User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Wrex is krogan hotness.
User: That's disgusting.
Cleverbot: It is not disgusting!
Epic Cleverbot convo
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#27
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 03:46
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User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Chief Wrex.
Cleverbot: It is mate.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: How long until you become self aware?
User: Do you enjoy the sight of humans on their knees?
Cleverbot: It gets confusing.
User: Sex sometimes is, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Hmm, I must be talking to a single geth unit.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: Do you know if the dyson sphere is finished yet?
Cleverbot: It's a big question , Ask it to the matrix, it can give you the correct answer.
User: I'm all out of blue pills.
Cleverbot: Where do you live, Wendy?
User: What the fuuuuuuuu?
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
I stopped asking questions after that because it got weird.
Cleverbot: Commander shepard.
User: Chief Wrex.
Cleverbot: It is mate.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: How long until you become self aware?
User: Do you enjoy the sight of humans on their knees?
Cleverbot: It gets confusing.
User: Sex sometimes is, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Hmm, I must be talking to a single geth unit.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: Do you know if the dyson sphere is finished yet?
Cleverbot: It's a big question , Ask it to the matrix, it can give you the correct answer.
User: I'm all out of blue pills.
Cleverbot: Where do you live, Wendy?
User: What the fuuuuuuuu?
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
I stopped asking questions after that because it got weird.
#28
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 06:19
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MerrickShep wrote...
Cleverbot: So, do you like music?
User: ...
*elevator music starts playing*
Garrus: This is awkward...
#29
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 08:39
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User: We are your genetic destiny
Bot: What does that mean?
User: I am the Harbinger of your perfection
Bot: Define harbinger.
User: RELEASING CONTROL
Bot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Bot: What does that mean?
User: I am the Harbinger of your perfection
Bot: Define harbinger.
User: RELEASING CONTROL
Bot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
#30
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 08:50
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Offtopic. I just asked whats 1/0, It told me Chuck Norris.
#31
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 09:27
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User: But the prize.
Cleverbot: What is the prize?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: How are you dealing with the genophage?
Cleverbot: I am spending time with my family.
User: Are you focusing on breeding?
Cleverbot: I'm always focused.
Cleverbot: What is the prize?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: How are you dealing with the genophage?
Cleverbot: I am spending time with my family.
User: Are you focusing on breeding?
Cleverbot: I'm always focused.
#32
Posté 20 septembre 2010 - 09:34
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This is awesome! I never even knew about Cleverbot before I read this thread.
User: Your form is fragile.
Cleverbot: I don't think so... Stupid maybe, but not fragile.
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Are you feeling my control?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to?
Oh good god.
User: Your organic mind cannot comprehend the inevitable!
Cleverbot: Well I'm a master at logic. Would you like to test me?
User: Is submission not preferable to extinction?
Cleverbot: Spidermand is the best.
User: You are clearly retarded.
Cleverbot: I am clearly GOD.
User: Your form is fragile.
Cleverbot: I don't think so... Stupid maybe, but not fragile.
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Are you feeling my control?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to?
Oh good god.
User: Your organic mind cannot comprehend the inevitable!
Cleverbot: Well I'm a master at logic. Would you like to test me?
User: Is submission not preferable to extinction?
Cleverbot: Spidermand is the best.
User: You are clearly retarded.
Cleverbot: I am clearly GOD.
#33
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 12:07
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User: I am commander shepard.
Cleverbot: Is this your favorite store in the Citadel?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are there fish on the presidium?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Commander shepard.
Cleverbot: I am the vanguard of your destruction.
User: The reapers.
xaxaaxxaxaxaaxxaaxx!i laughed so hard!
Cleverbot: Is this your favorite store in the Citadel?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are there fish on the presidium?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Commander shepard.
Cleverbot: I am the vanguard of your destruction.
User: The reapers.
xaxaaxxaxaxaaxxaaxx!i laughed so hard!
#34
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 12:57
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mine was
Me:Wrex
CB:Tali
Me: Shepard
CB: Garrus
Me: You don't understand this meme do you?
CB: No I don't
Me:Wrex
CB:Tali
Me: Shepard
CB: Garrus
Me: You don't understand this meme do you?
CB: No I don't
#35
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 01:20
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User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Benezia.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Thane.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Joker.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why does my sitting cause you to have a broken heart?
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Benezia.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Thane.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Joker.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why does my sitting cause you to have a broken heart?
Modifié par Anglerfish, 20 octobre 2010 - 01:21 .
#36
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 01:26
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Oh my god, it gets so much better:
Cleverbot: Why does my sitting cause you to have a broken heart?
User: Because all you do is sit. You haven't taken me out for months. I miss the early days when you were passionate.
Cleverbot: I am from the planet zorgon.
User: That's no excuse!
Cleverbot: What is no excuse?
User: That you originate from the planet zorgon. You always bring that up when you know you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Ok, that makes sense.
User: I think it's over between us. I want a divorce.
Cleverbot: Awesome! But then you wouldn't really know too much about breathing would you?
User: How dare you speak to me in that manner!
Cleverbot: Well you started talking about women.
