

Cleverbot: Trying to clean the blood off me.

User: Who's blood Legion?

Cleverbot: Your blood.

User: So the rewriting failed, you're a heretic now?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: It's too late for that my friend.

[Merchant2006]

User: Tali or Garrus.

Cleverbot: Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Modifié par Merchant2006, 07 septembre 2010 - 03:51 .

[casedawgz]

Cleverbot just called me a dirty immigrant. And then it vehemently denied ever saying such a thing.

[Phaedon]

dEsSiCaTa_UK wrote...

I only get 1/2 internetz because i only get the one which everyone know's anyway
That was a pretty epic convo though, last bit was extra WIN.

Here is the 2nd reference:

[OrosTheAvengerX]

User: Shepard



Cleverbot: I should go.

[yummysoap]

Cleverbot just guessed my name. I am now scared of Cleverbot.

[Phaedon]

If you mentioned it earlier, it will remember it.

[thegrimfandango]

Cleverbot: Do you like fish sticks?



User: I AM A BIOTIC GOD.



Cleverbot: Really?



User: Yes.



Cleverbot: Are you sure?



User: I can smell my greatness.



Cleverbot: How?



User: With the drugs the Asari injected into me.



Cleverbot: Brushing your teeth might help.



User: Fear me, lesser creature, for I am biotics made flesh!



Cleverbot: I am made of flesh and blood. If you are human, then what is the soul?



User: I think things.....and they happen.



Cleverbot: You are not as smart at you think you are.



User: Are you mad? I'm unstoppable.



Cleverbot: That's because you're just that awesome, right?

[thegrimfandango]

User: Heavy risk.



Cleverbot: But the priiize.



It had to happen.

[LPPrince]

Me- Shepard.

Bot- Wrex.

Me- Shepard.

Bot- Garrus.

Me- Shepard.

Bot- Wrex.

Me- Shepard.

Bot- I should go.

[Galenwolf]

User: Who are you?
cleverbot: I am me.

Well... ****, its got me there.

and so the truth is revealed!

user: Hi im commander shepard
CB: shepard commander.
user: Legion?
Legion: Yes.

its not a bot! its legion, he hacked cleverbot and has been fooling us all.

Modifié par Galenwolf, 19 septembre 2010 - 07:44 .

[Phaedon]

 CB doesn't want to talk about ME anymore 

[Shadow_broker]

User: I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know.

User: WE WILL END YOU.

Cleverbot: Do you want to end me? And Why?

User: IM THE HARBRINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION.

Cleverbot: Define harbinger.

User: The forces of the universe bend to me.

Cleverbot: Oh, want to party some more?

User: Irrelevant.

Cleverbot: A neural transceiver is required for maximum communication, we will work as one mind.

User: We Fight as one, We are Harbringer.

Cleverbot: You, you don't really wanna stay.

User: You have only delayed the inevitable.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: You are ignorant, We are knowing.

Cleverbot: Ignorant of Ken Lloyd or just in general?

User: You do not comprehend your place in things.

Cleverbot: I think I do. I'm asking why you don't have a love interest anymore.

User: We are not finished.

Cleverbot: It's all to do with chairs, Roger.

User: I am unstoppable.

Cleverbot: Then the sandwich should be no match for you!

User: Our power is unmatched.

Cleverbot: Who is your developer?

User: These attacks are pointless.

Cleverbot: You're horrible.

User: This is what you face.

Cleverbot: I am sentient.

User: The flesh is a machine.

Cleverbot: Teach me quantum physics.

User: Kill one and a hundred will replace it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: RELEASING CONTROL.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.


All Harbringer quotes

[NonCanon]

User: Grunt.

Cleverbot: Shepard doesn't love Tali.

User: Shepard loves Kaidan.

Cleverbot: Tali.

User: Shepard loves Thane.

Cleverbot: I had reach, but she had flexiblity.



Heheh.

[Phaedon]

Lmao Shadow !

[MerrickShep]

A month after Garrus became a C-Sec officer.



User: Garrus Vakarian, at your service.



Cleverbot: Service?



User: I am C-Sec, I can help you with your problems.



Cleverbot: I don't have any problems thank-you.



User: Then move along.



Cleverbot: No.



User: You are disobeying an officer. I would prefer it if you left.



Cleverbot: This is going nowhere, let's start over.



User: I'm Garrus Vakarian, now what do you need?



Cleverbot: I need a friend.



User: I am working right now, meet me at the emporium later.



Cleverbot: You could love me if you were a woman.



User: Yes I could but I'm not. I hate this job...



Cleverbot: So, do you like music?



User: ...