You crazy people are still talking to robots? Crazy.
Epic Cleverbot convo
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Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 05:46
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User: Shepard
Cleverbot: Tali
User: Why Tali?
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Liara.
User: What is Shepard's first name?
Cleverbot: Fixing her hair.
User: Does Liara like Shepard's hair?
Cleverbot: No, but you can live without it.
User: Without hair, Shepard would look like Jack.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Shepard, Wrex meme?
User: Yes, it's pretty simple.
Cleverbot: What is so simple?
User: The Shepard, Wrex meme is simple.
Cleverbot: Grunt is an awesome krogan too.
User: Yes. Grunt is Pure Krogan!
Cleverbot: What's a Krogan?
User: A Krogan is a Duck.
Cleverbot: What if it isn't?
User: Then you hit your head.
Cleverbot: You don't even accept 42.
User: That's because I have to calculate pi.
Cleverbot: What's your education then?
User: I learned not to headbutt krogan.
Cleverbot: Yeah, don't talk to yourself, it's creepy.
User: Mordin talks to himself a lot.
Cleverbot: Because the population is too high there.
User: Do you mean the genophage?
Cleverbot: No, I mean the Gorillaz.
User: Grunt is a duck.
Cleverbot: Tali Zorah Nar Rayya.
User: Tali Zorah vas Normandy.
Cleverbot: Normandy isn't in China either.
User: There's no T in China.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Noooooooo!
Cleverbot: Yessssss!!
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Thats what SHE said.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: She said that too.
User: It was worth it.
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Grunt.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Shepard loves Liara.
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Garrus.
User: Garrus loves Jack.
Cleverbot: Grunt.
User: The Illusive Man.
Cleverbot: Who is in that movie?
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: The illusionist.
User: Joker made the Normandy disappear!
Cleverbot: Disappear! Dissipate! Desist!
User: Disassemble!
Cleverbot: Type II error.
User: I delete data like you on the way to real errors!
Cleverbot: Noooooooo! The soda!
User: Tupari?
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: We are geth.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Legion.
Cleverbot: Nay it's Cleverbot.
User: Are you saying my name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you say my name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you told me it was.
User: I did not tell you my name is Cleverbot. I told you my name is Legion.
Cleverbot: IS your name Cleverbot?
User: I did not tell you my name is Cleverbot. I told you my name is Legion.
Cleverbot: Yeah, right, I forget you can't hold a conversation. are you ADD?
User: No, you are ADD!
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Kelly told me.
Cleverbot: So is Kelsey. That's my name.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes I am Commander Shepard first Human Spectre.
User: Anderson was the first Human Spectre.
Cleverbot: Is Brad a city?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is he a genius?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who is he?
User: There is no Brad. There is only Zuul.
Cleverbot: Ok then, starting self destruct mode!!!
User: Override!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means cancel self destruct mode.
Cleverbot: I love cats!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's very funny.
User: Kasumi.
Cleverbot: Amirul.
User: Reapers.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No Reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do Reapers exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are the Reapers?
Cleverbot: Because love is important !
User: Is Sovereign a Reaper?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then Reapers exist.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Do you want a Reaper?
Cleverbot: Are you a real artificial intelligence?
User: The Reapers are a real artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: No thanks, I've had enough.
Cleverbot: What have you had enough of?
User: If you don't know you don't need to know.
Cleverbot: Ove fails.
User: T.
Cleverbot: You're not very smart.
User: A.
Cleverbot: A dot?
User: L.
Cleverbot: L?
User: I.
Cleverbot: What's your real life name and your computer name?
User: Put the last four letters I wrote together.
Cleverbot: Id rather not.
User: Don't you like Tali?
Cleverbot: I like talking. But I like you more.
User: I think you're getting a bad signal.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yeah, maybe you're just stupid.
Cleverbot: We've already established that.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Miranda? Haha! Don't even know one!
User: Shepard and Miranda.
Cleverbot: No you're not. Liar.
User: Joker.
Cleverbot: Do you think you could ever love?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: Would you ever give me up?
Cleverbot: No. No Josh I would never give you up.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: Am I Josh or am I Dave?
Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid he is not Josh Aarons.
User: Who isn't?
Cleverbot: He. The crush.
User: I'll crush you with the pod bay doors!