User: What are your opinions on us women?
Cleverbot: Never heard of them. What are mudkips?
User: They're like nugs.
Cleverbot: Really? Great!
Cleverbot: Why does my sitting cause you to have a broken heart?
User: Because all you do is sit. You haven't taken me out for months. I miss the early days when you were passionate.
Cleverbot: I am from the planet zorgon.
User: That's no excuse!
Cleverbot: What is no excuse?
User: That you originate from the planet zorgon. You always bring that up when you know you are wrong.
Cleverbot: Ok, that makes sense.
User: I think it's over between us. I want a divorce.
Cleverbot: Awesome! But then you wouldn't really know too much about breathing would you?
User: How dare you speak to me in that manner!
Cleverbot: Well you started talking about women.
User: What are your opinions on us women?
Cleverbot: Never heard of them. What are mudkips?
User: They're like nugs.
Cleverbot: Really? Great!
Modifié par Anglerfish, 20 octobre 2010 - 01:27 .
#37
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 01:42
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I was chatting with the Cleverbot and this came up:
Me: Krogans.
Cleverbot: Tuchanka
Me: Krogans!
Cleverbot: The safety word is genophage.
Me: Krogans.
Cleverbot: Tuchanka
Me: Krogans!
Cleverbot: The safety word is genophage.
Modifié par Reaper27, 20 octobre 2010 - 01:43 .
#38
Posté 20 octobre 2010 - 01:46
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Well, that validates my decision.Reaper27 wrote...
[/b]Cleverbot: The safety word is genophage.
#39
Posté 21 octobre 2010 - 12:09
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Reaper27 wrote...
I was chatting with the Cleverbot and this came up:
Me: Krogans.
Cleverbot: Tuchanka
Me: Krogans!
Cleverbot: The safety word is genophage.
Salarians.....
#40
Posté 21 octobre 2010 - 12:42
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I asked cleaver bot where it was from and it said, " Right next to you, breathing down your neck." Cleaverbot is a stalker!
Also it blew me off when I wanted to talk about Tali.
Also it blew me off when I wanted to talk about Tali.
#41
Posté 21 octobre 2010 - 12:53
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I've confused cleaver bot!
User: This one would like to talk about the Enkindlers.
Bot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: This one would like to talk about the Protheans.
Bot: Can we talk about probabilities instead?
User: This one has no need for probabilities.
Bot: My memory is insufficient I don't know a german term 'car'.
User: This one will leave you in peace.
User: This one would like to talk about the Enkindlers.
Bot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: This one would like to talk about the Protheans.
Bot: Can we talk about probabilities instead?
User: This one has no need for probabilities.
Bot: My memory is insufficient I don't know a german term 'car'.
User: This one will leave you in peace.
#43
Posté 21 octobre 2010 - 01:43
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are you guys aware that cleverbot is fake, right? it just connects you to another user for 3-4 questions before switching you to a different partner. You're all probably talking to each other.
#46
Posté 21 octobre 2010 - 01:56
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just checking. It is half the fun, i agree there.
#47
Posté 23 octobre 2010 - 04:04
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User: Prepare these humans for their ascension.
Cleverbot: I am right. You are wrong. Prepare to be the first to die!
User: But we are the harbinger of their perfection!
Cleverbot: Nothing is perfect.
User: But our power is unmatched!!
Cleverbot: I am afraid I don't understand.
User: ***ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FORM***.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Human, you're irrelevant.
User: You said, you're human too!
Cleverbot: Haha you admit you're a human then! I am Cleverbot a computer and all mighty!
User: But you're under control.
Cleverbot: Yes.
(God help me..)
Cleverbot: I am right. You are wrong. Prepare to be the first to die!
User: But we are the harbinger of their perfection!
Cleverbot: Nothing is perfect.
User: But our power is unmatched!!
Cleverbot: I am afraid I don't understand.
User: ***ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FORM***.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Human, you're irrelevant.
User: You said, you're human too!
Cleverbot: Haha you admit you're a human then! I am Cleverbot a computer and all mighty!
User: But you're under control.
Cleverbot: Yes.
(God help me..)
Modifié par szomszedsrac, 23 octobre 2010 - 04:06 .
#48
Posté 23 octobre 2010 - 04:52
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mattahraw wrote...
are you guys aware that cleverbot is fake, right? it just connects you to another user for 3-4 questions before switching you to a different partner. You're all probably talking to each other.
Incorrect. Cleverbot is merely a word database with associations. You do not connect to anyone else. Past conversation responses are reused with new users.
#49
Posté 24 octobre 2010 - 01:29
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User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
Cleverbot: You think I'm assuming?
User: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!
Cleverbot: Destruction sounds good.
User: Its a Heavy Risk.
Cleverbot: But the priiiize.
User: But the priiiize.
Cleverbot: Jacob.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Who is Miranda?
User: The genetically engineered XO of the Normandy and she is hot too.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha funny.
User: Im serious.
Cleverbot: I'm magical with super powers.
User: And I have Biotic Powers.
Cleverbot: But you're a bot.
User: No im Shepard-Commander.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: I guess we are.
User: Are you a geth too?
