Duncan: "At last, we come to the Feasting. Duncan Donuts was founded during the first Blight, when humanity stood on the verge of starvation. So it was that the first employees ate of darkspawn donuts and mastered their taint."
Ser Jory: "We're...going to eat donuts filled with the blood of those...those creatures!?"
Duncan: "As the first employees did before us; as we did before you. THIS is the source of our power, and our market success."
Alistair: "Those who survive the Feasting become immune to the taint; we can sense it in our competitors's donuts and use it to slay their managers."
Duncan: "We speak only a few words prior to the Feasting, but these words have been said since the first. Alistair, if you would."
Alistair: "....Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us, behind the counters where we stand vigilant. Join us, as we make the sales that cannot be foresworn. Should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten...and that, one day, we shall join you."
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Duncan: "...Step forward, Jory."
Ser Jory: "But...I'm on a diet...had I known..."
Duncan: "There is no turning back."
Ser Jory: "NO! What...you ask too much! There are too many calories in these!"
Duncan: (Kills Ser Jory) "I am sorry."
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Duncan: "But the Feasting is not yet complete. You are called upon to submit yourself to the taint, for it tastes very good. From this moment forth, you are an employee of Duncan Donuts..."
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