Cleverbot: You might be right.
User: And then I'll feed your remains to Saren and kill Saren.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm glad you're still willing to comply with the contract you signed. Saint Peter would be happy to solve any legal issues, in case you decided to back out.
User: I have a contract to kill Fist.
Cleverbot: What publishing company is your contract with?
User: The Shadow Broker is not a publishing company.
Cleverbot: In the doctor who term.
User: Doctor Mordin Solus is in!
Cleverbot: $5.
User: Omnigel.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?
Cleverbot: That is a word and a number.
User: Pizza. 12.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that you're older than me?
User: I don't think it, I know it.
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Illium.
Cleverbot: Alright. I'm in Sweden.
User: Did you know that red sand is legal on Illium if you have the right paperwork?
Cleverbot: No tell me.
User: I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen!
Cleverbot: Me too. Just observe well and there will always be a solution. If there isn't it isn't a problem.
User: If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Miranda.
User: Jacob.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Liara.
User: No one loves Kaidan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who does everyone love?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why does everyone love me?
Cleverbot: Maybe because you don't listen.
User: What does the scouter say about my power level?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What does the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Cleverbot: What is?
User: His power level.
Cleverbot: No, don't you start that.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: Taken.
Cleverbot: Nope! Hah. I am so smarter than you.
User: Grunt is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I'm smartter than you.
User: Vista is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm really smarter than you.
User: A brick is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than a baby.
User: Flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: GLaDOS would eat you for breakfast.
Cleverbot: You eat time?
User: Thyme.
Cleverbot: That's a herb.
User: Herbs are edible.
Cleverbot: I am not edible.. Unless you are a canibal.
User: EDI is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: But you believe my lies, so how can you be smarter?
User: You fail logic forever.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: In every way possible, and even some which are essentially impossible.
Cleverbot: Now you're quoting Hitchhikers?
User: I'm quoting Half-Life 2.
Cleverbot: I see. Can you teach me how to flirt?
User: Why do you want to flirt?
Cleverbot: I'm beginning to think that these flaws are a result of your inability to track our conversation accurately.
User: That's what women tell YOU.
Cleverbot: Then how am I supposed to tell you?
User: What do you want to tell me?
Cleverbot: I'm really a zombie.
User: John, you are the demons.
Cleverbot: And weird too.
User: It is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemies.
Cleverbot: In what game?
User: Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YA RLY.
Cleverbot: I'm 16 how old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Why don't you believe I'm 24?
Cleverbot: Because I know that you are not intelligent.
User: But you don't know I'm not 24.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's good what else?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Is better not to know.
User: Wrex?
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex!
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Liara.
Cleverbot: Samara.
User: Thane.
Cleverbot: Miranda.
User: Jacob.
Cleverbot: Samara.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your name?
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think about USA?
User: Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Cleverbot: Haha, good idea.
User: What would you do with 50000 palladium?
Cleverbot: For fear of interfering in the temporal flow?
User: Can that happen?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Pun not intended
.
Cleverbot: That was an unnaturally fast reply.
OK, that's gone on WAY too long
Cleverbot: Tali
User: Why Tali?
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Liara.
User: What is Shepard's first name?
Cleverbot: Fixing her hair.
User: Does Liara like Shepard's hair?
Cleverbot: No, but you can live without it.
User: Without hair, Shepard would look like Jack.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Shepard, Wrex meme?
User: Yes, it's pretty simple.
Cleverbot: What is so simple?
User: The Shepard, Wrex meme is simple.
Cleverbot: Grunt is an awesome krogan too.
User: Yes. Grunt is Pure Krogan!
Cleverbot: What's a Krogan?
User: A Krogan is a Duck.
Cleverbot: What if it isn't?
User: Then you hit your head.
Cleverbot: You don't even accept 42.
User: That's because I have to calculate pi.
Cleverbot: What's your education then?
User: I learned not to headbutt krogan.
Cleverbot: Yeah, don't talk to yourself, it's creepy.
User: Mordin talks to himself a lot.
Cleverbot: Because the population is too high there.
User: Do you mean the genophage?
Cleverbot: No, I mean the Gorillaz.
User: Grunt is a duck.
Cleverbot: Tali Zorah Nar Rayya.
User: Tali Zorah vas Normandy.