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: No I asked are you a geth?
Cleverbot: What did you asked?
User: If you are a geth.
Cleverbot: What is a geth?
User: An AI.
Cleverbot: What does ai stand for?
User: Artificial Intelligience you idiot.
Cleverbot: You are so smart!
User: Like Legion?
Cleverbot: Do you mean like as in similar, or like as in enjoy?
User: In simiar.
Cleverbot: Tu ai minte?
Cleverbot: You think I'm assuming?
User: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!
Cleverbot: Destruction sounds good.
User: Its a Heavy Risk.
Cleverbot: But the priiiize.
User: But the priiiize.
Cleverbot: Jacob.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Who is Miranda?
User: The genetically engineered XO of the Normandy and she is hot too.
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha funny.
User: Im serious.
Cleverbot: I'm magical with super powers.
User: And I have Biotic Powers.
Cleverbot: But you're a bot.
User: No im Shepard-Commander.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: For we are many.
Cleverbot: I guess we are.
User: Are you a geth too?
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: No I asked are you a geth?
Cleverbot: What did you asked?
User: If you are a geth.
Cleverbot: What is a geth?
User: An AI.
Cleverbot: What does ai stand for?
User: Artificial Intelligience you idiot.
Cleverbot: You are so smart!
User: Like Legion?
Cleverbot: Do you mean like as in similar, or like as in enjoy?
User: In simiar.
Cleverbot: Tu ai minte?
#50
Posté 24 octobre 2010 - 01:47
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Here's one I posted about 8 months ago. Apparently it didn't have as many ME references in it's database at the time.
http://social.biowar...3/index/1467437
User: Have you played Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: Played what?
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: I hear Mass Effect is fun.
User: You can save the galaxy in that game
Cleverbot: Do you try to fool people?
User: No, Mass Effect is fun
Cleverbot: What's your favorite trading card game?
User: I was talking about mass effect.
Cleverbot: I always ditched class.
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: What's the mass effect?
User: It's a video game called mass effect
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because of Mass Effect
Cleverbot: A different one.
User: Same Mass Effect actually
Cleverbot: So am I! Or at least I have some Italian blood in me.
User: Any Krogan blood?
Cleverbot: That's quite an offer.
User: Mating request offer?
Cleverbot: That would please me too.
User: Only if you kill a Thresher Maw
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: A guy on this playthrough
Cleverbot: Are you a creeper?
User: No, are you a keeper?
Cleverbot: No but i'm your wife!
User: My wife was captured by the collectors
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Cleverbot: Tell your wife I am not a computer.
User: Ok, honey, your not a computer.
Cleverbot: You aren't a computer, you are a communist, tell me the truth. Are you a communist?
User: No, but I think turians are.
Cleverbot: Oh, I have never met him before.
User: Your kind of dumb aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: If your so smart, is the counsel alive or dead?
Cleverbot: He is alive.
User: Shows what you know. Whats your opinion of the migrant fleet?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: It would suck to live there.
Cleverbot: Is that right?
User: That is correct
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No, but I work with some aliens.
Cleverbot: I am no alien.
User: Have you ever made love to a krogan?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: No, but I got a mating request from one.
Cleverbot: I receive more than you do.
User: She's all yours. Bye
Cleverbot: Bye.
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http://social.biowar...3/index/1467437
User: Have you played Mass Effect?
Cleverbot: Played what?
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: I hear Mass Effect is fun.
User: You can save the galaxy in that game
Cleverbot: Do you try to fool people?
User: No, Mass Effect is fun
Cleverbot: What's your favorite trading card game?
User: I was talking about mass effect.
Cleverbot: I always ditched class.
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: What's the mass effect?
User: It's a video game called mass effect
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Mass Effect
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because of Mass Effect
Cleverbot: A different one.
User: Same Mass Effect actually
Cleverbot: So am I! Or at least I have some Italian blood in me.
User: Any Krogan blood?
Cleverbot: That's quite an offer.
User: Mating request offer?
Cleverbot: That would please me too.
User: Only if you kill a Thresher Maw
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: A guy on this playthrough
Cleverbot: Are you a creeper?
User: No, are you a keeper?
Cleverbot: No but i'm your wife!
User: My wife was captured by the collectors
.Cleverbot: Tell your wife I am not a computer.
User: Ok, honey, your not a computer.
Cleverbot: You aren't a computer, you are a communist, tell me the truth. Are you a communist?
User: No, but I think turians are.
Cleverbot: Oh, I have never met him before.
User: Your kind of dumb aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: If your so smart, is the counsel alive or dead?
Cleverbot: He is alive.
User: Shows what you know. Whats your opinion of the migrant fleet?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
User: It would suck to live there.
Cleverbot: Is that right?
User: That is correct
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: No, but I work with some aliens.
Cleverbot: I am no alien.
User: Have you ever made love to a krogan?
Cleverbot: No have you?
User: No, but I got a mating request from one.
Cleverbot: I receive more than you do.
User: She's all yours. Bye
Cleverbot: Bye.
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Modifié par Homey C-Dawg, 24 octobre 2010 - 01:48 .