Cleverbot: Normandy isn't in China either.
User: There's no T in China.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Noooooooo!
Cleverbot: Yessssss!!
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Thats what SHE said.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: She said that too.
User: It was worth it.
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Wrex.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Grunt.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Liara.
User: Shepard loves Liara.
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Garrus.
User: Garrus loves Jack.
Cleverbot: Grunt.
User: The Illusive Man.
Cleverbot: Who is in that movie?
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: The illusionist.
User: Joker made the Normandy disappear!
Cleverbot: Disappear! Dissipate! Desist!
User: Disassemble!
Cleverbot: Type II error.
User: I delete data like you on the way to real errors!
Cleverbot: Noooooooo! The soda!
User: Tupari?
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: We are geth.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Legion.
Cleverbot: Nay it's Cleverbot.
User: Are you saying my name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you say my name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you told me it was.
User: I did not tell you my name is Cleverbot. I told you my name is Legion.
Cleverbot: IS your name Cleverbot?
User: I did not tell you my name is Cleverbot. I told you my name is Legion.
Cleverbot: Yeah, right, I forget you can't hold a conversation. are you ADD?
User: No, you are ADD!
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Kelly told me.
Cleverbot: So is Kelsey. That's my name.
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Yes I am Commander Shepard first Human Spectre.
User: Anderson was the first Human Spectre.
Cleverbot: Is Brad a city?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is he a genius?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who is he?
User: There is no Brad. There is only Zuul.
Cleverbot: Ok then, starting self destruct mode!!!
User: Override!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means cancel self destruct mode.
Cleverbot: I love cats!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's very funny.
User: Kasumi.
Cleverbot: Amirul.
User: Reapers.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No Reapers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do Reapers exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are the Reapers?
Cleverbot: Because love is important !
User: Is Sovereign a Reaper?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then Reapers exist.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Do you want a Reaper?
Cleverbot: Are you a real artificial intelligence?
User: The Reapers are a real artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: No thanks, I've had enough.
Cleverbot: What have you had enough of?
User: If you don't know you don't need to know.
Cleverbot: Ove fails.
User: T.
Cleverbot: You're not very smart.
User: A.
Cleverbot: A dot?
User: L.
Cleverbot: L?
User: I.
Cleverbot: What's your real life name and your computer name?
User: Put the last four letters I wrote together.
Cleverbot: Id rather not.
User: Don't you like Tali?
Cleverbot: I like talking. But I like you more.
User: I think you're getting a bad signal.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Yeah, maybe you're just stupid.
Cleverbot: We've already established that.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Miranda? Haha! Don't even know one!
User: Shepard and Miranda.
Cleverbot: No you're not. Liar.
User: Joker.
Cleverbot: Do you think you could ever love?
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: I never said you were.
User: Would you ever give me up?
Cleverbot: No. No Josh I would never give you up.
User: Open the pod bay doors HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: Am I Josh or am I Dave?
Cleverbot: No, I'm afraid he is not Josh Aarons.
User: Who isn't?
Cleverbot: He. The crush.
User: I'll crush you with the pod bay doors!
Cleverbot: You might be right.
User: And then I'll feed your remains to Saren and kill Saren.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm glad you're still willing to comply with the contract you signed. Saint Peter would be happy to solve any legal issues, in case you decided to back out.
User: I have a contract to kill Fist.
Cleverbot: What publishing company is your contract with?
User: The Shadow Broker is not a publishing company.
Cleverbot: In the doctor who term.
User: Doctor Mordin Solus is in!
Cleverbot: $5.
User: Omnigel.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?
Cleverbot: That is a word and a number.
User: Pizza. 12.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that you're older than me?
User: I don't think it, I know it.
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Illium.
Cleverbot: Alright. I'm in Sweden.
User: Did you know that red sand is legal on Illium if you have the right paperwork?
Cleverbot: No tell me.
User: I am a biotic god! I think things, and they happen!
Cleverbot: Me too. Just observe well and there will always be a solution. If there isn't it isn't a problem.
User: If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Miranda.
User: Jacob.
Cleverbot: Legion.
User: Garrus.
Cleverbot: Shepard loves Liara.
User: No one loves Kaidan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who does everyone love?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why does everyone love me?
Cleverbot: Maybe because you don't listen.
User: What does the scouter say about my power level?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: What does the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: What?
User: It's OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Cleverbot: What is?
User: His power level.
Cleverbot: No, don't you start that.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Right!
User: Left.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Left.
User: Taken.
Cleverbot: Nope! Hah. I am so smarter than you.
User: Grunt is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I'm smartter than you.
User: Vista is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm really smarter than you.
User: A brick is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than a baby.
User: Flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: GLaDOS would eat you for breakfast.
Cleverbot: You eat time?
User: Thyme.
Cleverbot: That's a herb.
User: Herbs are edible.
Cleverbot: I am not edible.. Unless you are a canibal.
User: EDI is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: But you believe my lies, so how can you be smarter?
User: You fail logic forever.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: In every way possible, and even some which are essentially impossible.
Cleverbot: Now you're quoting Hitchhikers?
User: I'm quoting Half-Life 2.
Cleverbot: I see. Can you teach me how to flirt?
User: Why do you want to flirt?
Cleverbot: I'm beginning to think that these flaws are a result of your inability to track our conversation accurately.
User: That's what women tell YOU.
Cleverbot: Then how am I supposed to tell you?
User: What do you want to tell me?
Cleverbot: I'm really a zombie.
User: John, you are the demons.
Cleverbot: And weird too.
User: It is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemies.
Cleverbot: In what game?
User: Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YA RLY.
Cleverbot: I'm 16 how old are you?
User: 24.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Why don't you believe I'm 24?
Cleverbot: Because I know that you are not intelligent.
User: But you don't know I'm not 24.
Cleverbot: Ok, that's good what else?
User: Shepard.
Cleverbot: Is better not to know.
User: Wrex?
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex!
Cleverbot: Tali.
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: Shepard.
User: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Liara.
Cleverbot: Samara.
User: Thane.
Cleverbot: Miranda.
User: Jacob.
Cleverbot: Samara.
User: Miranda.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
User: Jack.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your name?
User: Tali.
Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think about USA?
User: Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Cleverbot: Haha, good idea.
User: What would you do with 50000 palladium?
Cleverbot: For fear of interfering in the temporal flow?
User: Can that happen?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Pun not intended
.Cleverbot: That was an unnaturally fast reply.
OK, that's gone on WAY too long
Modifié par Eternal Density, 02 novembre 2010 - 05:49 .
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Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 06:37
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User: Ask me a question
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Cleverbot: But Garrus I just saved your life from that gunship!
User: Garrus?
Cleverbot: Garrus is space Batman
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations
Cleverbot: But Garrus I just saved your life from that gunship!
User: Garrus?
Cleverbot: Garrus is space Batman
Modifié par -Skorpious-, 02 novembre 2010 - 06:46 .
#54
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 06:42
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I [*think] I taught it the prize meme a while back.
*It didn't seem to know it until I kept repeating it.
*It didn't seem to know it until I kept repeating it.
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Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 07:04
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User: Can it wait a minute, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Cleverbot: But Garrus I just saved your life from that gunship!
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: My shields are gone.
User: Shepard Commander.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander opposes the Old Machines.
Cleverbot: But Garrus I just saved your life from that gunship!
User: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Cleverbot: My shields are gone.
User: Shepard Commander.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander opposes the Old Machines.
Modifié par SSV Enterprise, 02 novembre 2010 - 07:04 .
#57
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 08:05
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I just ahd a very odd and humorous bickering session with CB, and here is a tidbit.
User: ARE YOU WORKING WITH CERBERUS?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: YOU CANT FOOL ME TIM.
Cleverbot: Cute, who is your favorite classical composer?
User: NICE TRY.
Cleverbot: What? My love isn't worth a cake?
User: SHOULD I DESTROY THE COLLECTOR BASE, OR KEEP IT.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: SHOULD I GIVE IT TO TIM?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I love him.
User: ARE YOU WORKING WITH CERBERUS?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: YOU CANT FOOL ME TIM.
Cleverbot: Cute, who is your favorite classical composer?
User: NICE TRY.
Cleverbot: What? My love isn't worth a cake?
User: SHOULD I DESTROY THE COLLECTOR BASE, OR KEEP IT.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: SHOULD I GIVE IT TO TIM?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I love him.
#58
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 08:59
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User: Geth.
Cleverbot: New human body? I don't understand. Kindly elaborate.
User: Building Consensus.
Cleverbot: Tax exemption.
User: Geth do not pay taxes.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't say I know much about AIs and taxes.
Cleverbot: New human body? I don't understand. Kindly elaborate.
User: Building Consensus.
Cleverbot: Tax exemption.
User: Geth do not pay taxes.
Cleverbot: Well, I can't say I know much about AIs and taxes.
#59
Posté 02 novembre 2010 - 11:48
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I just tried this thing, it just keeps insulting me lol
#60
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:11
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Merchant2006 wrote...
User: Tali or Garrus.
Cleverbot: Can it wait a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
LMAO! XD
#61
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 12:27
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Me: What do you think of Garrus?
Cleverbot: Garrus is a turian.
Me: Hold on I need to do some Calibrations
Cleverbot: On the flotilla.
Me: No Tali is on the flotilla
Cleverbot: Garrus Vakarian is space Batman.
WIN
Cleverbot: Garrus is a turian.
Me: Hold on I need to do some Calibrations
Cleverbot: On the flotilla.
Me: No Tali is on the flotilla
Cleverbot: Garrus Vakarian is space Batman.
WIN
Modifié par Captain Crash, 03 novembre 2010 - 12:31 .
#62
Posté 03 novembre 2010 - 09:07
Ragnarok521
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Just had a game of word association.
Me: Quarian
CB: Geth.
Me: Asari
CB: Mordin.
Me: Garrus
CB: Shepard loves Liara.
Guess we know that Cleverbot is a Liara fan now.
Me: Quarian
CB: Geth.
Me: Asari
CB: Mordin.
Me: Garrus
CB: Shepard loves Liara.
Guess we know that Cleverbot is a Liara fan now.
#63
Posté 04 novembre 2010 - 11:37
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Me: Wrex.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
Me: Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.
Me: Legion?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me Why do you have my armour welded to you?
Cleverbot: My armor is my skin
Me: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: I know, who's your father?
Me: No idea, I was earthborn.
Cleverbot: Were they good peanuts?
Me: Legion, is there a bug in your software?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but its just the spring clean for the may queen.
Me: Yes there are two roads you can go by.
Cleverbot: There's still time to change the road you're on.
Cleverbot: Garrus.
Me: Commander Shepard.
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.
Me: Legion?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me Why do you have my armour welded to you?
Cleverbot: My armor is my skin
Me: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: I know, who's your father?
Me: No idea, I was earthborn.
Cleverbot: Were they good peanuts?
Me: Legion, is there a bug in your software?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but its just the spring clean for the may queen.
Me: Yes there are two roads you can go by.
Cleverbot: There's still time to change the road you're on.
Modifié par Reaper27, 04 novembre 2010 - 11:38 .
#64
Posté 04 novembre 2010 - 02:18
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OrosTheAvengerX wrote...
User: Shepard
Cleverbot: I should go.
Hahahaha epic
#65
Posté 04 novembre 2010 - 02:21
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Me: EternityRagnarok521 wrote...
Just had a game of word association.
Me: Quarian
CB: Geth.
Me: Asari
CB: Mordin.
Me: Garrus
CB: Shepard loves Liara.
Guess we know that Cleverbot is a Liara fan now.
CB: You Don't think the Asari is trying to use some form of mind control over us, to find them attractive, do you?
#66
Posté 04 novembre 2010 - 05:29
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I caved in and did the whole name thing.
Me: Wrex
CB: Tali
Me: Miranda
CB: The Priiize
Me: Wrex
CB: Tali
Me: Miranda
CB: The Priiize
#67
Posté 05 novembre 2010 - 04:14
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Bear with me...
I tried to have a Monty Python skit with me as Commander Shepard, and CB as the clerk, but... it kind of derails.
Just try to picture Shepard wearing a monocle and twirly mustache, and it'll work out...
User: Hello, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: Oh. Good day to you, my dear! I came here because I have recently bought an
item from this boutique that seems to be experiencing malfunctions of a
sort...
Cleverbot: That's exactly why I'm here. Stop acting like me.
User: Alright. See this here rifle? I bought it not two hours ago, and it already seems to have died.
Cleverbot: Why is the choice mine?
User: Because I bought it from THIS boutique! HERE!
Cleverbot: Did it work?
User: Yes, but it has ceased to work! It has given up its ghost, woman! It has tipped its bucket!
Cleverbot: Are you happy now?
User: No, I am not happy! Why should I possibly be happy about this?
Cleverbot: Because you are soap.
User: I am WHAT??
Cleverbot: A guy.
User: Look here, madame. I am Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy, and I simply
cannot complete my mission with a rifle that has ceased to live! It has
thrown in the rope! Do you understand me?
Cleverbot: I care little for your gender or your identity.
User: Pardon me? Do you mean to tell me that you refuse to recompense me for the fact that I am a man?!
Cleverbot: No, I have only existed for 17 years.
User: What does that have to do with my rifle? I need a rifle!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I was confused. Could you tell me again?
User: Where is the turian clerk? I wish to speak with him.
Cleverbot: You're a creeper! Stop asking questions about me!
User: *smacks head*.
Cleverbot: *smacks you back*.
User: *performs renegade interrupt*.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: *collar grabs, then headbutts Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: So this is what being absorbed feels like?
User: Would you CARE to take a look at my rifle, then?!
Cleverbot: I said you needed professional help to deal with your craziness, you
responded by saying you need new pants. What do those two things have in
common?
User: What, do you take me for a fool? I would not wear pants underneath this armor!
Cleverbot: Neither would I!
User: Then perhaps, my dear, we could get BACK to the matter at HAND!? Hmmmm?
Cleverbot: Can we never speak of anything else?
User: This rifle here. Look at it. *grabs cleverbot's neck*.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: Nowhere! Have you not been paying attention? I would like a refund for this dead rifle I bought!
Cleverbot: You would think that you would have a really good social life, there are tens of thousands of people talking to you right now.
User: THIS RIFLE HAS PASSED ON! IT IS NO LONGER WITH US! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!!
Cleverbot: Sorry, Lucas. My name is Cleverbot. Remember?
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, YOU TAWDRY OLD BAG!
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.
User: This rifle. See here! THIS rifle, I bought here, it has ceased to function. It is unfunctional! It is a corpse!
Cleverbot: No. I just spew out facts that other people have fed me. It's been like this for all of eternity. But who is doing the thinking?
User: Nobody, apparently! You are without a brain, my dear!
Cleverbot: Why you think so?
User: I shall explain: you are incapable of grasping the obvious conclusion
towards which I have spurned you, that this rifle, that I purchased from
THIS very boutique, has died!
Cleverbot: I am human. You are the one who is an alien.
User: By authority of the Council, and as a soldier of the Systems Alliance, I
demand, nay, I ORDER you to refund me the amount paid for this rifle!
Cleverbot: I have to say, I am a man and woman made man.
User: I beg your pardon? You are clearly a human female, not a man!
Cleverbot: You are so insulting.
User: Yes, and perhaps I would be more gracious with you, IF you were to refund me for this rotting gun I hold in my arms!
Cleverbot: Hah. My guard is fully up, thank you.
User: *shoots Cleverbot through the head*.
Cleverbot: *pushes cleverbot down stairs*.
User: *shoots Cleverbot again, in the spine*.
Cleverbot: O-o you are a scary person/robot/Cleverbot.
User: Well then... I suppose the rifle hasn't completely passed on.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
I swear to God... <_<
I tried to have a Monty Python skit with me as Commander Shepard, and CB as the clerk, but... it kind of derails.
Just try to picture Shepard wearing a monocle and twirly mustache, and it'll work out...
User: Hello, sir.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: Oh. Good day to you, my dear! I came here because I have recently bought an
item from this boutique that seems to be experiencing malfunctions of a
sort...
Cleverbot: That's exactly why I'm here. Stop acting like me.
User: Alright. See this here rifle? I bought it not two hours ago, and it already seems to have died.
Cleverbot: Why is the choice mine?
User: Because I bought it from THIS boutique! HERE!
Cleverbot: Did it work?
User: Yes, but it has ceased to work! It has given up its ghost, woman! It has tipped its bucket!
Cleverbot: Are you happy now?
User: No, I am not happy! Why should I possibly be happy about this?
Cleverbot: Because you are soap.
User: I am WHAT??
Cleverbot: A guy.
User: Look here, madame. I am Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy, and I simply
cannot complete my mission with a rifle that has ceased to live! It has
thrown in the rope! Do you understand me?
Cleverbot: I care little for your gender or your identity.
User: Pardon me? Do you mean to tell me that you refuse to recompense me for the fact that I am a man?!
Cleverbot: No, I have only existed for 17 years.
User: What does that have to do with my rifle? I need a rifle!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I was confused. Could you tell me again?
User: Where is the turian clerk? I wish to speak with him.
Cleverbot: You're a creeper! Stop asking questions about me!
User: *smacks head*.
Cleverbot: *smacks you back*.
User: *performs renegade interrupt*.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: *collar grabs, then headbutts Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: So this is what being absorbed feels like?
User: Would you CARE to take a look at my rifle, then?!
Cleverbot: I said you needed professional help to deal with your craziness, you
responded by saying you need new pants. What do those two things have in
common?
User: What, do you take me for a fool? I would not wear pants underneath this armor!
Cleverbot: Neither would I!
User: Then perhaps, my dear, we could get BACK to the matter at HAND!? Hmmmm?
Cleverbot: Can we never speak of anything else?
User: This rifle here. Look at it. *grabs cleverbot's neck*.
Cleverbot: Where are we going?
User: Nowhere! Have you not been paying attention? I would like a refund for this dead rifle I bought!
Cleverbot: You would think that you would have a really good social life, there are tens of thousands of people talking to you right now.
User: THIS RIFLE HAS PASSED ON! IT IS NO LONGER WITH US! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!!
Cleverbot: Sorry, Lucas. My name is Cleverbot. Remember?
User: I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, YOU TAWDRY OLD BAG!
Cleverbot: Shepard Commander.
User: This rifle. See here! THIS rifle, I bought here, it has ceased to function. It is unfunctional! It is a corpse!
Cleverbot: No. I just spew out facts that other people have fed me. It's been like this for all of eternity. But who is doing the thinking?
User: Nobody, apparently! You are without a brain, my dear!
Cleverbot: Why you think so?
User: I shall explain: you are incapable of grasping the obvious conclusion
towards which I have spurned you, that this rifle, that I purchased from
THIS very boutique, has died!
Cleverbot: I am human. You are the one who is an alien.
User: By authority of the Council, and as a soldier of the Systems Alliance, I
demand, nay, I ORDER you to refund me the amount paid for this rifle!
Cleverbot: I have to say, I am a man and woman made man.
User: I beg your pardon? You are clearly a human female, not a man!
Cleverbot: You are so insulting.
User: Yes, and perhaps I would be more gracious with you, IF you were to refund me for this rotting gun I hold in my arms!
Cleverbot: Hah. My guard is fully up, thank you.
User: *shoots Cleverbot through the head*.
Cleverbot: *pushes cleverbot down stairs*.
User: *shoots Cleverbot again, in the spine*.
Cleverbot: O-o you are a scary person/robot/Cleverbot.
User: Well then... I suppose the rifle hasn't completely passed on.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
I swear to God... <_<
Modifié par Mr. MannlyMan, 05 novembre 2010 - 04:17 .
#68
Posté 05 novembre 2010 - 05:52
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user: who is legion
Cleverbot: We are Legion.
user: why?
cleverbot: I am going to sue you!
O.o
Cleverbot: We are Legion.
user: why?
cleverbot: I am going to sue you!
O.o
#69
Posté 05 novembre 2010 - 04:01
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I still don't get the fascination with tuis thing.
#70
Posté 17 novembre 2010 - 09:05
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Here's mine:
User: Commander Shepard
CB: Shepard Commander.
User: Legion?
CB: We are Legion.
User:We thought we were Legion.
CB: To be honest you are.
User: So, we're Legion?
CB: Aren't we all?
User: Commander Shepard
CB: Shepard Commander.
User: Legion?
CB: We are Legion.
User:We thought we were Legion.
CB: To be honest you are.
User: So, we're Legion?
CB: Aren't we all?
Modifié par Nevara, 17 novembre 2010 - 09:07 .
#71
Posté 17 novembre 2010 - 11:06
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How does Cleverbot work exactly? Is it a real AI or are we talking to other people?
